WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, November 19, 2007

World Toylet day!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: yes, leest sed the betta (see yestaday's scors)
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy /10
  • Day Score: 7.40000002 /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Today iz World Toylet Day! On this day we remember all thoze peepol hoo havent got toylets. Ther is a website all abowt it, heer. There is seerioss stuff on the website, but also sum fun stuff, like, a kwizz calld "Wat Type Ov Toylat Payper Ar Yu?". Me an Mummy ar ded leevs, apparrently. Still, that's kwite appropryet fer a Bear hoo likes to poo in the woods!

Speekin ov wich, I kno it is TRADISHUNOL for me to poo in the woods, but it issent always possibol in this day an age.

It's a bit like Crismoss Puddin. Now, it's TRADISHUNOL to mayke yor own Crismoss Puddin. But nowadays, most peepol jus buy wun. In the sayme way, it's TRADISHUNOL for me to poo in the woods. But mostly I yewz a pot plarnt. It's the sayme sort ov thing, reelly, an less charnse ov a nettol.

In our howse we hav 2 toylets. Peepol think that it's so ther's wun fer wen yor upstairs an wun fer wen yor downstairs. But reelly it's cos if Daddy duz a poo, it puts that toylet owt ov akshun fer sevrol hours. Not that this happens very offen. As a spy I am big on observayshun, an I hav observd that Mummy duz on averridge 4 pooes a day but Daddy ownly manidges that in a week. Still, probly just as well, given the state ov the ozone layer, eh?

Enyway, wen yu go off for yor poo today (if yu havent allreddy, or if yor dew another wun, or, if yor like Daddy, rite this down an sayve it fer Wenzday) spare a thort for all thoze peepol in the werld hoo don't hav toylets, an if yor Bear, all thoze Bears hoo still hav to brayve the nettols.

Bye fer now!

39 comments:

Maddy said...

Yes I was surprised to hear that it was world toilet day today too!
Cheers

Arthur said...

hi Bob.

I am suprised too. To think some people dont have decent water supplies or even safe places to go to the loo loo.

Glad to hear Fluffy is Ok, wow I loved your baking, I am trying to get mummy to let me baked but she said I would probably throw stuff around and be silly, but thats what bears do.

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Hi Bob! Me celohbwat toywit day wiff u an weev a big poo poo foh me ant woobee an me mawmaw! hehehe

Asta said...

Bob
You always have such impowtant infowmation..I didn't know anything about wowld toilet day! We only have one toilet,but I aways tell my pawents when I have to go and then they take me outside ..i wun to the cuwb and go tot hte toilet..Momi puts my poo in a baggie and then we toss it in a twash can..I can't go in the potted plants.
Bob, I'm glad you met my sweetieLove Stanley,he's wondewful!
I also can't believe some of my doggie fwiends asked if you wewe a weal beaw! one only has to look and sse you awe a pawfect beaw!
smoochie kisses
Asta

Phytheas said...

Bob - I've got to suspend pooing as it's thundering here - I'm off to the emergency shelter with hug pants.

See you again when it's stopped.

Phy

Frog said...

Frog must find a toilet

lorenzothellama said...

Oh come off it you bear you. Just go behind the hedge.
I recommend some of Mr Maalie's previous blog spots on creation, Mr Dawkins and the like. I'm sure you mum would like them.
Mr Maalie is staying in Lexden tonight. He has just been on the phone and he had been having a pint in The Sun.
Lorenzo.

Pope Terry said...

I wish I had of known toilet day was comingi would of done something to celebrate... I love my toilet.

david mcmahon said...

Hi Bob,

Like they say - SIT happens! My love to Mum and Dad and tell Mum I'm delighted that she's thinking about The Next Big Project.

Much fond love

David

Lynda (Granny K) said...

I didn't realise that little bears did poos. I'd better check out my potty plants - no wonder they grow so well!

mrsnesbitt said...

Missed this useful information yesterday, but not venturing far today...dodgy tummy so stay clear! LOL!

CHEWY said...

Oh, that's why they're called "potty plants"!

WalksFarWoman said...

Bob do you hibernate?
It's just that it's getting so cold I wondered if your natural reaction would be to fall asleep.

Btw, thanks for visiting me, I left you a query about your campaign....;)

Ms. Creek said...

Wow, what a coincidence! Husband had to take apart our toilet and put in all new guts today!

do you know the song...
"the bear climbed over the mountain"?

i beati said...

I'm not goping to forget this post for awhile . am posting that post over again tomorrow that I think you missed on vacation about Alpaca bears.. ??

Enemy of the Republic said...

I just voted for you.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Maddy,

yes it waz a serprize to me too, but wat a day, eh?

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Arthur,

Yes, Bears hav to frolick. Duzzent she kno this? How on earth waz she ever approovd as a Bear adopter? Tsk!

Perhaps arsk santa fer an apron an hat. It will be hard fer her to say no then.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Meanie,

Wher did yu leev them?

HEHEHEHEEE

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

Yor Mama piks up yor poo in a bag? WOW. I've seen mamas doin that in the park. I thort they jus had a weird hobby. I dident realize they wer doin it fer their doggys.

As fer bein real, if yor frends ever don't kno if sumthing is real, tell them the knees rool: if it haz knees, it's real. Sum Bears look like Bears but really ar jus teddys. Yu can tell from the knees. Or lak ov.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phytheas,

Oh gosh! Wat a problem! If I heer thunder it maykes me want to poo even mor, cos it's scary! Oh deer! I hope yor OK now, an still abol to come llama spottin on Sunday!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Frog,

Do yu jus go in the bird bath, like the frogs in our garden? HEHEHE

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lorenzo,

The ownly bush in my garden haz got prikkols on it!!!!!!!

Hmmm... I don't kno The Sun. I've been in The Goat And Boot tho.

Hehehe

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

do yu keep magazeens in there? Daddy wud, but Mummy won't let him!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

David,

Hullo! Nice to see yu heer! Wat's this project, then? She hassent told me.... I'm off to interrergayte her...

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Of corse we do pooes. If we dident do pooes our behinds wood swell up. Like Dilly's. HAHAHAHAHAHA! LIKE DILLY'S!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

Daddy has a didgy tummy yestaday. We still don't kno wy. He ownly ate the sayme as Mummy an me. Apart from Weetabix. Mummy duzzent eet them. Hmmm. Maybe it waz nerves, cos he had a job intervew. He shud hav tayken me wiv him. I'd hav helpt him to be brayve.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Potty plarnt! HEHEHE!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

walksfarwoman,

We do hibernayte if it gets cold, an I keep on at my parronts to get the heatin fixt rownd heer, as I get worreed evry time Grayum dozes off!

Normally we indor Bears don't hav to hibernayte.

I'm off to see wat yu rote now....

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

No, I don't kno that song! Is there poo in it?

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

Oh goody! Yes! I lookt bak for that post on yor blog but cuddent find it! Oh goody! I'm goin to go an see it in a minit....

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

enemy of the republic,

GOSH! I hope that issent the Republic Of Ireland! Thank yu fer voting fer me! Wa-heyyy!

:@}

Rachelle said...

Where can I vote for you? And what are you running for?
(besides a potty plant that is)
He-he, I have a cat who used to use one of my large potted plants as a toilet.
I couldn't figure out why it was not growing!
HA!!
Have fun Sunday! Kiss a llama for me :))
Slainte~
Rachelle

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rachelle,

The votin button is at the top rite ov my blog, but it's ownly fer a blog listin. The mor votes I get, the higher up their list I go! There's no prize (hurrumpf!) but it's nice to be in the top 150!!!

I'm lookin forward to meetin Phytheas on Sunday, an seein all the llamas agen. I shall defnitly post lots ov foto's for yu!

Tayke care!

Nose hugs,

:@}

Calamity Jane said...

What a charmin' subject - toilet day.

We have 2 loos too - his an' hers. His offers no privacy for a lengthy visit 'cos the cats don't approve of closed doors and are able to open that one and they burst in and stare at you while you're sat there minding your own business (which can be a bit off putting). Hers is really a mini library, it's where a lot reading generally gets done.

Pope Terry said...

No, no reading material, its all business in the throne room

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Calamity Jane,

Yes, I can imagin that a cat starin at yu wud be very offputtin! Get yor own bak- get them a litter tray an set up a webcam. HAHAHAHAR!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

HARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jus bizzness!

HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

:@D

Stanley said...

Bob!!

You KILL me! Not only is your blog highly educational, but it is refreshingly unpretentious. I'm a little worried, though, at the infrequency of your daddy's poos.

Tell him a nice batch of greens every once in awhile might do the trick.

Goober love,
Stanley