WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Funny how gerls like shoppin....

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: mist them; Granny duzzent reelly go in fer The Simpsons. Hmm....
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 7/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

We stayd at Granny's fer a cuppol ov days. It waz grayte to see her resident Bears agen, an we always get cayke at Granny's. This weekend we had speshol Bear Size caykes, an I took my rockin chair along so we cud all perfekt our relaxayshun tekneeks:

Then we all drove to Maidstone. Maidstone is like a big shoppin centre on a hill, wiv a wun-way system goin rownd an rownd it to keep it from fallin off.

Daddy got a bit narkt cos the gerls kept goin in shoo shops, but evenchooly Granny bort sum noo shooz - an Mummy bort new pants! (Unfortewnately not Gillingham Bloo, jus blak an wite agen. But never mind. There's nothin kwite like frolikin a brand-new pant.)

Mummy wunce sed that wen she waz a littol gerl, if she waz bort new shooz, she wud wear them in bed. She liket them so much an got so eggsited bowt gettin new shooz, she jus dident want to take them off.

I kept an eye on Granny, but she dident sleep in them.

(I wonder if Mummy duzz the sayme wiv new pants????)


Bye fer now!

11 comments:

Phytheas said...

Eeek, what's that attacking you Bob?

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Ah, lil' bear, you have such a way with words, it always paints a smile round my heart (and a toothy grin on my face). Welcome home, I missed 'ya. ((x))

Chewy said...

When I visited my friend Miss Virginia, she came downstairs in the morning wearing the dress she bought the day before. I asked her, "Did you sleep in your new dress?". YES SHE DID! Too funny.

Ms. Creek said...

people that DON"T like to go shopping and shopping and shopping and look at everything are just not in the spirit of it all!

you look like you had a wonderful time relaxing and seeing gramma, too bad she doesn't like the simpsons! what about family guy?

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Wut u doin on diz bwog Ant Eweee?

Hi Bob! Weckum bahk! Taow Dilly tu kum bizit me and u kan kum tu! Wee weow eet yotz ov weftovuh kak fwom Mawmawz buffday!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ah, Phyth! That's my toy Dog-Cat.
Me an Dilly share him.
Wun week I hav him, the next, it's her tern.
She likes the cat end best (cats ar gerls) so calls it Cat-Dog.
I prefer dogs (boys).

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo, Shrinky!
I mist yu too!
I cayme bak from Yorkshire an then lots ov peepol went away! So I've been withowt sum ov my frends fer 2 weeks!!!

How waz Ireland?
See eny hobbits?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,
Mummy larft wen she red that.

She sez I did the sayme wen Farther Crismoss brort me my futboll boots a few yeers ago.

I don't remember that-????

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaHA!
Mummy likes Family Guy!
Daddy duzzent get it.
I like the way the baby haz a littol bear. (But I don't understand wy he talks like an old English butler.)
:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Meanie,
Ah! Leftover berfday cayke! YUM!
An thank gudness! Wen I ferst red yor messidge, I thort yu ment leftover KAK. As in pant contents ov a very nervuss person.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:@D

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Bob: hehehe dat doh funnee! Me not eet Kak or poop!