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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Fabuloss Bayker Bear

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too floury /10
  • Day Score: 7.96382/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Me an Mummy hav been up to Baykin agen. She did scones an I mayde a carrot cayke. I like carrot cayke, me, cos I put hunny in the toppin.

The ferst thing to remember wen yu cook is to ware the correkt clothin, an try to yews yewtensils that ar yor rite size:

Mix the ingreedyants thurrerly. This is me doin butter an shooger wiv a plastiky bendy thing:

Wen yu add the eggs an flour an froot it can get a bit stiff an it's hard werk to mix it up, speshly if yor ownly harf the size ov the bowl:



Then yu put it all in a big tin an try not to get too much on yor hat:



Then yu lik the bowl, wich is the best bit ov the job!!!!!
This is my cayke comin owt ov the oven, an Mummy's scones reddy to go in:

Yu hav to put the cayke sumware to cool down an try to resist nibblin it. Mind yu, if yor goin to put toppin on top, hooz to kno if yu nibbold the top bit?

Never rush yor cookin. This is Mummy remembrin "Oops I waz ment to hav put shooger in thoze scones...."
Never mind. I mayde lots ov toppin from creem cheez an hunny fer my cayke. I mayde so much, we had enuff to eet wiv the scones as well, so evrything waz yum. Wa-heyyy!!!!
I enjoy baykin. I like maykin stuff fer pikniks. This time ov yeer, we Bears hav pikniks INdors, behind the pot plarnts. (Pot plarnts mayke eggslent indor toylets fer Bears wen it's too cold to go to the woods. Hehehee!) If eny time in the winter yu carnt find yor Bear, this is the best playce to chek. Arfter the pant dror, ov corse.


Bye fer now!

30 comments:

Asta said...

Bob,I am just heawtbwoken, I just heawd fwom my Mommi that i weceived youw pawcel, and I'm not at home to open it..boooo hoooo, plu , hewe I was in england(I took my Vespa on a NY Watew taxi to get hewe), and thinking that you wewe still gone on youw mission of mewcy, I didn't stop by to visit you..and all the time you wewe home backing that most delicious cake, and I would have loved ot have seen you, and maybe sampled youw cake too..this is tewwwible!
smoochie sad kisses,Asta

Clare said...

That looks yummo!

mrsnesbitt said...

My nana had a cake tin like that one. She made fantastic cakes and the scones she made were called "Fatty Cakes"...and we all were! LOL!

Just off for early walk with Wilma...well she pulls me along reaLLY!

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Oh, that post was priceless! I LOVE carrot cake (and I've never made a honey and cream cheese topping before, it looks delicious)! You and your mummy are a very talented pair, sugar in the scones or no..

RUTH said...

Oh that looks yummy! You should be on TV instead of Gordon Ramsey...your language is better...LOL
Rx

Rachelle said...

Well I think it's time a little bear posted his carrot cake recipe with cream cheese and honey frosting!

I know I want it, yum :))
Slainte~
Rachelle

Phytheas said...

Scrumdious! I haven't done cooking before, so I think I might help with the Christmas cake this weekend.

Phy

PS - you got some on your jumper!

Calamity Jane said...

Bob - do you always bake topless?

eve's lungs said...

What a clever little bear to have baked such a scrumptious cake! Did you eat it all up then ?

CHEWY said...

I made chocolate cream cheese brownies last weekend from frozen batter. ha-ha! I'm not much of a cook or baker. It's too much of a science for me. I'm a microwave chef. Oh, I make good sandwiches and salads.

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Dat kayk wookz weow dood Bob! U need tu mayk uh moovee baykn dat kayk an put it on utube! U weow bee uh famuz baow!

Asta said...

Bob
Whewe awe you ? I finally got home fwom England, and Mommi says I can open my pawcel fwom you tomowwow!Yeah!!! I'm vewy excited..I'm so sowwy I missed you
smoochie kisses
Asta

sandyshares said...

I want cake!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

Don't worry! It won't spoyle! It issent eatabol! Well, it's chewabol, bit not eatabol!

Warabowts in Ingland ar yu? Ar yu neer Essex? Cor wuddent it be grayte if yu wer neer Colchester! We cud go an see the skwirrols in the park!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Clare! Thanks fer comin by! I like yor blog cos it's always happy! The cayke WAZ yummo! Definitly wun ov the day's 3 bewtiful things!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

Yu shud get yorself a littol skatebord and get Wilma to reelly pull yu along... yu'd get to the cayke shop a lot qwikker.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky,

I think yor ment to put shugar in the toppin, but I like hunny better cos then yu don't get eny lumps! An also, yu get to lik the spoon from the hunny jar. Hehehee!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ruth,

Oh yes, I don't like Gordon Ramsey. His chin scares me.

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rachelle,

Oh! OK! I shall hav to see wat I can do...

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phyth!
WOW!
Yu get home mayde Crissmoss cayke?
WOW!
Mayke shor yu stir it, it's ment to be lukky if yu stir it. Or is that the puddin. Oh yes, I think it's the puddin. Never mind. Stir both, then lik the spoons!

Did yu rite yor letter to Santa yet?

(An I sukt that bit off my jumper layter!)

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Calamity Jane,

HEHEHEEEHEHEHEHEEEHEHEHEHEE!

Yes, otherwise, I get too hot, wat wiv bein furry an all! HEHEHE! An yu kno wat? I had no pants on either! HEHEHE!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

eve's lungs

Wat a straynge nayme!

Oh yes, it's all gon now. It's an ex-cayke.

I'm off to see wat yor blog is abowt. I'm intreegd....

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

I like hunny sandwiches best. Not keen on green stuff.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Meanie,

Oh I keep on at Mummy abowt a new moovie! I hav wun plannd.... it'll be a goody! It duzzent hav cayke in it, but it will feacher a few biskits!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

ASTA! Wa-heyyy! I hope yu like yor present! I'm neerly as exsited as yu!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

sandyshares,

Oh, thanks for vizitin! But I'm afrayd the cayke's all gon!

:@}

Asta said...

Bob
I had to come home, but next time i go to nuwse my fwiend Jackson, I'm coming to visit you fow suwe..we cand eat honey and look fow squiwwels and eat scones,and eat, youw cake and ...oh we'd have a lovely time
smoochie kisses
Asta

Pope Terry said...

We always have lemon icing on our carrot cakes. I think honey could be interesting though.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta, yes! We must meet up! Come an run abowt in the carsol gardens in Colchester! There ar lots ov skwirrols to chase. Wun is a frend ov mine. Heez calld Charlie. We feed him hazelnuts. He's the fattest wun in the park.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry!

Lemon Icing is ok on lemon cayke! But on carrot cayke, get a tub ov a reelly plain creem cheez like Philadelphia, an mix it up wiv hunny. Sum peepol yews shugar, but hunny is best! Yum!

:@}