- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8/10
- Day Score: 6.83975/10
Sorry fer the delay in postin today, folks. I've been in a legol dispewt wiv Grayum, over permishun to publish a holiday de-breef on him.
Ferst I had to reashor him it waz nothin to do wiv takin away his pants, an then I had to agree to list his reezons fer not joynin in and not say that he waz a layzy old killjoy.
Wile we wer owt explorin, Grayum did this:
His reezons ar as follows:
- he's aged
- he's a Bear (actually, that reezon dident stand up fer very long, that wun)
- he wantid to wotch old re-runs ov Hawaii 5-O an Quincy on the hotel-room TV in the arftanoon.
He must hav gon owt at SUM poynt, but he won't admit it. (Mummy gets annoyd if we go out alone. I think it's mostly cos weer alot shorter than cars. But I sed to her. I sed, weer also short enuff to hitch lifts in passin ruksaks wivowt their owners knowing. But she jus slammed a few doors wen I sed that.)
Enyway this is another thing we had to disagree abowt. He sez he stayd in the room an that I dident miss owt on eny adventchers. But so then HOW did he manage to get THIS foto on the camera, eetin a WALLABY bar, wich ar OSTRAYLIAN (the bar. AND wallabys.) wich issent even IN Yorkshire larst time I lookt at a map???? Eh? Eh???
The misterie continews...
Bye fer now!