WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, December 24, 2007

Crismoss Eev, worry, panic an luvley cards!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no, but weer playin on Boxin Day, so I hope yu all get bloo pants fer Crismoss, if yu havent got eny alreddy!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: been too bizzy for this, wich is the reezon I wassent reddy wen Grayum got me, an it duzzent cownt, an he DIDENT get a ten agenst me, cos I wassent playin it at the time. Ok?/10
  • Day Score:7 ish/10
  • Advent Calendar Pikcher: I thort weed get a bayby in a shed today, but no! Just mor yellowy glowing children hangin arownd singing. I hope we get a better wun next year.

HO HO HO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well it's neerly heer! But I've had a very worrying fone call from my cuzzins in Ostraylia this mornin! Over there, it was 10 o' clok at nite so they wer all gettin reddy cos Father Crismoss starts his rownd over there. BUT! They sed that they had set up a big net an wer gonna catch 'im! They sed they've tried it befor an this yeer they rekkon they'll do it, an then get evrywun's pressies.

Bear, Duck an Dog. They liv wiv my Arnty Christina in Ostraylia an they're up to sumthing.

Duck an Mr Woo, another conspiritor.

Oh no! Wat if they suckseed? Wat'll happen to my choklit peanuts??? Wat'll happen to yors? Oh my!

Enyway, sum good news today- look at this grayte card we got from Calamity Jane!!!

WOW! Bears!

Issent it grayte? THANKS, Calamity Jane!

An our Crismoss tree mite be ok, too: I took advice from my good frend Stanley an hung sum ov Daddy's stinky old sox on it!

Theez trusty old smelly Guard Socks shud finish off the aphids nicely.

It's a bizzy day, Crismoss Eev, so I'm off to help Mummy mayke Mince Pies. Sheez gonna put sum port in them! Heheheee! So helpin her is probly the ownly way I'll get to tayste them! Ha!

Happy Crismoss, evrywun, Bears an Not-a-Bears evryware!

19 comments:

Julie said...

Dont wurry Bob. Farver Crismoss is majik and wont let yor cuzzins catch him! Hav a very Happy Christmas with yor Mummy and Daddy. (I hope you get the decorashuns bak on the tree befor Santa cumz. Dont forget to leev him a mins pie and a tot of port to keep him warm).

Phytheas said...

Hello Bob. I hope those pesky bugs have scarpered and you've got decorations on the tree again. (Love the old socks!) If they haven't you could always put the tree out in the garden and put some bird food on it - the birds might eat the bugs too!

I hope you and all the bears have the most splendid time tomorrow.

Happy Christmas - Phy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

Phew! Thanks for that. I can safely go to bed now. I was so worreed!

I've left sum port an lots ov mince pies (I helpt mayke them!) an a carrot fer Rudolph.

Happy Crismoss!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phyth,

I wish I had thort ov givin the tree to the berds to nibbol the bugs off! But we panickt an sprayd it to within an inch ov its life insted. HA!

I hope the bugs hav gon. I also hope they ar not livin in the conservatory cos that's where Mummy haz put the turkey now (it's as cold as a fridge out there, but bigger) otherwise weel all be gettin sum extra proteen wiv our dinner.

Have a good wun!!!!!!!

:@D

ooo I'm so eggsytid my bum mite berst!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Happy Christmas Bob, Dilly, Mummy and everyone!!! Bugs be gone now, I reckon! Have a great time. xxx

Ms. Creek said...

vomit socks! what an excellent idea...but do you think dilly will sneak in and remove the socks...she sure sounded disappointed that mummy killed her bug farm and she might get hungry!

have a very merry christmas, BtB (esq) and loves to your mummy!

Stanley said...

Hey, Bob!!

Happy Christmas to you, Dilly, and your mummy and dad! I'm sure you are just hours away from discovering your chocolate peanuts under the tree. Hope you have some other surprises too.

Glad the guard socks worked. I figured they would.

Goober love & Christmas smooches,
Stanley

Calamity Jane said...

Merry Christmas Bob. Thank for all the bose hugs, I really needed them. I need you to come and be my tissue ishooer because now I've got a cold (looks like Christmas dinner might be postponed for a couple of days :-( ) Hope you have a great day, give Sam a nose hug for me.

The Prodigy Bear said...

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year, Bob!

Rachelle said...

I just wanted to let you know, it's Christmas day here, and Santa made it just fine to our place! The evil plot must have been foiled... I suspect Comet, he's very smart- too smart to fly into a net.

I wish I could have sent you a pressie... but since I can't right now,
Merry Christmas to you my friend!
Hope it is a blessed one, filled with love and joy.
Slainte~
Rachelle

Mary said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS BOB!!!!!!!!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Happy Chrismas! Hope you're havin a grayte day!!!!!!!!! Havent seen eny bugs for a wile, so we re-decorraytid the tree larst nite...

so far so good!

Wa-heyy!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Worry ye not, Dilly (or enywun else) wud not dare go neer vomit soks! HEheheee!

Happy Chrismas!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

Yey, yor a geeniuss! They werkt a treet (so far!!!)

An yes, I've got a hewge bag ov choklit peanuts!

Happy Chrismas!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Happy Chrismas Handsome, yu prodigy Bear yu!

Will yu be gettin a new jumper? Grayum got a red wun.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Happy Chrismas Rachelle!

Beary hugs to yu an all the pacas. Don't worry abowt a pressie (wish I cud send yu wun too tho...) but enyway, jus hav an extra bit ov cayke for me.

Wa-hey!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Happy Chrismas MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh, Calamity Jane, wat a calamity! I do hope yu start to feel better very soon, so yu can stuff yorself silly an fell sik agen.

Oh, er... yu kno wat I meen!

Weer drownin in puddin heer.

Teheheheee!

Oh, an I thort Mrs Nesbitt waz organizing sendin yu a tishoo ishooer? Don't tell me she sent yu an untraynd Bear!

Happy Chrismas!

:@}

(hugs)

Sandy Kessler said...

A sock tree I must have one