WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Crismoss Day

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no- but weer playin tomorro at noon, so bloo pants at the reddy, peepol!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no- evrywun's home eetin
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy! /10
  • Day Score: 8.862971000000003/10

This is just a kwik messidge to say THANKYU for all yer Happy Crismoss wishes, an a kwik update. I shud be bak online at the weekend, methinks, but till then....

  • Dinner waz hewge, an we hav 3 times as much terkey left as we ate;
  • Pressies wer fantastik- I eevn got a Poo Chart, showin all diffrent types ov hewman poo (did yu kno there wer 7 types?) This meens that as well as arskin Mummy an Daddy wat the scor is eech day (it's yewszerly abowt 4-0 to Mummy) I can now also arsk them wat number they're mannidging- 1 bein paynfully pebbol-like, 7 bein gravy.
  • No bugs seen today on the tree, so it looks like the Guard Socks did the trik.
  • Oh, an Dilly got her own bed, a pink, fluffy, glittery chaise-lounge compleet wiv pillow an bows. It looks like an exploshun in a Pepto-Bismol faktry, but it's keepin her kwyert.

Hope yor all enjoyin yerselves! I'll be bak wiv fotoze layter in the week an I'm lookin forward to reedin abowt wat yu all got up to, as well!

Ho ho ho evrywun!

Bye fer now!


Casdok said...

Happy Crismoss!!

Chalkhills Collective said...

Hello Bob - can't wait to hear what presents you got. Happy Christmas.


Meanie the baby dragon said...

Wee had gud feezt an yotz ov pwezuntz. Me bwog uhbowt it tumawwoh cuz mee duzt tu tiowd tunite!

Ms. Creek said...

Bob, what is the Tesco score you speak of at the beginning of each blog post?

Handsome said...

*jump & startled*

Naughty bear! It worked and you scared me alright with your boo!!!! Hehehe.

Asta said...

It sounds like Chwissmuss was a gwand success..I hope you didn't eat too much and get a tummy ache..good news about youw pwessies..did you get new pants too?
smoochie kisses

Pope Terry said...

Sounds like a hectic time Bob.

A.Bananna said...

hope you has a great christmas bob!!!

Stanley said...


I'm just back from Christmas too. IT sounds like a most gooberlicious Christmas (that means it was FABulous) for you and your family. I can't wait to see the poo chart (do do a post on that please? hehehe).

Did you get any chocolate peanuts?

Goober love & smooches,

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Wut pwezuntz did u get Bob?

Anonymous said...

Oh Man! I had tons of fun with my nieces and nephew playing Guitar Hero. I'm a Rock Star now. Woo-Hoo!

I hope you got lots of pressies.
No coal.

San said...

Bob, I can't wait to see your Crismoss fotos!

i beati said...

I can't bear to take my Christmas trees down because they are too lovely !!! what do you suggest???

Ms. Creek said...

Happy New Year, BOB!

mrsnesbitt said...

Hey Bob! Happy New Year!
Just off for another family "DO" phew! I will have to be polite and drink lots!

See ya soon.

A.Bananna said...

happy new years to you and your family bob!!!

Phytheas said...

Happy New Year Bob! You're awful quiet, are you hibernating? Missing you.


Anonymous said...

Happy New Year Bob!

San said...

A Poo Chart! I'm jealous, Bob. You must have been SO good to get a Poo Chart.

Asta said...

I hope you and youw family had a gweat New yeaws..I miss you
smoochie kisses

Basically Bears said...

Hello Bob

Happy New Year to you and your family.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo! I'll be bak soon- I've been helpin to carfter Mummy, cos sheez had that poo-sicky-bug that's goin rownd. It has ment I've been abol to put my Poo Chart to good yewss. From a distance, ov corse. I'mnot goin neer that stuff. Let alone the green yucky stuff she waz spewin the other day. Man it waz like the Exorsist rownd heer. I told Dilly that green waz bad news.

ENyway, see yu all soon. I've nikt the camra, an put a heeter in the study, so I shud be abol to get in there soon an do sum proper bloggin.


Phytheas said...

Hello Bob - oooh that sounds horrid! Something here to help cheer her up
Get Well Soon!


Lynda (Granny K) said...

Sorry to hear Mummy is poorly - take good care of her and hope she is up to posting again real soon.

Basically Bears said...

Bob I have just checked in to see if you are up and about and I was sorry to read your Mum has been poorly.
Hope you have plenty of food for yourself until you can get out and do a Tesco visit.
Get well soon Bob's Mum!
Kind regards