Henri's TOUR DE FRANCE foto diary

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The Tour De France startid from London at the weekend, an then went down throo Kent. Well, we wer at Granny's howse in Kent, so we all desydid to go Race Spottin on Sunday.

Ther wer lots ov playsis we cud hav gon to see the bikes whizz by, an we neerly went to Tunbridge Wells, wher the laydy from Three Beautiful Things livs. But in the end we stoppt up the road from her, in Tonbridge. (WIch I think is a shayme, cos in Tunbridge Wells, they've got a shoppin playse calld "The PANTiles" an I waz reelly intrestid in seein them....hey ho.)

Henri wor my yello jersey fer the day, cos ov bein French, eevn tho reelly it got a bit hot. I think he waz jus showin off, but I dident say enything.

On the way ther we left Dilly on the dashbord to navigayte, an we rode in the bak of the car wiv Granny (bit hot up frunt fer furry types) (I don't meen Granny is furry)-

Tonbridge has a carsol, wich Dilly waz pleesd abowt. (She thinks all carsols hav dragons an prinsesses livin in them.)-

Ther wer lots ov peepol waytin to see the bikes go parst. Theez wuns brort their own poster, but we cuddent get rownd the rite side fer a foto so yu'll hav to reed it bakwerds!-

This polleess-man was kwite frendly, but he mayde Mummy feel old-

Befor the bikes cayme, ther wer lots ov carnival type veer-kols, an sum ov them throo presents at us. We got free pens, hats an sweets. This is wun ov my favrits:

This wun belongd to peepol hoo want the race to go to Ostraylia sometime-

Arfter the carnivally vans, ther waz a big wayte fer the bikes to come, so we fownd a bench an got Granny a cup of tea:

abuv us, the local Bear Adopshun Centre had a good vew:
Clik below to see the bikes ride parst! If yu want to see the fella in the yello jersey, he is a bit arfter the second lot ov bikes, in a groop ov cars..... also, wotch out fer the wuns hoo are CLEERLY CHEATIN by yewsin motor-bikes.

Arftawoods we went bak to the carsol. They had a Medeeval fair. This is us wotchin a jester-

Mummy an Granny had a hog roast burger but me an Daddy preferd this ginger cayke:

Dilly spottid a princess an gayve her a wayve:

Tonbridge has lots of Old Bildings. I liket this wun cos ov the reelly big chimneys. Farver Crismoss mus be abol to get reelly big pressies down theez:

Thay also hav sum nice bus shelters- Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

On the way bak to the car, we parst this fella, riding over a 'France this way' sign that sumwun had ritten on the road in sawdust. I don't kno wich rider won the day, but I think this wun waz probably larst:
...an then as we drove home, we parst sum peepol on sum very old bikes- can yu spot the fella on the Penny Farthing?

Dit waz a good day, we had lots ov fun! Hope yu enjoyd Henri's foto diary ov it all!

Bye fer now!