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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Grayum's Holiday

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8/10
  • Day Score: 6.83975/10


Sorry fer the delay in postin today, folks. I've been in a legol dispewt wiv Grayum, over permishun to publish a holiday de-breef on him.

Ferst I had to reashor him it waz nothin to do wiv takin away his pants, an then I had to agree to list his reezons fer not joynin in and not say that he waz a layzy old killjoy.


Wile we wer owt explorin, Grayum did this:

His reezons ar as follows:

  1. he's aged
  2. he's a Bear (actually, that reezon dident stand up fer very long, that wun)
  3. he wantid to wotch old re-runs ov Hawaii 5-O an Quincy on the hotel-room TV in the arftanoon.

He must hav gon owt at SUM poynt, but he won't admit it. (Mummy gets annoyd if we go out alone. I think it's mostly cos weer alot shorter than cars. But I sed to her. I sed, weer also short enuff to hitch lifts in passin ruksaks wivowt their owners knowing. But she jus slammed a few doors wen I sed that.)

Enyway this is another thing we had to disagree abowt. He sez he stayd in the room an that I dident miss owt on eny adventchers. But so then HOW did he manage to get THIS foto on the camera, eetin a WALLABY bar, wich ar OSTRAYLIAN (the bar. AND wallabys.) wich issent even IN Yorkshire larst time I lookt at a map???? Eh? Eh???

The misterie continews...

Bye fer now!


Meanie the baby dragon said...

Bob: Grayum iz toot doot! Me hopz aw iz weow wiff u an Dilly!
Yo fwend,

Pope Terry said...

Well I can understand Quincy is a great show, and Tom Selleck, eh, yeah exactly who can resist that moustache. But maybe he had a visitor, he may not of gone out.

Rachelle said...

Dear Bob,
Hmmm..... I don't know, he looks a little out of breath in that photo.
Could it be he just ran in from somewhere?
Thanks for the smile today, I needed it.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Chuk!

Dilly went owt today with Mummy & Daddy. Me an the Bears stayd in. We had grayte sum chattin.

At the moment Dilly is sittin in a littol green cardbord box that they brort sum tomatoes home in. The tomatoes arnt still in it, ov corse. No room fer her bum AND a lot ov tomatoes. Enyway she sez it's a speedboat.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Oh wow! I never thort ov that! Yes! He must hav had a visitor. I notist a frendly maid as I went out wun day. I bet he wontid to hang arownd to see her.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Oh wow! He had the maid in the room AND he looks out ov breath? it gets werse!



david mcmahon said...


Margaret said...

Poor Grayum!
But I can understand- I enjoy an afternoon kip myself.

But Tom Selleck? Pope Terry, Tom Selleck wasn't in Quincy! Was he in Hawaii 5-o??? I don't remember.

Grayum looks like he would enjoy Diagnosis Murder, too.

(no offence)