WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Daddy's Berfday!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (Mummy shud hav awarded me at leest a 9.5 reelly but she waz harlf asleep an dident kno wat she waz talkin about) (so ther) /10
  • Day Score: 8/10

Today is Daddy's berfday. Any idea wat I bort him????

Well, he, lyke yu, may well hav gest that I bort him pants. So I desydid to mayke them extra speshol pants. This way he wud kno it waz goin to be pants, but still get a serprize.

Ferst I bort sum pants from Marks And Spencers, Pant Makers To The Qween (probly). They wer incorrektly laybold tho so I had to correkt that:-

Then I mayde this desine:
I printid it on iron-transfer paper an got Mummy to excavayte the ironin bord an iron so that I cud put the pikcher on his pants (she helpt me a bit wiv this cos it berns):-
Next I got a playne T shert fer him too. Fer this I thort sumthin arty wud be gud, to wow peepol as he walks along. So I mayde this desine: an then Mummy irond it onto the T shert for me:
Daddy liket the pants an wor a pair to werk today. He sed he felt partikularly supportid all day. He hassent tryd on the T shert yet, so I hope it fits him betta than it duz me. He thinks it's pantayshus. (Wich it is.)

We had a Chineesy dinner, followd by choklit shoo-buns. Mummy put a candol in wun of them. Then me an Daddy shared a Guinness:
Dilly sneekt up an stole sum ov mine, but then fell off the tabol groanin sumthin abowt the drink hertin her antenner. We all went fer a bit ov a walk to cleer our heds an sor swallows flyin over maykin a noize like sqweeky wheels, wich dident reelly help Dilly but waz still kwite fun to see.
Daddy's makin tea now, an I'm fallin asleep cos I'm knackerd. Wich is like bein very tyerd but mor so, cos ther's a "K" in it.


Meanie the baby dragon said...

Happee Buffda Bob'z PawPaw!

RUTH said...

Happy Birthday to your Dad!! Those t-shirts are great...I'll look out for a man in one next time I'm in Colchester! I had a thought...you write in bear language and I comment in people language but we understand each other...I guess that makes us bi-lingual!! Rx

Phytheas said...

Cool T-shirt. Are you going to get one?


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I think I shud mayke wun fer Mummy AN me, then we can go fer walks as a PANTAGRAM familee.



Mousie said...

happy bithday to Dad...he's very lucky to have such a nice present...you really are a darling sweet Bob...you left me a sad message the other day...that was not me who was expecting cortobeille, but my sister...now this afternoon, I prepare a page to show you the whole family...
much love from Mousie

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Wuddent it be grayte if all the skwirrols in Colchester Carsol park wor wun? WOW!

Bi-lingual- ah yes! I tend to rite in English on comments on other peepol's blogs, jus in cayse their reeders arnt as lokwayshus.


I hope yu had a good time at the Zoo larst weekend!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hi Meanie!

I parst on yor greetins an Daddy sed "Fan cew"


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Mousie!!!!!!!!!!!

It always mayles me smile to see yor nayme heer!

I'm lookin forward to seein yor familee foto. Carnt wayte!!!


Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

I always tell you what a clever little bear you are, but this time I'm REALLY impressed. Lucky daddy,eh? What a perfect way to spend a birthday..

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Wa-heyyy! Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Happy B-Day to Daddy!
Fun designs you made for his special underwear. I like them very much.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy, they ar HEWGE pants, too! They cud dubbol as a hat in the winter. Wa-hey!

A.Bananna said...

Happy late birthday bob's dad!! I really like what you got him!! I like the shrits you made tooo!!! those are cool! glad to see you all had fun!!

david mcmahon said...

Happy b'day to your Dad,

Your Mum is one very gifted person. And you are a very clever Bear.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

I think I mite mayke anuver shirt, a bloo wun, fer him to ware at futboll. I cud rite "Gillingham is a pantayshus team" on it, or sumthing like that :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


wy fan cu,

I think they get it from moi.

Jhee jhee jheeee...