WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Holliday dee-brief (heheheee...that sownds like PANTS!) part wun


Hooz that Bear? Grayum finds a Bear size mirror at Granny-Ireland's howse.

Well, we mayde it bak! Wa-heyyy! An I hav sum foto's to show yu. But ferst, a kwik werd abowt Grayum. As yu may recall, he fergot to blink wen we went throo the x-ray at the airport, an it wipet his memory.

Well, Phytheas sergested that it wood all be put rite agen wen we went BAK throo the x-ray masheen on the retern jerney. An he waz rite, a bit. He has got SUM ov his memory bak, but he also seems to hav pikt up sum ov sumwun else's memory from the masheen as well. So now he is a bit dazed, carnt remember wat food he likes, an thinks he waz a fyter-pilot in the second werld war.

I advized him to reed the post he did abowt himself to see if eny ov it cayme bak. Oviossly this dident say enything abowt bein a fyter-pilot, but he sez that it woodent, wood it, coz it wud hav been top seekrit. Ohhhhhh gooooood gawwwwwd.... looks like weer left wiv the rayvins ov an ex-pilot bear now. Hey ho. Never mind. It's still Grayum. Sort ov.

Grayum, revising.

Tomorro, weer all off to my other Granny's howse, an we won't be bak till very layte on Saterday. So I'll get the Ireland foto's sortid tonite, an put them up tomorro mornin, ok? Now, I'm off fer tea an Oirish Soda bred, wiv sum ov my Oirish Granny's home-mayde marmalade on it. Mr Paddington wud be prowd.

Bye fer now!


Asta said...

Ummmm, can you send me some of that tea and soda bwead pleeez..my mouf is watewing just thinking aboutit..I have no gwamies left..I feel quite depwived.
I'm glad Grayum is sowt of OK..a few extwa memowies might be intewesting..good stowies by the fiweplace on a wainy day
smoochie kisses

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Asta!
I'm sendin yu a speshol rub under the chin an rownd yer eers cos I mist yu an I kno that doggys like that sortta thing.


Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahayy! So glad you are orl back safe and sound, and with yummy food aswell. Poor Grayum! I wonder if the fighter pilot got some of Grayum's brain? Cor blimy! Mightve been Biggles!

Phytheas said...

Yipidy-do-da I’m going a little gig to celebrate you being back! Did you bring back any Irish bears? I told you Grayum might pick up some extra special powers when he went back through the X-ray!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



So long as it wassent the Red Baron!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Not reelly. Mummy bort 2 Bears on kee-rings, no knees- not real, ov corse. Hoo wood do that to a REAL bear? Enyway they're for her arnty an her mum.

Any ferther Bear adopshuns hav to be run parst me, enyway.


Asta said...

That's the nicest thing a beaw has evew done fow me..I do love a good scwitchie awound the eaws and chin..thank you!!!
smoochie kisses
I hope you get lots of cayke and choklit!