- Gills:yes- we got a not-a-loos
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: yes, breefly (wich has nothin to do wiv breefs, unfortewnitly)
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid dew to bizarre amownts ov snottiness rownd heer /10
- Day Score: 7.412/10
Weer awl startin to feel better, altho weer awl still rarther snotty. Ssshhfff.But still I dident go to football wiv Daddy cos Mummy sed it waz too cold an windy outside. I meen, it wassent HER hoo waz goin, waz it? It waz me. But she went owt in the garden to see how cold she felt, then cayme in an sed, "No, it's too cold fer yu, Bob."
Mummys do this. Like, in winter, if they're cold, they mayke YU put a scarf on. Or a hat. Or a coate. If sheez reelly cold she'll mayke yu put the lot on. Jumpers, scarfs, coates, hats an gluves ar awl things yu put on wen yor mummy iz cold.So enyway. I sat wiv Grayum an Mummy indors, sippin ginger ale an munching hunny on toaste, watchin the scores on telly wile Daddy went to the gayme.
Gillingham wer playin Leeds, an we wer loozin wiv ownly 15 minits to go wen I suddenly thort I better chek on the loyalty stakes rownd heer- I said to Mummy, "YU HAV GOT YOR BLOO PANTS ON, HAVENT YU??" an she ternd perpol. Wich mite hav been becos she waz coffin an shootin ginger ale owt ov her nose, but I think it waz gilt, coz soon as she cood breav agen she ran upstairs an put them on. Shortly arfter this we scored, maykin it 1 - 1, a not-a-loos, an proof wunce mor ov the power ov loyalty-pants.-Partikularly as Leeds had 2 men sent off, wich gayve them a compleetly unfare advarntidge, as it mayde them all play extra hard like 1 and a 1/2 men each, wich means they wer reelly 13 1/2 men agenst our 11.
1-1, meenin wun banarnana an wun choklit peanut
Bye fer now!