Mor Abowt Presents!
- Gills: yes: on Sunday we playd Yeovil (full nayme: Ooo Ahhh Yoe chew-on-grarss Vile) an we lost 2 -1 arfter wun ov our fellas went off injerd, proovin that Yeovil jus arent very nice peepol. So there. Oh, an by the way, a serten Mummy dident ware enything bloo today. I think I'll get her a dikshunery fer Crismoss an underline "loyal".
- Simpsons: yes: fownd 2 episodes but Lisa got hert in wun :@{
- Tesco: yes, larst nite, fer chikn, milk an veggies.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.510
- Weekend Score: 7.12853/10
Ar yu all thinkin abowt Crismoss? I kno I hav to get my letter off to Santa this week. Dilly is still hesitaytin over wat culler bow to arsk him for, but sheez got to deeside this week too. Grayum haz arskt if he can jus put a "PS" on the end ov mine, as he ownly wants soks.
In Daddy's famly, they do things a bit diffrently, an don't get presents for evrywun.
Wat they do is, they rite all their naymes down in a list, then put them all in a hat too. Then they pull owt wun nayme from the hat for eech nayme on the list. This meens "this person has to buy for THAT person". It's a bit like the dror they do for the start ov the footboll seezon.
Well! This yeer, this grayte responsibility fell on me. So I rote all the naymes on a list, an rote them on littol bits ov payper for my bloo hat:
Now I hav to emayle my arnts an unkols an tell them hoo to by for. This duzzent apply to neffews, ov corse. This ownly applys to grown ups. If yor not grown up yu still get a present from evrywun. Wich jus goze to show that weer much mor fun, reelly.
Other news- Asta got my parsol! I sent her a present. I ownly had a big box, much bigger than the present, but I thort it wud be ok as she mite like to play wiv the box too. She put a video on her blog abowt it- I'm very happy to see her wiv it! Givin presents maykes my beads go warm.
Bye fer now!
30 comments:
Bob
I was so happy with my pwesent,and I can tell you I' have been playing non-stop with my wondewful new toy..I listened to the squeek, and wnt out to heaw the seagulls, and you know what? You'we absolutely wight..it does sound like a gull,hehehe..and I love it!Mommi finally took the box away,cause I chewed it up so much, it was twemendous fun!
Thank you again! that was such a thoughtful lovely gift..i tweasuwe ouw fwiendship!
smoochie kisses
Asta
pee ess..I haven't thought about my list yet, I bettew get cwacking
Hi there Bob and thanks for the comment about Blogger.
Over on this side of the pond, we say "if it doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer".
It's tempting.
Asta,
I'm glad yu enjoyd the box too! Wa-heyyy!!!!! I wantid to send sum pants for yu to frolic, too, but Mummy waz worreed abowt yor customs peepol findin them. HEHEHEH! Don't kno wat she waz worreed abowt. I wassent goin to send eny ov hers!
:@}
Bob
I fowgot to thank Dilly fow the lovely choice of wapping papew..she knows what giwls like!
That's a big wesponsibility you took on with the pwesents!
Has Dilly had hew pawtwait done yet? Mommi says i don't sit still long enough fow mine. did you lik hew pictoowes she made?
smoochie kisses
Asta
Hullo Granny!
WOW! I do like Grannys, an they seem to like me, too. I like yor blog. Hav yu got eny Bears?
An yes, sumtimes if yu go PHWAR at blogger, wiv a karrarty chop, it unfreezes. I've ownly diskuverd this reesently. But like I sed, goin off fer a cuppa tea an a choklit bikkie can also help, as yu yewzerly get distraktid by sumthin else wile yor gon enyway, an by the time yu think "Oh! I waz bloggin, wassent I?" it's gon bak to normal. 2 hours or so, is averridge.
:@}
Asta,
Yes, I thort yor Mama's pikchers wer brillyant! Maybe she cud do wun ov yu from a foto, if yu can get wun that issent a blurrd frolic!
I'll parss yor messidge to Dilly wen sheez up. Yes, she likes pink, lace, flowers, ribbons, pink, bows, pink an dflowers an stuff.
Tsk.
:@}
Hewo Asta!
Dilly kno Asta like payper!
Payper hav roses on!
MWEAH!
Be pwinsessy!
MWEAH!
Dilly kno!
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Secret santa that sounds like, I wonder if me and my friends will do that again this year... maybe. We dont even put a tree up, were not very festive at my house.
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Hello Bob!
At work we call that present buying system "Secret Santa". Everyone's name goes into a hat and we pull one name out and keep it secret. Then we buy a pressie for that person and we open the pressies at our Christmas lunch and we have to guess who bought them. It means everyone gets something but you don't have to buy something for everyone. I'd like to apply to the family if I could.
You look so cute in the photo!
Hello Bob! Just come across from Maalie! I'm Lorenzo, Maalie's little sister so I'm a Colchester girl too.
Please give my love to the old town. Last time I came back it was really changed. It made me quite sad. I used to live in Lexden.
Love Lorenzo the Llama.
Hey, Bob!
You don't know me, but I've heard a lot about you. You see, Asta is my lovepup (my girlfriend), and she's totally bonkers over you and thought we should meet. So, here I am.
My name is Stanley, and I'm an 18-month old Airedale Terrier. Glad to meet you, Bob T. Bear esq.
I've already read about your scoring system and your fascination with pants. My hooman girl and I are belly laughing and rolling on the floor. My girl is having trouble catching her breath. (That's a good thing ~ and it warms my heart).
If it's okay with you, I'm going to link to your blog so I can keep up with your scoop, and read all your background info too.
Your new goober bud,
Stanley
Pee Ess, Bob.
Come visit me anytime. I have my own country called GooberStan. The paw of friendship is extended to you, my buddy.
Goob love,
Stanley
You've reminded me Bob, I must do my Christmas list. Not that you'd cheat, but you'd better make sure that that Dilly isn't buying your present - I can't see you in pink and frilly myself!
Phy
Awww, I love the thought of your beads goig warm! Christmas - eeeek, is it coming? Oh dear (runs off to hide in the shed) I forgot to do anything, and now I don't know where to start..
Bob, once I drew names for Christmas gifts with some of my in-laws. We wound up putting the names back in the hat and trying again, so we all got the name we were hoping for. It all worked out. But it was twisted, huh?
Your next big holiday is Christmas. Even though the stores have had Christmas stuff out since August, we have celebrated Labor Day, Halloween, Veterans Day, and have Thanksgiving this week. After Thanksgiving, we'll get out the Christmas stuff, sing carols and go shopping. Woohoo!
Some people here draw for gifts, as well. It's a good idea for large families!
I can't wait to see a picture of George Dog, drawn by your momma!
Christmas? First I have to make it through the relatives visiting for Thanksgiving.
Hello
I am not a SPAM person, I am a bear and I eat hunny and marminglade and lots of fish but no Spam,, eeeyuk. I am Edward, a rather splendid gentleman bear. Having just started this blogging malarky I thought I would pop over to you and see what it is all about.
Well it has taken some time to organise as the human in the family seemed to think she was in charge, but no, I put my paws firmly down and have started my own blog. Well it is about me and my family, very large family.
So I may pop back for some advice if that is OK?
Edward
Pope Terry,
We dident hav a tree for a few yeers, so we put tinsel on Horrus, our pot plarnt. But he died so larst yeer we got a tree. Daddy thort it wud larst for lots ov Crismosses, but Mummy put it in the garden an then that died too. So I don't kno wat weel get this yeer. I hope we get a tree. I like to lie underneeth them an look up at the twinkly lites :@}
Calamity Jane,
"Secret Santa"? Wa-heyy! I gess this meens I'm a secret-santa-helper! :@}
Casdok,
I think yu look cewt in yor hood there! HEHEHE!
;@}
Lorenzo,
Ah yes! I've seen yor foto befor! But I dident kno yu wer a Colchester gerl! Do yu kno, weer off to see sum llamas this weekend!
Weev ownly been in Colchester for 4 yeers but it has chaynged lots since eevn we got heer- lots ov new howses evrywhere. But we liv in the north bit an kwite neer sum woods, wich is always handy fer a small Bear.
:@}
WOW! Hullo Stanley!
My Daddy is a teecher an yewst to teech a boy calld Stanley, sept he never crosst his T's so we calld him Slanley.
I shall go an investigayte yor blog- it sownds fun! An eny frend ov Asta's is a frend ov mine!
Wa-heyyyy! Hope yu get yor snowt into a nice fresh pant dror an get sum frolickin dun!
:@}
Phytheas,
Phew! I dident eevn consider that possibility! Yuk yuk yuk! Nitemare! Enyway. No, I ownly did it fer hewman not-a-bears. Me an Dilly will rite to Santa like wat is the proper way.
:@}
Shrinky,
Yu ar always so bizzy, I don't kno how yu will cope. I hope yu hav lots ov helpers! I helpt Mummy rite her cards owt the other day. I hope yu hav a helpful Bear there. Don't stay in the shed too long: it's too cold. Good luk!
:@}
San,
Oooo that's cheetin! Hahahaha! Mummy got the person she wantid and then wantid me to do the dror agen cos she was worreed peepol wud think it was a fix! But I sed to her, no way! No wun wud think it wer a fix wiv a small, onnist Bear doin it. The very thort!!
:@}
Ms Creek,
Weev had stuff in the shops since larst munth. But the streets havent got lites up yet. Do yu party all the way from thanksgivin to Crismoss, then? WOW that's a lot ov terky an choklit!!!
:@}
Chewy,
Yu shud fly over an stay wiv us. THer's no Thanksgivin heer an weel hide yu. Oh! An Mummy has cookt sum soda bred from a new resippy an it's yum!
:@}
Edward,
Wy, hullo ther! Wat a fine nayme fer a Bear! I hope yu nip bak lots! An I hope yu tell us yor blog address so we can vizit too! Well dun on gettin yor blog. Sumtimes the not-a-bears tayke sum convinsin but if yor ferm, they giv in in the end!
Wa-heyy!
:@}
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