WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Bugs abowndin

Scores since Friday:
  • Gills: YES!!! WE WON!!! 3-2 to Bristol Rovers (full nayme: Bristol, Rover the dog plays better). Thank yu to evrywun hoo wor bloo things speshally for serpport, an speshally the extra serpportiv bloo pants (hmm that sownds kwite comfy).
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, jus the littol wun tho.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10, on Saterdy. Havent dun menny since then./10
  • Overall Score: probly abowt 8ish/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've been tryin to blog an the BT Internet "Home Hub" thingy duzzent let me. So I've jus been over an phwarrd a good karrarty chop on it, an now it seems to be werkin a bit betta.

Mummy issent well AGEN! I did wonder if I shud try the sayme tekneek on her, but perhaps not. Hehehee.

This time it is her assmah. I thort this ment that her bottom hert at ferst, but no, it meens she maykes weezy noyzes like the train in that old cartoon- yu kno the wun, wher it's goin up a steep hill an puffing away sayin "I think I can I think I can I think I can". Well, this is sort ov the sayme as Mummy tryin to go upstares at the moment. Sept wiv lots of coffs.

She thinks she may hav cort a bug on the plane bak from Ireland.

Heers an intrestin factoid: bak in the days wen peepol wer allowd to smoke on the plane, the air was replayced evry few minits wiv fresh air. Well, they stopt lettin peepol smoke on playnes cos it's far too dayngeruss for the small Bears on bord, an NOW they DON'T chaynge all the air, they chaynge sum ov it wiv fresh air an the rest they resykol, an they don't eevn do this as offen as befor. So, yu may think the air is cleener up ther, but it issent.

Wat this meens is that yu may think yu did well in not gettin a seat rite next to the snotty screemin 4 yeer old boy up the frunt, but reelly yu still get to breev in all his snotty germs. It's like a littol bonus they throw in for free.

Well Mummy thinks this has happend to her. An now she is coff coff coff, weez weez bleagh. Issent eevn temptid by choklit, wich proovs she issent well (that's the litmus test, that is.) Me an Dilly ar carfterin her agen, wiv lots ov tea an hed hugs. We also fownd her a littol raydio that she can lissen to in bed....

MEENWILE I hav fownd an intrestin card on the dor-mat:

I've had to blot owt my address, wat wiv bein a spy an all.

This meens that the local Postman & Postbear Team tryd to deliver me sumthing on Saterdy, wen I was at Granny's. Now I hav to go to the deppoe to pik it up. I've got my I.D. reddy: my parssport an my bizzness card. So I'll arsk Daddy if he can dryve me ther tonite!

I'm so eggsited!!! Mrs Nesbitt sed she had sent me sumthing. I wunder wat it is!!! HEHEHEE!

Bye fer now!

ps...

sorry if I havent been to visit yor blog fer a wee wile, cos at the moment I's very bizzy carfterin Mummy.... pleez BEAR wiv me (hehehe) an I will come an see yu soon!

22 comments:

CHEWY said...

Oh! A package! A package! How exciting.

Once a lady sat next to me on the train. She coughed the whole time. The train was full and no empty seats for me to move to. UGH!

That ruined my vacation because I got a sore throat and all coughing when I arrived at my destination. I was not pleased.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Chewy!

Yes it's horbol issent it?

Mummy had trubbol wen she werkt in an offiss cos if sumwun had a bad cold they wud still go in to werk. Well, fer them it was just a few days ov a cold but if Mummy cort it it mayde her assmah bad an she had to stay at home. This mayde HER look bad, eevn tho it wassent her folt!

I think sum peepol get a bit selfish wen they hav colds an want to spred it abowt a bit.

Grrr...

:@}

Phytheas said...

Hello Bob
I haven't been on a plane and after what your Mum caught I don't think I want to - eeewww. Your parcel sounds exciting - I wonder if it'll have a bear in it, like my suitcase did?

Phy

Calamity Jane said...

I think I know what's in it!

i beati said...

Maybe its a duck that looks like Mrs. Nesbitt hahaahahahah wouldn't that be swell? Nose hugs to Mommy sk

CHEWY said...

Chocolate Peanuts?

david mcmahon said...

Hi Bob,

Love to Mum - I hope her assmah is better. I've been AWOL because of my novel but it's done and handed over to Penguin - a day early!

Now I'm back in blogland and catching up with my e-friends!!

Keep smiling

David

Pope Terry said...

Hope mummy gets better soon, it must be bad if she doesnt want chocolate.

What new spy gadget are you getting now bob.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Hi Bob, Sorry to hear that mummy is poorly, hope she is better again real soon. Hot Ribena wiv Rum in it is very nice when you've got a coff. Ahem!

WalksFarWoman said...

Hi my sweet little friend. After reading that post it suddenly dawned on me that you're really a 'care bear'. :)

mrsnesbitt said...

Happy Haloween Bob!

Tell i beati that is a picture of a GOOSE which is bigger than a duck! It is Peggy, a goose we had many years ago!

Parcel isn't from me yet! But watch this space!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phyth,

Hmm..... all new Bear adopshuns hav to be run parst me ferst, rownd heer!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Calamity Jane,

Oh! Oh! Heheheeeee! It's from YUUU then! I'm so eggsited!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

OooO! THat'd be good!

Altho, I do hav a safe serpply now, ever since Mummy discuverd that eetin them givs her a bad bottom.

HEHEHEEEE

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

my arnty Chris collekts duks. She haz so menny on her bed that her BEar, Apollo, carnt get in. But wun wud be all rite!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Dave!

Hope the penguin likes yor book. I never knew they red them. I thort it wud be too wet fer the pages where they liv.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

I cud tell yu, but I'd hav to kill yu. An I wuddent want that cos I like yor blog.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Hehehee! We havent got eny rum but I think they yewst to hav sum brandy sumware rownd heer. I'll hav to re-investigayte the cubbods...

thanks fer the tip!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

walksfarwoman,

HEHE! Yes but wivowt the raynbow tattoo on me tummy!

Wa-heyyy!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

AHA! Yes sorry I got a bit mixt up there.

BTW, sumwun let a pet wite duk go free near whare my Granny livs in Kent. He went off an got lots of brown gerlfrends an now they hav lots ov yung duks walkin rownd wiv wite blotches on. HEHEHE!

:@}

mrsnesbitt said...

Hiya Bob...

Hope your mum is having a nice quiet night in tonight.
Trick n Treating and all that!

You will never guess what happened last night.......

we have a new member of the family!
I think you may be able to help us out tomorrow!
Dxx

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs N,

Oooo I'm all intreegd agen! Hoo is it??? Hav yu adoptid a new Bear???

As fer halloween, I put a notiss on the door sayin "No trik or treetin, thank yu, my parrents ar old."

Sum hav still nokt, but ownly kwyetly, an we all pertendid to be def.

Meenwile, me an the Bears ar plannin a halloween thang ov our own hahahwooohooohahaha (evil larfter, or the neerest I can get to it.)

:@D