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Monday, September 24, 2007

Grayum's Bak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: yes: we lost 4 - nil to Nottingham Forest (full nayme: Notting Scum Forrest-that-even-Bears-wuddent-poo-in). I layter diskuverd that this terribol miscarridge ov justiss waz dew to Mummy's flagrant non-waring ov her new bloo pants.)
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 7 (I let Grayum win a few rownds on accownt ov the re-union) /10
  • Overall Score: 7 ish/10

I had trubbol tryin to get me foto's loded up today, an Mummy sed she waz goin to help but then kept comin up wiv exkewsis. Ferst ther waz the wun abowt havin cort Daddy's cold (it's all pritty snotty rownd heer. I've had to give them self-isshooing priviledges over the tishoos. No way am I gettin too neer to that stuff.) Then ther waz a film on TV that she rekond she haddent seen befor, sept I kno she did, it's jus cos that Russell Crowe bloke waz in it. Still, leest this time he waz in a soot. I got a bit worreed wen she liket that Roman film, wher he runs arownd in a skirt.
Sumtimes I don't think she fully appryshyates that I hav a publik to worry abowt, an wiv that comes sponsibilitys. A Bear ov my kaliber carnt be hangin rownd all nite waytin.

Enyway. Heer is the foto I wantid to show yu. It's our "welcom home" hug wiv Grayum!

Yup, heez home! Arfter 3 weeks at Granny's, himself haz reternd. An he STILL haz that 'Living Legend' stiker on his jumper.
At Granny's, we had sum sellbratory caykes: Er, yes. Ther wer mor caykes than that, but we wer a bit hungry.

Next Grayum told me abowt a film heed watcht abowt sum spys hoo sneekt arownd in blak. He wantid to play a new gayme heed mayde up calld "Bein Spys From That Film Wher They Go Abowt In Blak" (hmmm... I mite need to coach him a bit on maykin up naymes fer gaymes) so I lookt arfter his jumper wile he nabbed a pair ov Mummy's best blak "Sloggi" pants.
Meenwile, LBBBJ arskt me to inclood this piktcher ov him. This is his impreshon ov Simon Cowell's trousers:

Yu kno, it's reelly grayte to hav things bak to normal agen.
Bye fer now!


Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Aw, B.T., you're back to a complete solid family unit again.. more smelly socks for your mummy to wash, eh? Give greyum our love, I trust he came back "bearing" pressies? (Tee-hee)

Phytheas said...

Welcome home Grayum! Did you get to eat lots of cakes at Granny's? Bob, thanks for the Tidly Pom advice - I'm off to make a tent right now!


Lynda (Granny K) said...

Thank you for visiting my blog, Bob, glad you liked the picture. I would be very honoured to be in your list of happy blogs (and be very happy about it as well):o)

A.Bananna said...

glad to see you made it back bob! those cakes look yummy! My gramma would always make the best cakes!! nothing beats gramma food!!

Meanie the baby dragon said...

My yike tu pway dat Spi gaym tu!

Me saw duh nu Russel Crow moovee cawd: 3:10 to Yuma. Ef u get uh chanz tu dee it pweez du. Itz uh shootum up westown moovee!

CHEWY said...

Grayum is loving that group hug. Welcome back Grayum.

I use to play SPY when I was a little girl. James Bond, The Man from Uncle, The Girl from Uncle and Get Smart were my favorite shows. Oh and later that I Spy show with Robert Culp and Bill Cosby.

One year for Christmas Santa gave me a Spy Kit. Long plastic coat with secret pockets and lots of gadgets.

I know all the spies.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

I love min spies at Chrismus ;OD

Catmoves said...

Welcome home to Grayum. Did he bring chocolate with him? Granny's here are famous for giving chocolate, too.

Pope Terry said...

He could almost be a ninja in all that black.

Ms. Creek said...

sounds like you are blaming your mom for way more than she deserves!

did she draw George Dog the Cat yet?

Rachelle said...

Dear Bob,
Here's a hug for your mum and dad who are all snotty ((hug))
And one for you for taking care of them! ((hug))
And hug Grayum for me (thats a lot of huggin!!), I am glad your little family unit is all intact again!
Alpaca kisses,

Calamity Jane said...

A big up to Grayum and his massiv! Careful you don't strangle yourself ith Simon Cowell's trousers.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Presents? Presents? We dident eevn get a postcard!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phyth, wish I was well enuff to joyne yu. Hav fun!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Granny K,
Consider it dun. Wich it is. Ha.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

wen we go to Granny's, Mummy mostly duzz the cookin, to giv Granny a treat an a rest. But she duzz get in extra biskits an cayke!! Hehehe!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I kno yu like westerns- I remember yor blanket! Hehehe!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I think yu wud mayke a gud spy. I can see yu in a long mac an a floppy hat, hidin behind a pillar.

Mind yu how cud I see that if yu wer behind a pillar.

WOW! See? Yu've foold me alreddy!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

He did try goin FWAH! but tript over cos the pants wer too big.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,
No, she hassent drorn him yet, sheez been too snotty.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


thanks fer the kissis. Hope yu don't get the cowd. Ssff.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Calamity Jane,

We lost LBBBJ fer a few hours. Heed fallen compleetly into those trousers.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Grayum cayme home smellin ov choklit but serspishusly lakin in it. I rekon he scofft the lot jus befor we met up.