WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, November 02, 2007

Serprizes an syruptishusness

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes- me an Daddy went on our own. There wernt menny peepol there so we went scootin up an down the aisles on the trolley. Yeeeeeharrrr! Carnt play like that wen Mummy's there. She maykes him be a grown-up. Mummys do that.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: still serspendid /10
  • Day Score: 8.15672/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Mummy's a bit down, an not in the cool get-down James Brown way (cooo- wat a grayte nayme fer a Bear that wud be!). So I gayve her self-ishooing privilidges over the tishooes. An I do beleev that gayve her a bit ov a boost. I don't giv that privilidge to jus enywun, arfter all.

Then me an Grayum mayde ourselfs into "Hedless Bears" fer Halloween an scared Dilly so much all her bows cayme undun. As yu can see from the foto, LBBBJ joyned in, but, as the jumpers wer all a bit big, he mayde exslent yuwss ov the new Pants Ov Peace insted. (I wish I'd thort ov that.)
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA!

Enyway, Gillingham ar, for sum reeson, playin tonite. I thort they ownly did Saterdys or Tchewsdys. But maybe they ar all goin shoppin tomorro. Not shor. But if yu get to reed this in time, don't ferget to adjust the culler ov sumthing yor warin to bloo. Prefrerbly pants.

If yor in an offiss, that mite be differcult. For fewtcher refrence, I've come up wiv a plan fer jus this sort ov emergensy:
  1. Keep sum spare bloo pants in yor desk dror.
  2. In the event ov an emergensy chanyge-pants-to-bloo sitchewayshun (such as now), tern the briteness down on yor compewter screen.
  3. Retreev pants.
  4. Call to colleegs, "Won't be a mo', just goin under heer to sort my compewter owt!"
  5. Crawl under desk.
  6. Change pants.
  7. Reappeer an adjust briteness bak up agen.
  8. Say, "Oh, that's it! I fixt it!"
And voila (as Plumpiemousie wud say) yu hav syruptishusly chaynged into Gillingham-serporter-pants-mode in publik, wivowt feer of arrest, envy or unempolyment. TA-DARR!

Bye fer now!

31 comments:

Phytheas said...

Oooh read this just in time - I'll go and change into my blue pants straight away. I hope Mummy is feeling better really soon.

Phy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Thanks Phyth!!

:@}

CHEWY said...

A secret for changing pants... you must have learned that trick in Spy School.

Very scary you are without a head!

Dilly said...

Dilly think Bob look betta wivowt hed.

¬"

Chalkhills Collective said...

Dilly, that's not very nice! Bob is a very kind and thoughtful bear.

Chalky

Dilly said...

Bob mayke Dilly jump!
Bob tend be goste!
Mayke Dilly bows undoo!
Not be kind!
MWEAH!

¬"

Ms. Creek said...

why are you so dang mean to poor dilly? scarying her until her ribbons went straight? poor little girl. I think you guys need to go onto dr phil and learn about family love!

Pope Terry said...

Ha ha, thats quite scary Bob. I shall remember the pants trick, though it may be wierd if there isnt a computer around

Chalkhills Collective said...

Bob, I need you to do something for me. I need to you organise a hug-a-thon for your Mum, as she needs lots of hugs right now. Dilly and Grayum can help too, you can all take turns. Can you do that for me Bob?

Chalky

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Ooooh, poor mummy! We all have the lergy here, too. 'Course hubby has "man-flu", so he is much, much worse than the rest of us. He can't go to bed, 'cos then we wouldn't see all the suffering he's doing..

Give he a hug for me, and COME ON THE BLUES!!!!

Mousie/Paisible said...

et voilà !!! ah quel coquin ce petit ours...il a fait peur à Dilly , je suis sûre !!! j'ai gardé des bonbons pour toi Bob, les enfants d'Halloween n'ont pas tout mangé !!!now take your dictionary my sweetheart !!!!!!!!!!
love from Miss mousie

mrsnesbitt said...

How's yer mum?

Just off to watch X-facta!

Dxxx

Celebration of Life said...

I don't think they know who Dr. Phil is in England, Ms. Creek! LOL

Anyway Bob, Chuck and I are back from Orlando, FLorida and getting rested up so we can go back out on the road this coming Monday. Once he is rested up, I am sure he will be blogging you again.

A.Bananna said...

I hope some one takes your advise and trys to change into them at work! I would love to know if it really worked! oh and yes I do have some blue pants now...but...my children would think I was crazy if I was running around in them. lol.

I think ms. creeks is on to something with the Dr. Phil idea. But I was thinking more like Jerry Springer. :)

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Bob, dat uh funnee doke u pwayd on Dilly butt it wuznt vewweee niz butt steow vewee funneee! hehehe

Phytheas said...

Hello Bob
Mousie tagged me after she'd been tagged by Dilly. I didn't think it was fare that you should be left out, so I've tagged you!

Phy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Peepol tend to think I'm jus cewt, but I do scary, too!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dilly,

Yu look better wiv my eyes closed!

NER!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky,

A thank cu!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Yu dident see wat Dilly did to Mummy! Mummy had a blood test larst week, an got a sor arm! Then Dilly sukt it where the needol went in an it went all green an brooozd! Wen we arkst her abowt it she just sniggerd an sed "Gween be gooood culler!"

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Aha! In that cayse yu wud hav to moov to Plan B: drop yor fayvrit pensol. Change the yell to yor colleegs accordingly. Nowun will serspect.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky,

Yes, we all did a speshol hug fer her larst nite.

Today we went owt to by her a present. (Mine's best.) It's her berfday on Therzday.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky,

Man flu is always bigger than Gerl flu. It even affects the ability to lift the kettol. An it defnitly stops yu sittin up, maylin yu tayle up all the room on the sofa whether yu want it or not. It's seerios stuff, yu kno.

Corse, it's not as bad as Bear flu.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mousie!

I may be a littol Bear but I am not a rascal. Well, maybe. Jheejheejheee....
Yes, it did scare Dilly. But sumtimes she wakes me up by starin at me, an THAT IS scary!

Thank yu fer savin us sum ov yor Halloween sweetys! Ar eny ov them hunny flaverd? Or choklitty?

Slurp!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs NEsbitt,

Sheez a bit less wheezy an coffy today. She went out an mowed the lorn. She also mayde scones!!!! They wer yummy, speshly wiv Ginger Jam that we bort in Yorkshire.

Yum!

We wotched a bit ov X fakter but dident see the finish. Mummy thinks that Andy bloke looks like David Duch... Duchov... that wun on the X Files.

Ooo... X Fakter, X Files.... is this a co-insidence?

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Celebration Of Life,

No, I don't kno Dr Phil. But we hav a Jeremy Kyle hoo showts at peepol a lot, an duzz DNA tests to find owt hoo their Daddy is. But I kno hoo my Daddy is. Do yu think I shud go on his program? They cud acall the episode, "I wanted a scarf, an they got me a sister."

:@o

Hope yu all enjoyd Orlando. Lookin forward to reedin bowt it!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

Yu cud put them on yor hed, or display them cunninly at the top ov a pokkit, so that peepol think they're a hanky. Or even put them on under yor other clothes, that way they won't kno.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Meanie,

HAHA! LBBBJ neerly blew it by giggling. HEHEH!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phytheas,

Is this the book tag? Oh gosh! Wat book cayme up fer yu? Bet it waz reelly telligent. Rite. I'm off to investigayte this....

:@}

Asta said...

Bob
as usual you have an excellent plan..that should wowk fow anyoe in an office.luckily I wowk at home,so I can change at a moments notice
smoochie kisses
Asta
pee ess those headless beaw pictoowes scawed me
I hope youw Mum feels lots bette(nice of you to make an exception with the tissues)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh Asta,
sorry I scard yu!

WOW yu werk from home! In that cayse yu can jus run abowt wiv bloo pants on yer hed ALL DAY an nowun will sak yu! Wa-heyyy!

:@}