Grayum's Holiday

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8/10
• Day Score: 6.83975/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Sorry fer the delay in postin today, folks. I've been in a legol dispewt wiv Grayum, over permishun to publish a holiday de-breef on him.

Ferst I had to reashor him it waz nothin to do wiv takin away his pants, an then I had to agree to list his reezons fer not joynin in and not say that he waz a layzy old killjoy.

OK.

Wile we wer owt explorin, Grayum did this:

His reezons ar as follows:

1. he's aged
2. he's a Bear (actually, that reezon dident stand up fer very long, that wun)
3. he wantid to wotch old re-runs ov Hawaii 5-O an Quincy on the hotel-room TV in the arftanoon.

He must hav gon owt at SUM poynt, but he won't admit it. (Mummy gets annoyd if we go out alone. I think it's mostly cos weer alot shorter than cars. But I sed to her. I sed, weer also short enuff to hitch lifts in passin ruksaks wivowt their owners knowing. But she jus slammed a few doors wen I sed that.)

Enyway this is another thing we had to disagree abowt. He sez he stayd in the room an that I dident miss owt on eny adventchers. But so then HOW did he manage to get THIS foto on the camera, eetin a WALLABY bar, wich ar OSTRAYLIAN (the bar. AND wallabys.) wich issent even IN Yorkshire larst time I lookt at a map???? Eh? Eh???

The misterie continews...

Bye fer now!