WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Advent's comin!

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Daddy's hert his bak an carnt moov very farst now/10
  • Day Score: 7.8156549825-ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Good Lor! Iz it reelly Monday since I larst postid?! The weekend must hav been eevn mor eggsytin than I ferst thort!

I spekt yu'd like to kno wat's been hapnin rownd heer since.

Well, daddy had a poo an haz hert his bak. I hope the two events wernt relaytid but I wassent present at either so I carnt be shor.

Meenwile, Mummy mist her appoyntment at the dentist cos she fell asleep. She had been up all nite, an waz tryin to do a "keep awake till the next bedtime to stop becuming nokternal" stint, but mayde the mistayke ov sittin by the fire in frunt ov daytime TV. Faytol.

An as fer me, well, me an Dilly went shoppin an got our Advent calendar. Heer it is:

I kno they hav theez in Yorrup (I kno becos this wun waz mayde in Germany hehehe!) but do yu get them in Amerryka or Ostraylia?

They hav 24 windoze. Yu open wun eech day from Deesember the 1st, an it cownts down to the nite wen Santa comes. There's a littler pikcher inside eech windo. The moddern wuns hav choklits inside eech windo insted ov a pikcher. I wantid a Simpsons wun an Dilly wantid a Dr Who wun, but Mummy sed we can ownly hav pikchers an that weel get choklits at Crismoss. Poo!

Me an Dilly tayke it in terns to open a windo. I get all the odd numbers an she gets the eevns. This is coz ov her likin fer the number 2. I explayned this mor wen I waz talkin abowt larst yeer's calendar. Hav a reed ov it heer if yu like!

Mummy's let us put it up on the mantelpeece erly, but we carnt start till Saterday. I'll add a diskripshun ov eech day's pikcher to my daily scores tabol. Ooo I carnt wayte to start the cowntdown!

Bye fer now!

32 comments:

Chalkhills Collective said...

Ooh, Bob, thanks for reminding me, I've got to find our Advent Calendar. We use the same one each year - it's got bears on it. It even went to Australia when we had Christmas there one year! I'll put a picture up when I find it.

Chalky

San said...

Bob, what a pretty advent calendar--puts me in the Christmas spirit just looking at it! Too bad about Dad's back and Mom's dental appointment. I hope she recovers from the daytime tv trance.

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Hi Bob!

Me mawmaw haz an Advent Twee. Evwee day me ditz tu put uh ohwnuhment on it taow December 25 den me ditz tu put duh Anjow on top! Mawmaw haz it ahwedee foh me!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chuck,

that's an exslent idea!!- but insted ov a angle, we hav a duk calld Pato. Yu can see Pato heer:

http://www.pocoyo.com/

we put wings an a dress on him an he sits on the top.

HEHEHEHE!

I wontid to put Dilly up ther, an she kwite liket the idea ov dressin up, but Mummy sed I wassent allowd to put her on the tree. Poo!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky!
Oh my!
Wiv Bears on it???
WOW!
I wish ours had Bears on it!
I hope yu find it agen!
I want to see it!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

san,

it's kinda hard to tell.

:@D

i beati said...

The advent calendar is lovely . I'll think of you opening your window tomorrow!!

A.Bananna said...

that is beautiful. I am going to have to see if I can find one now. my children would love to do that.

A.Bananna said...

oh yes! you asked about moon pies. go look at my blog and you will see

Cassidy said...

Me likes your advent thing lots. Me want one now, but me likes to chew cardboard, so it might mot last til Christmas!

Nibbles
Cassidy x

Phytheas said...

OOoooooh cool. Have you got a new jumper Bob?

Phy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati!

carnt start till saterday! I think. I THINK that's the ferst. Oh! I'm all fewsd now!

:@O

Maddy said...

Now that is one fancy Calendar. My mum usually sends some from England but not this year. Maybe you'd like ours too - behind each door is a chocolate - one very good reason for getting up in the morning!
Cheers

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

if yu carnt get them there I can send yu wun! They do speshol Crismoss-card-size wuns wiv envellopes for sendin. It won't get to yu in time but yu can open lots at wunce then! Let me kno if yu carnt get them!

:@}

(thank yu for the info on the moon pie! YUM!)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cassidy,

they do speshol doggy Crismoss Cards in a shop neer us! They're mayde ov chewy stuff. Not cardbord, I meen stuff that's ment to be chewd! I'm goin to by wun for my Grandad's poodol.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phyth,

No, this waz my ferst ever jumper. Mummy mayde it out ov "fleece" material. The stitchin is comin undun. Mostly I ware it in bed if it's cold. But I wore it today becos I waz just in a casual-guy kinda mood.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Maddy!

Hullo! Yu sneekt in there wile I waz typin! Hehehe!
Wat sort ov pikcher is on yors?
Yes, it duzz help get yu up in the mornin. I shud hav thort ov that wen I waz arguin for a choklit type wun. Rats. I shall hav to file that thort for next yeer.

:@}

Stanley said...

Bob!

That's a mighty fine advent calendar. I bet you can't wait to dive in & open the little windows.

We DO have them here in the States, but not everydog or everybear uses them. I think it's a great way to countdown to Christmas (and practice delayed gratification ~ this last part is something my hooman girl always says). Poo too!

Goober love,
STanley

Asta said...

Oooh Bob
I love advent calendaws..Mommi aways had them as a child, in OOwope, you'ws is lovely and the pictoowes awe vewy nice and as long as you get the choklits at chwissmuss you 've got both,hehe
what do you mean can beaws come!! that's a silly question, well of cowse beaws can come!!! I'll have mead fow you if you want, ow hot choklit, whichevew you pwefew!
I hope you make it!
smoochie kisses
Asta

Pope Terry said...

Getting ready to start the countdown. I'm sure we have them here

CHEWY said...

CHEWY stuff!
Woe! What's this about CHEWY stuff?

A.Bananna said...

I would love it if you could send me one. my children love getting mail. they have never gotten any mail from over seas before. what's your email? I think this would be fun to make too.

How is dad feeling??

Rachelle said...

Dear Bob,
Our advent calendar is made of wood, you open the little doors and there are little toys in there that you get to hang in "Santa's Shop".
I remember the paper ones, my mother still has the one we used to use at Christmas when I was little! It is so pretty, and so much fun :)
I hope you enjoy yours, and thanks for the reminder! I've got to get mine out.
Slainte~
Rachelle

Ms. Creek said...

yes, they have advent calendars here, but most of them are secular that i've seen!

Dilly said...

HEHEHE! Dilly clime on top calender!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy stuff!

HEHEHEHEHE!

Noooooo!
Not YU!

HEHEHEHEE!

It's speshol chewy sweetie stuff fer dogs!

Chewy stuff!

Oooo that's funny!

HA!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

Yeah I wantid a choklit wun reelly! Never mind. I've still got sum ov the choklit Bears that Phytheas gayve me larst Sunday. I've hidden them so Mummy carnt eet them. Ha!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

OOO! Hot choklit pleez! Can I hav creem on top! I like that! I can drink it an then pertend I've got a wite mustash! HEHEHEHE!

Thank yu!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Wa-heyyy!
Day two allreddy!

Heer we go heer we go heer we go, heer we go heer we go heer we goo-ooo.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

my email is skutter8@hotmail.com, in cayse yu havent fownd it by now!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rachelle,

Yor advent calendar sownd like fun! Can yu put up a foto ov it?

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Yeah but then yu get intrestin stuff in the doors- or choklit! I think I shud get extra choklit peanuts for for-goin a choklit calendar.

Poo!

:@}