WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, October 22, 2007

Interim Mishon Report

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I waz wolkin parst Grandad-Poppa's study an lookt in an sor that heed left the compewter on! Wa-heyy! So I thort I'd log an interim mishon report...

We all arrivd safely yestaday an it's raynin. This is no grayte serprize, an I pakt my Duffol Coat (bein a Bear wiv wun eer bak an wun eer forward, I am always reddy fer all evenchewalitys).

So far we havent dun much exsept mostly eet cayke. Today we went fer a littol drive to sumwhere ELSE an ate cayke. Insted. It waz rayning there, too.

Enyway...

Grayum fergot to close his eyes as we went throo the X-ray masheen at the airport, an it wipet his memory. I had to explayne to him hoo we all are, where we wer all goin an hooz a Bear an hooz a not-a-bear. Trubbol is, he wontid to praktiss it on evrywun on the playne. We neerly got thrown off half way over the Irish sea. Hope I can mayke a brakethroo wiv him befor we fly bak on Wenzday. Maybe a few short sharp serprize nose-hugs will help. I'll stake him out tonite.

Mummy's ok but weev fownd 2 big spiders so far. Wun was waring jack-boots, the other waz in the kitchen wiv a nife an fork. Sheez a tad nervuss.

Dilly is eggsited cos evrything's greeeen, wich is good, too as she just sort ov merges in an I don't hav to see her.

I'll try to nip in agen sumtime. If not, I'll see yu Wenzday!

Bye fer now!

24 comments:

Phytheas said...

Bob, it’s great to hear from you, I was missing you! Have you had to eat lots of pod-aid-does – I’ve heard that’s what you have to eat in Ireland? Doesn’t sound too good to me. I’m off to Wales tomorrow – we bears are really starting to infiltrate the Celtic nations! Tell Grayum not to worry, his memory will be restored on the way home when he goes back through the X-ray.

Phy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

WOW Phyth! I dident think ov that! Yu meen his memory is stord in that masheen?? Wat happens if we go bak throo a diffrent masheen? He mite get sumwun else's memory insted! oooer!

An yor off to Waylia? Oh deer! Do look owt for the Red Dragons! Eevn Dilly duzzent like them! She sez they're bad, an that that's nothin to do wiv raysism, they just are.

:@D

Phytheas said...

Bob, he should be OK, just remind him to keep his eyes open. There's a remote possibility that he'll get some addtional special powers - you'd better watch out for that.

Thanks for the warning about those red dragons.

Phy

Rachelle said...

Ha-ha-ha-haaaaa, woo-hoo, tee-hee-hee.....
*wipes tears from eyes*
What a funny bear you are, thanks for making me giggle :))
Tell that silly Dilly that gragons eat spiders! So get busy!
Tee-hee....
Hope you have a great time, and eat some cake for me, okay?
How's your mummy feeling? Better I hope.
Slainte~
Rachelle

Rachelle said...

Doh!!
Dragons, dragons, not gragons!!

BTW, tell Grayum that I'm thinking of him, even if he doesn't remember who I am.
Slainte~ and watch out for leprechauns!!
Rachelle

Pope Terry said...

It had jack boots on... sounds like a real bad mutha.

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Oooooh, memory-wipe - that happens to Sam and his sib's dad too, every time he fly's back from London, it's serious. He forgets to put the toilet seat down again, an' everything!! It's great to know you've so far evaded capture from the nephews though. Is it REALLY raining, or are they following you around with a hose-pipe, hoping you get too soggy to run from them?? Those spiders sound a motley crew, they're probably in cahoots with them, to keep mummy distracted so's they can swipe you when she's not looking. Be careful, little bear -come home soon.. ((x))

A.Bananna said...

wow! I hope you all are having fun! I can't wait to see all the pictures!! It could be fun to play with grayum and tell him hes a moose or a not-a-bear. :)

Hope he can get his memory back! I think that phyth has a great idea and I think it will work too!

Celebration of Life said...

Hurry back Bob and Dilly, Meanie aka Chuck misses you! (I think he has a crush on Dilly or maybe it's her ribbons!)

Sandy said...

Please write me a book. I've been very sick and sad and your extra nose higs have done it. New blog address I'll send soon, a witch and spider got in the other toodles.happy sandy .thanks to you

CHEWY said...

A good spy always finds a way to get a message out. Good work.

Asta said...

Bob
Pod-aid-oes awe some of my favowite foodses,smooshed ,fwied gwatineed..wndew why Phyteas doesn't like them..anyway I got sidetwacked fwom the impowtant pawt...poow Gwayum..no memowies??that's tewwible, I just went on a mawch Sunday fow just such a thing. I hope you can help him.
I would like all the gween and cayke eating lots!
smoochie kisses
Asta
Asta

Ms. Creek said...

remind dilly about the salt and pepper shakers1

ibeat said...

I had to change my site address , little problem- now known as happy spirits , and the blessed in italian follow my little blue ibeati and mark it please -always love to hear from you and I've found a special bearsandy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rachelle,

Hullo!

There wer no mor spiders so I think Dilly ate them arfter all. Mummy waz very releevd.

I dident parss on yor messidge as Grayum red it, an sed "Hooz Grayum?"

Oh deer...

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

I waz. An I dident like the way it waz eyein my toes, either. I rekon he fanseed them as a starter.

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oooo Shrinky! I'm pleezd I dident get to reed that till I waz home! I dident think ov eny ov that, an it was scary enuff over there!!!

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

I hope I can get the foto's up tonite. Mummy's prosessin them now. This meens, filterin owt the wuns where I moovd (she taykes so long takin them sumtimes, onnistly...) an it got blerrd.

Hehehe.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

celebration of life,

a crush on Dilly?

Hmmm..... I shud hav spoken to Grandad-Poppa abowt that on Chuck's beharf- he yewst to be a fharmassist an mite hav been abol to perskribe sumthing fer that.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy,

I'm sorry yoov been sik an sad. Lots mor nose-hugs bein sent rite away!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Ar-thankkkkkk-cew!

We understand eech other, yu an I.

Hehehee.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

Grayum is still a bit spayced out. Bit errly to tell if heez gonna be ok. Well, he'll be OK, we jus don't kno if he'll be Grayum wile heez bein it.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

salt and pepper shakers?

SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS????

WAT ar yu on abowt???????

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

ibeat,

okidokee Sandy!

:@}