WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, November 26, 2007

Oh my! Wat a day!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no, but WE WON ON SATERDAY! WA-HEYYYY! We beet Hartlepool (full nayme, Hartle-pee-in-the-pool City) by 2 -1. Wa-heyy!
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Oh no! I fergot to get Phyth wiv a serprize nose hug! Oh wow! I must hav been even mor eggsytid than I thort! /10
  • Day Score: 3 thowsand /10


Oh wow! Oh WOW! Wat a brillyant day it waz yestaday! I MET PHYTHEAS!!! WA-HEYYY!!!!!

Phytheas, Moi, Wallace. Now I kno how Daddy feels wen he sits between Mummy an Granny.

He brort his Mummy, an a new Snowy-Bear frend ov his calld Wallace. We all met up at Ashdown Forest Llama Park. I went wiv Mummy, Daddy, Granny an Dilly. Grayum sed it waz a bit chilly an he wontid to stay in by the fire. Shayme, cos it's a populer playse fer Bears. I fownd theez Yeti Bears thare, hoo lookt feerce, but wer big softees reelly: an then I discuverd lots ov Paddington's cuzzins wer there, too. I do like their coats, don't yu?Wen Phyth an his Mummy arrivd, we had cups ov tea. This is wat yu hav to do in England befor enything else. Arfter that, we went owtside to see the Llamas an Alpacas.

This bayby alpaca waz calld Timmy. He waz born in Orgust but his Mummy died. The peepol fed him wiv a bottol, but now a mama llama is carfterin him. He waz Granny's fayvrit. I liket his bloo anorak. They hav lots ov fields an we wolkt all rownd an sor sum runnin an "pronking":
"Wa-heyyy! Come on, guys, this way to the pants!"

Lots ov bayby llamas an alpacas wer born in the summer. Phyth thort this wun waz kwite Bear-like. I kno it's a Not-a-Bear reelly, but I do see wat he meens:
Personally I thort this wun waz best!- We also sor snowy wuns.... an blotchy wuns-
....we even fownd sum llama poo! (Either that, or they hav eNORRRmuss rabbits rownd heer.) Akchewly, it lookt alot like choklit peanuts, but Rachelle had warnd me abowt this in advarnce!-
They ar gettin reddy fer Crismoss thare, an sum ov the llamas alreddy had their soks up! (This wun waz calld Leroy, an heer he is lookin fer his!) (it's the second wun on the left- he hassent spottid it yet!)

Did yu kno that sum ov Santa's rayndeer stop off at Ashdown fer a holiday?
Best bit ov all the day tho waz explorin it all wiv Phyth-
Phyth an me on a fence, mewsin.

Phyth gayve me a present! A box ov choklit Bears, rapt up in a bloo ribbon! Wen we got bak to Granny's, I showd it to Grayum!
Yum! Choklit fer Bears!

Phyth brort Dilly sum pink rownd choklits wiv (oh boy) a big pink bow: Natchrelly, the bow endid up on her hed an she startid tryin to inkewbayte the choklits.

Befor we cayme home, Granny introdewst us to sum llamas that liv in her howse, Paddy an PJ, the Llama-in-pajamas:
It waz a reelly brillyant day, an I carnt wayte to meet up wiv Phyth agen!!!!!
Bye fer now!


Phytheas said...

Wey-hay Bob!! It was a great day wasn't it! I told all the Collective about it when I got home. You took lots of pictures - I really like the 'bear' llama. Had to get the JCBinC to stop work to look at them all.

Let's 'do lunch' again!


PS - I hope Dilly doesn't melt those 'eggs'!

Chalkhills Collective said...

Bob, it was a privilege to meet you yesterday, you are a most excellent bear!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Wy, thank yu both! Twas an onnor to meet yu!

Dilly meltid a cuppol ov the eggs er... choklits. She fell asleep on them. I likt the meltid choklit off the wrappers befor she woke up so she dident kno, dident get upset, an I gopt bonus choklit. Wa-heyy!

Cassidy said...

Hi hi Bob! Me like the alpaca piccies. I see what you say, me does have furs bit like alpaca, but me is much smaller, hehe!

Cassidy x

Calamity Jane said...

What larks Bob, old chap, a bear blogmeet! At least you weren't bare like you are when you bake. That looks like a nice place to visit.

Handsome Teddy said...

Bob!!!!!! Oh wow, you met up with Phytheas. That's cool.

I'm sorry that I've been away for too long. I'm back now and hopefully be able to read your blog more often & post some entries of my own!

Psst, I've changed my blog address to http://handsometeddy.wordpress.com

Lynda (Granny K) said...

and a good time was had by all by the looks of it! I bet those llamas and hanimules love all the visits and attention.

Rachelle said...

Wow! What a grand day for a little bear adventurer and his friends :))
I am sooo glad you got to see an alpaca in person, and I do hope you got paca kisses! We do call huacaya alpacas (the fuzzy ones) "Teddy Bear Alpacas" sometimes.
Thank you for sharing your splendid day with me, and here's a hug for you from my pacas, and me, or course!
((((hugs)))) and, paca kisses! xxxxxtickle-ticklexxxxx

mrsnesbitt said...

Wow! A great day there Bob! Good to see you wrapped up well!was cold here!

i beati said...

Oh Bob I put on another Alpaca Bear blog a couple days ago. These pics are fab all of them will visit again and again just to relive .. sk

Asta said...

You and Phytheas must have had the bestest time evew! What a gweat place you visited..I love all the llamas..I've nevew seen any befowe, thank you fow showing me..they suwe have cute faces and big eyeses, I love it when they'we welly fluffy and look beawlike..i guess I'm pwejudiced in favow of beaws,hehe.
And then choklit to end the day PAWFECT!!!
I'm so glad you have such good fwiends
smoochie kisses

Ms. Creek said...

WOW! You did have quite a day! Most excellent assortment of llama pics...they are so smart and so cute. i'm really glad you pointed out the poo in the pic, silly!

Rachelle said...

Now you know the difference between the llama and the alpaca huh?
See the long tall running llamas, and the short fuzzy alpacas! Great pictures that show some of the differences.
I just had to come back and see them again!

Basically Bears said...


You and Phytheas sure had a great day out. Loved to see you were all wrapped up nice and warm.

It is so good to meet up with friends.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Ah yes, they look very wire-terryer like, lots ov them. Just as cheeky, too!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Calamity Jane,

Ah yes, but I waz bare under me coat! Teehee!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Handsome! It's so grayte to heer from yu agen! I waz ownly lookin at yor old blog yesterday an thinkin, oh, I hope heez ok, an I hope he comes bak! I've addid yor new blog to my list of happy blogs!
Weev mist yu!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yu can tayke sum ov them for walks rownd the hills. They wer the wuns wiv the soks alreddy hung up. They wer the frendlyest, cos I serppose they're the most yewst to vissitors up close. Mummy got a hed hug from that Barney!

It waz a grayte time there!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rachelle, I manidged to get close enuff to wun small alpaca to do a kwik "Not-a-Bear" nudge, nose-to-nose. He lookt very serprized abowt it. Funny, yu'd think he'd kno he waz a Not-'a'Bear. Still if yu sumtimes call them teddy bear alpacas, this explaynes it.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

Yes, Mummy insistid on the coat, an me an Phyth had arraynged to wear our bloo scarfs so that weed recognize eech other!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

Oh! Oh! I shall hav to go an inspekt it! Don't want to miss it agen!



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


sum ov the littol wyte wuns remindid me ov yu!!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Ther's nothin sily abowt poo!
Well ok there is.

Yu'd think a llama's wud be mor sossidge shayped tho. Or like a horse's. Well maybe it is like a horse's, jus smaller lumps.... intreegin...


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I notist that the pacas hav short snowts an the llamas hav long wuns. I hadent knowne that befor!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


It shor waz grayte to meet Phyth!

It's grayte to meet up with Bears an leev the hewman not-a-bears behind an go off an explor an do Bear things.

I kno yu understand.


Meanie the baby dragon said...

Hi Bob! Doz llamaz aw doh dawn toot! Wookz yike u had a vewwee niz day an u didnt fite wiff Dilly! Me yike Timmy duh bezt!

Anonymous said...

Oh? I was here yesterday... I forgot to leave a comment. Now I forget what I wanted to say... oh, poo! Where is my brain?

Maddy said...

I'm not sure which I prefer, the real baby llamas [kids?] the chocolate or just the sheer fun of it.

San said...

It was a brilliant day, wasn't it? Loved your pictures of the llamas, and especially that one of you musing on the fence. Do you have any chocolate left?

A.Bananna said...

looks like you all had a lot of fun. I love your coat. its so cute! I thought it would be blue though. Glad to see you having fun with your friends!! :)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yeah, I liket Timmy too: he waz the sayme culler as me an wor an anorak that waz Gillingham-bloo cullerd! HEHEHE!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I'm not shor, but I think baby llamas ar calld crias. But enyway, yes, it's a hard choyse between llamas an alpacas.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



By the way, Chewy, I do like that new foto yor yewsin. It looks much mor like yor in tutch wiv yor inner Bear.


Dilly said...

Chewy put Bear WHARE????

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Wy, thank yu! Yes, I wud hav preferd a bloo wun, to be onnist. Then agen, mor peepol mite think I waz Paddington. A laydy at the airport arskt if I waz Paddington. She sor me in Mummy's bag. Mummy told her, "No, it's Bob!" but the laydy dident stay to talk.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Don't be so rood!
Chewy wud never hert a Bear!

Or mayke wun need a barth....

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


(Is that top bloo or perpol?
If it's bloo, cud yu ware it Saterdays? I think it looks nice.)

I've got sum choklit Bears left but I've hidden them.


Stanley said...


I loved the day you had... wish I could have joined you. That Timmy sure was cute, but I liked the look of Roberta in her photo (did you get to meet her?).

Enjoy your chocolate bears. Let me know if Dilly is successful incubating those pink chocolates. I may try it with my meaty bones or my favorite fish.

Goober love,