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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Pants Ahoy!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no: weev run owt ov cow jooss an ar yewsin the UHT stuff from the bak ov the cubbod. This is getin seerius. I'll hav to get Mum owt layter. She hassent been owt fer a week.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: still serspendid, this, till all the snot from the colds is gon/10
  • Day Score: ok, spoze /10

I thort I beter nip in heer erly an warn yu all that yu need to wear bloo today!

Gillingham are havin an extra gayme - tonite! If Daddy gets home from werk in time weer goin to drive all the way down to Kent to wotch it! So I thort OH! OH! I better let my publik kno, an partikly members ov the Don't Mock The Bear Club, so they can get sum bloo pants on!! Hmmm. That reminds me ov a few intrestin things I sor on my trip abowt the blogs the other day:

Ferst there iz this post from Lin, incloodin a foto ov straynge footprints. Iz it a rat? Is it a coyote? Hmm. In the sayme post, she tells a story ov how a Bear scared a man so much he pooed his pants!

Then there is this post on The League Against Boring Lunches, abowt men's pants. (HEEEEEheheheeee) An spesifikly the diffrence between them an laydy-pants (men go fer comfort, iz sort ov the way she sums it up!)

An larst but NEVER leest, there iz this post on Phytheas's blog, with a link to sum fantastik foto's.

There. Hope yu enjoy thoze. I'm off fer breaky. Hunny on toaste, methinks.

Mnyum nyummnyummm

Bye fer now!


Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Thanks for tipping me the nod, BT -I'll be sure to wear Al's boxers today!

Phytheas said...

Do turquoise pants count? That looks scrummy honey. Hope you get to the game (sorry about the Irish rugbyists didn't make it at the weekend, that's what comes of not having a bear mascot!).


Ms. Creek said...

yes, good luck blue! (sorry, i'm wearing pink and black today!)

BTW, BTB, what is up with your nose?

sandykessler said...

extraordinary honey toast Bob is sooo good to the bear!!

Rachelle said...

Hi B.T.!
I wanted you to know I am wearing my blue sweat pants! It is so cold here while out feeding the baby, I had to get warm with my comfy sweats. Luckily, they are blue!

Best of luck to your team, and of course you can post pictures of Narya here, we would be honored.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Hehehee. The thort ov yu in boxers- HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

(thank cu)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Hmm. I wud need to see a sampol, reelly. Sumtimes it's a tad green. I'd hav to arsk Dilly to judge it- she likes ALL greens (can ownly akchewally see wun shayde) but sez all bloo smells (tsk!).

I think if yu ware them in the dark it mite be ok.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

They sumtimes hav sum blak in their kit, too, so maybe yor blak bits will help!

Wat the?

Wat dyu meen, my nose?

Do yu meen my flagy bit?

Hav alook heer -see if this arnsers yor kweery!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



I had to deeside between hunny or Marmite. Hunny today. Mite hav Marmite tomorro tho. Never, I meen but NEVER mix them up tho.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I ferst red that as bloo sweatY pants!


Hope they keep yu warm an snug owt there! Giv the newbie a nose hug from me!


Asta said...

Oooh Bob
Can I have some of that honey bweadpleez???that looks simply scwumptious!
I'll have to weaw my daddi's blue pants..is that OK? it's a little big on me(he's 6'5")and I'm not so tall
hope youw team wins!
smoochie kisses

A.Bananna said...

I need to get me some blue pants! :) I do not have any that color.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Just roll yerself up in them an hav a good frolic!

I do that kwite a lot, meself, akchewally.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Well, we won so maybe yu wer just thinkin bloo!!!

Oh! Oh! Hehe! I jus realized that's rood! Hehe!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

We won! We won, evrybody! Hurray!!!!!! I'll put it in my post tomorro!!
THANKS, evrywun!!!!!


A.Bananna said...

wooo!! I was thinking I needed to find me some blue pants! so that is what did it! lol. I am happy that they won!!

Pope Terry said...

Roger that big dog, will change the pants immediatly.

Lin said...

B.T., I'm glad you liked the story and that I was able to be the bear of such tidings. I suppose there's not a lot of ursine news, is there? So here is one for you (warning, it is REALLY bear scary)

Anonymous said...

They Won! WOO-HOO!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

This is the sayme foto story that Phytheas has on his blog! I'm pleesd yu hav it as it meens the exploits ov that brayve climbing bear ar bein seen all rownd the werld! Hurray!
I rekon he did it just for the fun ov jumpin into that big net, and wunce he got down, he got up and did it all over agen!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

I like watchin Daddy wen he chaynges his pants cos it's reelly funny. He pulls them up then duzz a littol riggol. He sez he is just adjustin himself. But I think he is just enjoyin the fresh pantayshusness ov it all.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

I demarnd to see foto evidence ov the noo bloo pants!



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I shall hav to mayke a video ov the speshol darnse I do wen they win, then yu can joyne in too!


Pope Terry said...

Yes yes its a common practice amongst male not-a-bears, it just helps everything into place.