- Gills: no... will the seeson ever start agen????
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: still too snotty rownd heer. I told them that. I told ALL the Bears it was suspendid. I did. It dident cownt wen Grayum got me in the Thunder Shelter. Cos it waz suspendid. So it dident cownt. Dident. Dient dident dident dident dident. So ther. /10
- Day Score: shut up /10
Now look, it's July rite?
I'll say it a bit lowder.
IT'S JULY, RITE??????????????????
So what's the sky doin like this then, on a July arftanoon in Sunny Colchester, wun ov the sunniest towns in Ingerland cos it sez so in the book from the trayne stayshun?
View from front of howse, upstairs:
View from back of howse, upstairs:
IT'S THE SAYME BLINKIN' CLOWD FRONT AN BAK!!!! IT WAZ THAT BIG!!!! It got so dark the street lites startid to com on.
An it got LOWD.
We Bears laid low in a pile of freshly lornderd pants. (She carnt get them dry owtside lately, so we find rows ov 'em, rows an rows of 'em, all rownd the howse, dryin. Well, a gud frolic will help the prosess, won't it? Yu see, I knew yu'd agree wiv me. I wassent makin a mess. An I never told her I wantid her to wash them all agen. I was helpin, see.)Granny, down in Kent, sed that the rayne got so mad it was lyke sleet, an an an yu cuddent see throo it, an sumwun took a foto ov it an sent it in to the local news. Nothin much happens wher she livs.
Everything is growin, reelly reelly farst, reelly reelly big. Evrywher is overgrown an yu carnt get out to cut it, OR EEVN PLARNT YOR MARRYGOLDS. If the rayne duzzent stop soon Ingerland is goin to be a new rainforrest.
An yu kno wat THAT meens.
Oh, don't eevn get me STARTID.....