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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Grayum's Holiday

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8/10
  • Day Score: 6.83975/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Sorry fer the delay in postin today, folks. I've been in a legol dispewt wiv Grayum, over permishun to publish a holiday de-breef on him.

Ferst I had to reashor him it waz nothin to do wiv takin away his pants, an then I had to agree to list his reezons fer not joynin in and not say that he waz a layzy old killjoy.

OK.

Wile we wer owt explorin, Grayum did this:


His reezons ar as follows:

  1. he's aged
  2. he's a Bear (actually, that reezon dident stand up fer very long, that wun)
  3. he wantid to wotch old re-runs ov Hawaii 5-O an Quincy on the hotel-room TV in the arftanoon.

He must hav gon owt at SUM poynt, but he won't admit it. (Mummy gets annoyd if we go out alone. I think it's mostly cos weer alot shorter than cars. But I sed to her. I sed, weer also short enuff to hitch lifts in passin ruksaks wivowt their owners knowing. But she jus slammed a few doors wen I sed that.)

Enyway this is another thing we had to disagree abowt. He sez he stayd in the room an that I dident miss owt on eny adventchers. But so then HOW did he manage to get THIS foto on the camera, eetin a WALLABY bar, wich ar OSTRAYLIAN (the bar. AND wallabys.) wich issent even IN Yorkshire larst time I lookt at a map???? Eh? Eh???

The misterie continews...

Bye fer now!


8 comments:

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Bob: Grayum iz toot doot! Me hopz aw iz weow wiff u an Dilly!
Yo fwend,
Chuck

Pope Terry said...

Well I can understand Quincy is a great show, and Tom Selleck, eh, yeah exactly who can resist that moustache. But maybe he had a visitor, he may not of gone out.

Rachelle said...

Dear Bob,
Hmmm..... I don't know, he looks a little out of breath in that photo.
Could it be he just ran in from somewhere?
Thanks for the smile today, I needed it.
Slainte~
Rachelle

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Chuk!

Dilly went owt today with Mummy & Daddy. Me an the Bears stayd in. We had grayte sum chattin.

At the moment Dilly is sittin in a littol green cardbord box that they brort sum tomatoes home in. The tomatoes arnt still in it, ov corse. No room fer her bum AND a lot ov tomatoes. Enyway she sez it's a speedboat.

(sigh)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Oh wow! I never thort ov that! Yes! He must hav had a visitor. I notist a frendly maid as I went out wun day. I bet he wontid to hang arownd to see her.

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rachelle,

Oh wow! He had the maid in the room AND he looks out ov breath? it gets werse!

Nosehugs,

:@}

david mcmahon said...

Brilliant!

Margaret said...

Poor Grayum!
But I can understand- I enjoy an afternoon kip myself.

But Tom Selleck? Pope Terry, Tom Selleck wasn't in Quincy! Was he in Hawaii 5-o??? I don't remember.

Grayum looks like he would enjoy Diagnosis Murder, too.

(no offence)