WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, November 14, 2007


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: YES! We wun 4-0! Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 9!!/10

Yestaday waz a grayte day!

Ferst, the vet sed that Mrs fluffy is goin to be all rite.

-he sed that the lumps that she had wern't enything narsty, so she will be ok now. He took owt all her stitshis, exsept that they WERNT stitchis, they wer staypols! Jus like yu get on payper! WOW! He took them owt an gayve them to Mummy in a bag, an there wer 24 ov them. I bet they wer itchy!

In the eevnin, Fluffy waz allowd owtside fer the ferst time in 10 days an she went "Wa-heyyy!!!!" an jumpt over the fence, wich is 7 feet tall!

Granny, hoo izent eevn 5 feet tall, went in hot persewt, armd wiv 2 chairs an a torch. She told me an Mummy to help but we cuddent stop larfin. Well, Granny went to a bit ov the fence that waz a bit lower, an put a chair either side, then climed over an gayve chase. Fluffy sor her comin an ran rownd an rownd next dor's garden wiv Granny goin arfter her an doin the kind ov shouty-wisper that ownly Grannys an Mummys can do. Then Fluff scaled the fence agen an got bak onto our side, mayde a noyze like wat that Road-Runner fella maykes, then ran indors an hid.

Granny evenchoolly got bak an went arfter her, leevin me an Mummy to carry the chairs bak. (Wen she cort up wiv Fluffy she tikkold her belly an calld her a "littol munkey". I shall hav to get Granny a book on not-a-bears fer Crismoss.) We all rekkon that it waz all just a big joke from Mrs Fluffy, gettin her own bak for bein kept in so long. HAHAHA!

THEN Daddy cayme down to pik us up an bring us home, an on the way we herd that Gillingham had wun 4-0 that eevnin! Wa-heyyy!!! Must hav been the way all Granny's Bears wer frolikin in her pant dror that arfternoon. Granny sed I hav a bad inflooence on them. Don't kno wat she meens.

It's good to be bak. I can get visitin yu all, now!


Bye fer now!


Phytheas said...

I missed you Bob. Sounds like you did an excellent job on your mercy mission. Have you written your Christmas list yet - I've been told I need to. Got any ideas?


Pope Terry said...

We had to lock one of our kitties up for about 4 days, she was going spacko when we finally let her out again. She made the brilliant choice of jumping from the balcony to the fernery cover and hurt her leg. Glad Mr Fluffy is feeling good.

CHEWY said...

Mrs Fluffy is full of spit and vinegar. Yippee!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahayy! Glad that fings are gettin back to normal agen. You wos mist.
Nose hug!

A.Bananna said...

wow! you had an adventure. Glad you are back safely. I forgot to wear my blue pants for yah! sorry! I will remember next time!! have a great weekend!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

No, Phyth, but I want to send my letter to Santa this week! I'm not shor wat to arsk for. Dilly is doin hers too. Sheel probly arsk fer sumthing pink an gerly. I'd like a new football top, sum choklit peanuts an maybe sum choklit footballs too... wat do yu want to arsk for?


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Good Lord! Did she not land on her feet? Did she not kno the rools? Or hang on, maybe she did, an that's wy she hert her leg...

Maybe she waz goin "WA-HEYYY!"


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


spit an vinnyger! HAHAHA!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



Yes, an I've mist goin to peepol's blogs so I hope I can do that now!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna! Not to worry! I did lots ov frolickin in Granny's pant dror wiv her Bears, on yor beharf!
I sor a calendar fer nex yeer wiv pikchers ov animols on, an do yu kno, wun waz ov a munkey that lookt like yor foto there!

Yu must be well faymuss!


Asta said...

I am so welieved to heaw about Mrs Fluffy..I was quite concewned you know when I heawd..so many of my fwiends have been sick lately it's just tewwible..that's why I had to go nuwse my fwiend Jackson..
smoochie kisses
pee ess I can't believe that you woulld be a bad influence on anyone!

Rachelle said...

I am so happy to hear that dear Fluffy is doing well!!
Good, good, good!
Hugs for you,

sandyshares said...

Looks like my cat now in heaven... Dolly

Harry said...

Pleased to hear Mrs Fluffy is OK. I'm a cat loving dog you see. I even let my cat sis Fat Flakes share my dinner sometimes. Mostly because I often eat hers, but still...

Toodle pip,
Harry x