WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Woooo Hoooooooooooooo!!!!!! (an I don't meen that in a scary way, eevn tho it's halloween!)

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes- I nippt rownd to the littol wun to get Mummy a can ov chikn soop. She still issent well- STILL not eetin choklit.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid dew to snottiness in the howse /10
  • Day Score: 7 ish/10


Well, we finally got owt to collekt my parsel! WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I took the card an sum I.D.-

Mummy showd the card to the laydy inside an then introdewst me. The laydy then arskt fer my ID. Wen she waz lookin at my parssport she shook her hed an sed, "I don't beleev this!" but I ashord her that it waz genuin. She showd it to the man in there, an sed that I'd com fer me parsol. "Well," he sed, "heel hav to sine fer it!" but she went off an got it an gayve it to me. Mummy arskt her if I did need to sine, an ashord her that I COOD sine, coz I'm a clever Bear, me, but she sed I dident need to THIS time, but will hav to NEX time. I told them this wuddent be a problem. I carnt understand wy they'd think this wud be a problem! Enyway. I got it!!!!!-

WOW! This waz alot bigger than I thort it wud be, not that I knew wat it wud be!!!! (Do yu see whare the Postman rote my nayme down the side there? HEHE!)I cuddent wayte to get it home an rip it open!!!

Oh my!!! If theez wer pants, they wer gonna be HEWGE!!!!

WAYTE!!! This waz a T-Shert wiv dragons on it!!! WOW! Dilly haddent expektid a pressie too!

Wat next?

An...an.... an.... OH MY! OH MY!!!

"THE PANTS OF PEACE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They come in their own Pant-Shaype cayse!!! WA-HEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRAND NEW PANTS TO FROLIC, an HOWZAT for a new over-nite bag????? WA-HEYY!

...........an hoo is all this from????

CALAMITY JANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wooohooo!!!!!!!!!! Thanks, CJ!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW! Wat a grayte serprize! It wassent eevn our berfdays!!!!!!!!!


Anonymous said...

Woo-Hoo Presents! I'll have to visit Calamity Jane's Blog. What a nice lady. (smile)


BOO! Back at you! Happy Halloween.

i beati said...

How beary beary nice!! I love presnts especially on surprise days !!love sandy alpaca not a bear..

Ms. Creek said...

aren't you guys lucky! pants, teddy grahms, dragon shirt...you've got christmas early!

does the tickle torture really work?

Pope Terry said...

some very nice presents there bob. Those peace pants look ready for a dam good frolick

A.Bananna said...

wow! that is really nice of calamity jane!! she must love all three of you!! :)

Calamity Jane said...

You're most welcome. When I saw those pants I immediately thought of you and I just had to give them to you. Then I thought I can't leave Dilly and Grayum out can I? And it all just escalated. I know the t shirt is a teensy bit big for Dilly but hopefully she'll grow into it in about a thousand years time.

Phytheas said...

Pant-astic! You're not going to eat Grayum are you even if he is covered in honey?


mrsnesbitt said...

Bob! Just posted for today! I am having a competition too! Do visit, you will love it!

What a kind lady Calamity jane eh? There are some lovely bloggers out there!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahay! What a great surprise! I bet the lady in the parcel office was thrilled to meet you in person. Hope mummy is feeling better.

Chalkhills Collective said...

Bob, I just love the idea of you going to the Post Office with all you official documents to get your parcel. It's made me giggle all day! Hope your Mum is feeling better.


Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Wow, what a beautiful thing to receive - CJ got it right for each and every one of you, didn't she?

Sorry your mummy is still under the weather (I'm taking Beccy to the Doc's this afternoon, too). Hope she feels better soon. (x)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yes, Calamity Jane is a luvley laydy. She also haz a luvley hat.


OO! Yu mayde me jump!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati Sandy,

I luv serprize presents too. It's Mummy's berfday next week an I want to giv her a serprize but I'm not shor wat to get yet....


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Tikkol torcher will werk fer gettin seekrits owt ov peepol.
Sept ov corse trayned spys.
Weer trayned not to spill the beans.
Sept fer that time wen Daddy dropt me in the roade an got me run over.
THEN I spilt me beads. An it diddent tikkol, neither.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Aha! On my wavelenff agen! HA! Me an Grayum hav been frolickin them pritty much ever since. Sept for wen LBBBJ borrowd them fer a bit...

There's nothin kwite like a fresh new pant fer frolickin.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


jheejheejhee... yes, it kwite maykes me blush! Hehehe! I think sheez sooper. I'd giv her a big hug eny day. An I'd like a go in that hat. I bet a small Bear cood sleep in that hat.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Calamity Jane,

Yor so luvley!!!!!

Thank yu so much!!!

Dilly is yewsin the shert as a burrowin-nest-blanket at the moment.

She sort ov rolls herself up in it an goze worra worra worra till sheez all snug.

Arfter a bit she calls me to come an reskew her. Sheez a bit over-enthewsiastik abowt the worras at the mo. Carnt werk owt wen to stop an gets a bit stuck.

But enyway, sheez happy, an it keeps her owt ov my way fer a bit so it's a dubbol pressie, that wun, reelly. HA!

Grayum hassent startid his treets yet but he has given them a good sniff. He treets enything hunnyish like a good wine, an spends time sniffin it ferst. Abowt 5 days shud do it. Then I mite get a look in.

Thank yu fer maykin us all so bouncey an happy!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Grayum waz a bit worreed for abowt ooo, 3 seconds, then he sor they had hunny on them! He spent a long time just admyerin the paket an smilin at himself in the mirror. He is very pleezd, yu kno.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

OOO! OOO! I hope I havent mist owt on all the fun! I've been so held up wiv helpin Mummy not coff her lungs across the room.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I waz serprizd not to see eny other Bears at the Post Offiss playse, but I gess they wer all owt the bak, sortin.

Mummy is a bit low but I've given her self-ishooing privilidges over the tishooes, an do yu kno, I think that mayde her feel a bit happier. It is, arfter all, a privilidge.



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Heheh! Onistly, yu'd think sheed never seen a Bear wiv his own dokewments befor! She kept starin at me. I rekon she waz arfter my duffol coate.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yes, she got it all spot on! I wonder if she werks fer Santa..... hmmm.... he duzz hav his helpers, arfter all..... wow I hadent thort ov that!

Hope Beccy is ok. Sendin nose hugs.