This week's scores:
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yez
- Tesco: yez, fer medsin
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid dew to too much snot /10
- Week Score: uff /10
Today iz my blog'z annibersry- Uh startib dis blog wun yeer ago tobay. I waz goin to hav a big party but um not well enuff. Sssffff. I will hab to hab der party anuver time.
Evrywun heer haz god der cowd. Sff. Daddy had it ferst, but hiz iz neerly gon now. Mummy got it werse than him. I dident understand this. If it's the sayme cowd, wy duzzent she hav it the sayme way? He sed it mewtates. Hmm. I thort mewtayshun waz wen a boy cat goze to the vet an comes bak a gerl. But parrently not!
Erly in the week we herd that Marcelle Marceau had died, so we had a minit's noyze for him:
(I don't like the way it sez 'unwantid' nex to me in this pikcher!!!)
Dilly iz immewn to green stuff so she is wantin to look arfter givin owt the pills. I'm a bit worreed abowt this, given her method ov cowntin.
I'm off to mayke mor tea now. Sssff.
Don't ferget to ware bloo tomorro fer the Gills!
Bye fer now! Ssffff.