WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Sunday, November 04, 2007

An intrestin book!

Weekend's scores:

  • Gills: yes: we playd Swansea on Friday nite (full nayme: Darses-Wiv-Sheep) an we got a not-a-looz: 1-1. Horray! We yewzerly looz if we play away from home, so this waz grayte testament to the power ov wearin bloo pants in serpport. (An eevn serpportiv bloo pants in serpport, wich ar eevn better, speshally this time ov yeer.)
  • Simpsons: nope
  • Tesco: yes, shop an petrol, so dubbol yes, reelly.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Got Mummy. She hazent been well enuff to get fer a week, an this jus lulled her into a false sense ov security./10
  • Overall Score: 8/10

Phytheas, that vertikly-challenged well-travold yung Bear frend ov mine, has tagged me wiv the Book Cover tag.

I won't pass it on, as most peeps seem to hav had it, an those that havent, well, they mite not like bein tagged. But it's fun, this wun. So I'll jus say, play along if yu want to. Cos it is fun.

Enyway, wat yu hav to do is go to the Advanced Book Search at
Amazon.com type your first name - or your screen name- into the "Title" field, and post the most interesting/amusing cover that shows up.I put in "Bob T Bear" an ownly 2 cayme up, wich jus goze to show how enormussly speshol I am. This is the most Beary wun.

It's called "I Don't Want To Take a Nap: Starring Bobby The Bear"


That duzzent look much like a Bear to me!!!! Looks mor like a possum:

possum: a not-a-bear

See? It duzzent eevn hav rownd eers!


Mummy is feelin lots betta, an mayde sum froot scones. They wer YUM wiv ginger jam on. Funny how farst they disappear! They must evaporayte.

We all went owt this arfternoon to by her a pressie. It's her berfday on Therzday. She sez sheel be therty-ten. Hmmm..... not shor. But MY pressie is the best.

Bye fer now!


Pope Terry said...

ooooh thirty ten, thats a milestone event. So there are no scones left are there? I guess I'll have to get some of my own then. That possum looks a little shocked, wonder what hes was interupted doing?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

HEEEEEEEEEEheheheheheHEEEEEEE! Good poynt as yewsal, Pope Terry! I rekkon he waz doin a poo in his neyber's garden. Grayum lookt like that larst time I bumpt into him coming bak from the silly man next dor's. Heheheheeeeee!


Phytheas said...

What do you mean – “vertically challenged”?!!!! I may be petite, compact, pocket-sized, diminutive, elfin, “small, but delicately built” (not sure about that one), “small and efficiently arranged” (who wrote this thesaurus!), but I’m NOT vertically challenged. I’ll see you outside Mr Bob!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Ownly joshin, Phyth!


Mummy sez the best things come in the smallest packidges. (Exsept fer choklit, wich is best wen it's an enormuss box ov the stuff.)

Enyway, I kno the smaller yu ar the better ekwipt yu ar fer spying!


Do yu still want to meet owtside? Shall I bring sum biskits?


Phytheas said...

So was I Bob! Yes, I'll see you outside, I'll bring some dipping honey. I don't want to stay indoors as the JCBinC is going to have one of those boring phone conferences for work later - snoozeville or what!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Nice to see yu, Phyth! Nice to be out ov the howse- Mummy's hooverin. I hayte that. Too lowd! An Dilly rides along on the bak ov it. She sez it's a dragon. Tsk!

Anonymous said...

"Mummy's hooverin" - Oh, I get it, you mean vacuuming. A I agree with Dilly, a vacuum is like a dragon. Yes, indeed.

Dilly said...

Mweah, Chewy!
Be wagon, liv in cayve under stairs!


Asta said...

Happy Thiwtyten birfday to youw Mum..that's not even old like my ancient mommi,hehehhope you have a gweat celebwation!!
Bob you look soo much bettew than that guy who's supposed to be a beaw..I doubt he is too.
glad you got some yummie scones..I'm dwooling
smoochie kisses

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta, nope, defnitly a not-a-bear!