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Saturday, September 01, 2007

Wa-heyyy! IT WERKT!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: YES! WE WON!!! HORRAY!!!
  • Simpsons: nope
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 & got Granny comin owt ov the barthroom hahahah/10
  • Day Score: 8.93291/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well, weev hit our winnin combinayshun ov bloo pants, jeans, sox, T-shirts, hair skrunchees an jumpers in the Don't Mok The Bear Club. Thank yu to evrywun hoo took part yestaday- yor serpport ment that Gillingham got their ferst win ov the season! WA-HEYYYY!!!!!!!

We won 2-1 agenst Wallsall (full nayme: Warts-an-all Scum City).

Me an Daddy went to wotch. At wun poynt, the ball was kikt so hard it flew over the seats where we were an I neerly cort it- I lept up an manidged to brush my paw agenst it, but cuddent kwite get a grip, coz ov the size-ov-football v. size-ov-paw rayshio. But hey, I tutcht it!

Ooo.... jus had a thort: maybe it waz me tutchin the ball that mayde us win. Yes. That's it. I had to tutch the ball an transfer all yor bloo-wearin serpport to it for it to hav a proper effect. Hmmm. I shall hav to try to werk owt a way to tutch it evry match from now on. It cud get trikky. Speshally if it's muddy. I mean, I'm loyal, but I don't want a barth.

I hope yu hav all had yor sellybraytory banarnanas. Heers me havin mine. As yu can see, I opt fer the sweet banarnana. It's the paw-size faktor agen:
hehee.... I got the shuga all over me!


The rest ov my time away waz good, too. In fakt, it was so good at Granny's that Grayum desydid he wontid to stay there a bit longer. So he hid wile we pakt to come home. We dident realize that he waz missin till we'd hit the roade. I rang Granny immeedietly from the car, an Grayum arnserd her fone. He sed he wantid to stay there for a cuppol ov weeks to frolick wiv Granny's Bear legion. Onnistly. I think he gets a tad abuv his stayshun sumtimes.

On Friday we went to Howletts Animal Park. We sor lots ov anmols, incloodin this fella:


...... hoo looks uncannilly like my Grayte Uncol Norbert.

I'll post mor foto's over the next few days.

Daddy's off to Ireland tomorro, so we boys will be much fewer on the grownd rownd heer.... In fakt, exsept fer Chewsday, wen the Windowsill-Bear-Familee come down off the windowsill an mayke it 3 all, there's gonna be just me agenst 2 gerls (Mummy an Dilly). Oh good gawd. I hope they don't go on abowt eny ov that pikkin yer stuff up off the flor nonsense, or maykin the playse smell ov flowers. I may hav to arsk Daddy fer a few pairs ov his yewsd soks to scatter rownd the playse. Oh hold on.... he alreddy has....

Bye fer now!

19 comments:

A.Bananna said...

I like your bananna! I need one of those! lol. congrats on the win!! woooo!! of course they won because you touched the ball!! :)

Pope Terry said...

Well maybe you might have to work yourself into the team... do they have a mascot.

Phytheas said...

Ear, ear!? Bob, what's happened to your ear, did Dilly chop it off?

Phy

PS, thanks for introducting me to Mousie I will go and investigate.

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Whey-hey - the blue boxers worked!!! Well done, BT. That photo is brilliant, did your mummy take it? Poor Grayum, no wonder he's gone off for a bit, if you and your mummy left granny's without even noticing he wasn't in the car.. think he might have felt he was becoming invisible. Give him extra nose-hugs when he gets back, eh? ((x))

Rachelle said...

Of course that was it Bob! The Lucky Bear Touch that was.
I'll have Elbereth do the Happy Pronk later tonight in celebration for you!
Slainte~
Rachelle

RUTH said...

Well done the Gills; and how handsome you look in your blues. I've never been to Howletts...it sounds fun and love the photo :o) There's an award on my garden blog for you to pick up
Rx

Chalkhills Collective said...

Hello Bob, I'm pleased your blue team won this weekend. I'm still working on the big blue jumper I'm knitting, it will probably take the rest of the season.

I hope you're looking after Mum and Dilly while Dad is away.

Chalky

mrsnesbitt said...

Hey you are popular! You won my Friday caption competition!
Badge is on its way!

D

The Prodigy Bear said...

Bob, I was away on a holiday and meant to update with some photos but when we came home but the PC went kooky and then kaput. Tsk. :-(

Waaaaahhhh !!!! I miss reading your blog so much !

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,
theez sweet banarnanas ar grayte coz they don't need peelin an they're a better size fer us wee folk. Do yu get them over there? I'd send yu sum, but Mummy waz told she cuddent send food stuff to the USA. She wontid to send her frend in Missouri sum tea an biccies. She had to eet them insted. Tuff job, but sumwun had to do it.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Yes! They hav a mascot. He's a horse, calld Tommy Troo-Bloo. Mind yu, I'm not shor he is doin his job proply. If he is sakt I'll apply. Hehehe.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Feer not, Phytheas, it is meerly tukt behind, so that I hav wun forward an wun bak, makin me reddy fer all evenchewalitys!

Enjoy yor vizit to Mousie!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky,
All hayle the bloo boxers! I throw my arms up AT them.

Mummy arskt if Grayum felt left behind, but he dident sownd like it on the fone. But we mite not menshun that we dident notiss he waz there fer a wile.....

I blayme Dilly.
Yu see, it's Mummy's job to get us settled on the dashbord befor we drive off, an she is yewst to puttin 3 ov us there. So she put me, then Dilly, then Dilly's flippin' Dolly there, an got confewsd. Cos then that was 3.

D'oh!

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rachelle, I am sorry I wassent arownd to witness the happy Pronk! I hope she enjoyd it!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

PS SHRINKY!

Mummy took the foto ov me, but Daddy took the wun ov the gorilla.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ruth,
oh gosh, yor makin me blush agen. Oh I don't like it. I don't like pink! Stop it! :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky,
there is sumthing I hav to blog abowt re Daddy goin away.....

I look forward to seein yor bloo jumper! Perhaps yu cud do the arms ferst, an ware them as a scarf on Saterdays till yu do the rest an put it all together.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Prodigy Handsome!
Hullo!
I've been so worreed abowt yu!
Iz yor pewter better now, or ar yu sharin wun?
I do hope yu can blog agen soon!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt!
Oh boy, a badge!
WA-HEYYY!!!
Carnt wayte to tell Grayum.
THANKS!
:@}