Mummy thermomeeters
- Gills:yes- we got a not-a-loos
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: yes, breefly (wich has nothin to do wiv breefs, unfortewnitly)
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid dew to bizarre amownts ov snottiness rownd heer /10
- Day Score: 7.412/10
Weer awl startin to feel better, altho weer awl still rarther snotty. Ssshhfff.
But still I dident go to football wiv Daddy cos Mummy sed it waz too cold an windy outside. I meen, it wassent HER hoo waz goin, waz it? It waz me. But she went owt in the garden to see how cold she felt, then cayme in an sed, "No, it's too cold fer yu, Bob."Mummys do this. Like, in winter, if they're cold, they mayke YU put a scarf on. Or a hat. Or a coate. If sheez reelly cold she'll mayke yu put the lot on. Jumpers, scarfs, coates, hats an gluves ar awl things yu put on wen yor mummy iz cold.
So enyway. I sat wiv Grayum an Mummy indors, sippin ginger ale an munching hunny on toaste, watchin the scores on telly wile Daddy went to the gayme.Gillingham wer playin Leeds, an we wer loozin wiv ownly 15 minits to go wen I suddenly thort I better chek on the loyalty stakes rownd heer- I said to Mummy, "YU HAV GOT YOR BLOO PANTS ON, HAVENT YU??" an she ternd perpol. Wich mite hav been becos she waz coffin an shootin ginger ale owt ov her nose, but I think it waz gilt, coz soon as she cood breav agen she ran upstairs an put them on. Shortly arfter this we scored, maykin it 1 - 1, a not-a-loos, an proof wunce mor ov the power ov loyalty-pants.
-Partikularly as Leeds had 2 men sent off, wich gayve them a compleetly unfare advarntidge, as it mayde them all play extra hard like 1 and a 1/2 men each, wich means they wer reelly 13 1/2 men agenst our 11.
1-1, meenin wun banarnana an wun choklit peanut
Bye fer now!
15 comments:
Well Hello thewe BT Beaw esq.
So pleased to meet you!!! I'm glad to heaw the loyalty pantses wowk! that's pawsome..thank you fow visiting me.pleez come again! I've nevew met a beaw befowe,specially an esq. one..but you seem awfully nice and fun so I'm going to add you to my fwiends list OK??
have a gweat snooze and a tewwific sunday
smoochie kisses
Asta
oOOOOOOO! Mor smoochie kisses! I hope yu don't get my cold!
Nose hugs!
:@}
Wow thirteen and a half players, leeds are such cheaters, but imagine if mummy had of been wearing blue pants the whole game... but lets not play the blame game.
Hello Bob, can I take my blue dungarees off how, they're getting a bit whiffy?
I'll be wearing something green today for the Irish rugbists who need all the help they can get.
Phy
That would be rugbyists - the JCBinC's typing is still all over the place.
Phy
Ahhh, loyalty pants sure do make a difference, don't they? I have a mummy-barometer too, it's very useful, 'cos you lil' 'un's never know what is good for you - trust me, she knows what is best! ((x))
Pope Terry,
Aha! My thorts exaktly....
:@}
Phyth,
HEEEEEEeeheheheee yes, shorly do. Altho those whiffs can be kwite intrestin, I find. Ahem. Well, wen they're yor own, enyway. Thank cu fer dedycaytidly wearin them. An fer helpin Oirland, too.
:@}
Hi Bob, Glad yerall feeling better. Ribena is nice, specially made with hot water and with a bit of rum in it. Very good for coffs. (That's wot I say anyway).
I've posted a special picture for you on my blog by the way........!!
Shrinky,
I kno that my choklit peanuts ar better fer me than fer her, speshly wen sheez ment to be on a low-carb diet. I thort my stash wud be safe from her wile sheez on that, but no, apparently they don't cownt if yu don't reed the label.
Tsk.
Enyway, how can she judge wen it's too cold fer me? I've got ferr.
I dunno. Jus coz sheez bigger than me.
I think she fergets that I'm a Bear an Bears do feroshus.
:@o
Shrinky,
I kno that my choklit peanuts ar better fer me than fer her, speshly wen sheez ment to be on a low-carb diet. I thort my stash wud be safe from her wile sheez on that, but no, apparently they don't cownt if yu don't reed the label.
Tsk.
Enyway, how can she judge wen it's too cold fer me? I've got ferr.
I dunno. Jus coz sheez bigger than me.
I think she fergets that I'm a Bear an Bears do feroshus.
:@o
Ooo! Oooo! I'm riting dubbol!
Lynda,
Aha! Sneekt wun in wile i waz typin! I'm off to investigayte yor pikcher....
OH WOW! It waz a Snowy Bear! Thanks, Lynda!
:@}
Dear Bob,
Well, (tee-hee) I am really sorry (guffaw) that ginger ale cam out (Woo-hoo-hoo-snort....oops, I hate it when I snort while I laugh) your mummy's nose.
*smiles*
Glad you are feeling better, come over and see what happened to us over the weekend!
Oh, and I am right here in Snotland with you- allergies.... sniff-sniffle-snort
Love,
Rachelle
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