- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: yes
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Daddy's hert his bak an carnt moov very farst now/10
- Day Score: 7.8156549825-ish/10
Good Lor! Iz it reelly Monday since I larst postid?! The weekend must hav been eevn mor eggsytin than I ferst thort!
I spekt yu'd like to kno wat's been hapnin rownd heer since.
Well, daddy had a poo an haz hert his bak. I hope the two events wernt relaytid but I wassent present at either so I carnt be shor.
Meenwile, Mummy mist her appoyntment at the dentist cos she fell asleep. She had been up all nite, an waz tryin to do a "keep awake till the next bedtime to stop becuming nokternal" stint, but mayde the mistayke ov sittin by the fire in frunt ov daytime TV. Faytol.
An as fer me, well, me an Dilly went shoppin an got our Advent calendar. Heer it is:
I kno they hav theez in Yorrup (I kno becos this wun waz mayde in Germany hehehe!) but do yu get them in Amerryka or Ostraylia?
They hav 24 windoze. Yu open wun eech day from Deesember the 1st, an it cownts down to the nite wen Santa comes. There's a littler pikcher inside eech windo. The moddern wuns hav choklits inside eech windo insted ov a pikcher. I wantid a Simpsons wun an Dilly wantid a Dr Who wun, but Mummy sed we can ownly hav pikchers an that weel get choklits at Crismoss. Poo!Me an Dilly tayke it in terns to open a windo. I get all the odd numbers an she gets the eevns. This is coz ov her likin fer the number 2. I explayned this mor wen I waz talkin abowt larst yeer's calendar. Hav a reed ov it heer if yu like!
Mummy's let us put it up on the mantelpeece erly, but we carnt start till Saterday. I'll add a diskripshun ov eech day's pikcher to my daily scores tabol. Ooo I carnt wayte to start the cowntdown!
Bye fer now!