WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Oh my! I got a reply!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no- an it's gettin seerioss agen, cos weer neerly out ov cow juice.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 wat can I say. I'm a champyun. /10
  • Day Score: 7.86329/10
  • Advent calendar pikcher: 3 kings carryin shoppin


Remember my letter to Father Crismoss? WOW! WOW! Today I got a reply bak from him!

Mummy brort me my post this mornin whyle I waz sittin doin a ponder on things at the end ov the sofa. (I don't meen I waz ponerin the things at the end ov the sofa, cos that wud be just an old cushon an wuddent be very intrestin. Well, not for a ponder, enyway. A kwik think, maybe, but not a ponder. No. I meen I was sittin there whylst ponderin big important things. Bears ar good ponderers, yu kno. Speshly wen it coms to big important things. For exampol, wun mornin I sat down to ponder all the diffrent types ov hunny in the werld an had got throo 5 by the time Mummy had her 3rd cup ov tea.) (Abowt 9 O'clock.)

...it's a Thank You card! WOW! I wrote an arskt him fer stuff, an he wrote to thank me fer arskin him! WOW!

He sez they're all reelly bizzy but they're werkin hard to get all the presents dun in time, inkloodin mine! WOW!

Well I waz so eggsytid! I ran to tell Mummy strayte away that I'll defnitly be gettin my new Gillingham top now! She went a bit odd an pale wen I sed this, so I think her tummy is still recuverin from her egg marathon. Never mind, Mummy! Cheer up! Father Crismoss is defnitly comin heer next week! Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!


Phytheas said...

Bob, I'm so excited, this is amaaaaazing - so Father Christmas does exist. WoW with a capital W!

Will you be putting out mince pies and sherry for him on Christmas Eve?


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ah, akchoolly, Phyth, in his letter he sed a mince pie wud be nice, an a carrot fer Rudolph. He dident menshun wat to drink. I spose he duzzent drink much, utherwise heed hav to keep stoppin fer a wee.

Strayngely enuff tho, Daddy seems kwite keen that I leev owt a glarss ov wisky.

Dunno wy. I meen, FS dident say he wuntid wun...


San said...

It jest goes to show ye, Bob, Father Crismoss has a warm spot in his heart fer ponderers sech as yerself.

Me, the best I can mester is one of yer quick thinks. Hope Santa (our Father Crismoss over here) 'members me.

A.Bananna said...

That is a pretty cool letter bob!! I hope you get your new top! over here people put out cookies and milk.

Asta said...

I forgot to say how sowwy I was about youw team looing and you having to chew youw feet and all..
that is vewy exciting about fathew chwissmuss answewing you and telling you you'll get youw shiwt fow suwe, hope youw Mum's tummy gets ovew the egg episode
smoochie kisses

Ms. Creek said...

that is the most excellent thing! i'm so glad you got your mail! and i like your santa hat!

Meanie the baby dragon said...

WOW Bob! Me nevoh fot uhbowt sendin Santa uh wettow. Do u fink me hav tym tu wite him now?

Pope Terry said...

I always wondered why only Rudolph got the carrot, Santas lucky the other Reindeer dont strike, for some better conditions, at least a carrot each.

Calamity Jane said...

You'd better be nice to your Mummy or else Father Christmas won't leave you that new shirt. Hope she's not still egg-bound.

Harry said...

I'm sure father Christmas will look favourably upon such a well behaved bear!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Basically Bears said...


We were well impressed that Father Christmas replied to your letter. You really must be a very important bear to receive a reply from the great man himself!


Animals with Opinions said...

hey b.t. bear! my human saved a bear from the road that got hit by a car. you can see his operation on my blog. hope you don't have a weak stomach. we thought you would appreciate knowing we care about bears too.
gerald the bear rescuing goat

Camplin said...

I had fun reading your bear log. You really bear it all.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


yu may be rite! arfter all, it wud be a waste ov a good beard if Father Crismoss dident do eny ponderin at all. I meen, that's wen a beard reelly comes into its own. Bit ov a ponder, fiddol on yer beard. The 2 go together reelly, like a cuppa tea an a choccie biccie....

Don't worry by the way, start wiv a kwik think an werk yer way up..


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Cookies an milk.... hmmmm.... that wud be good, speshly if it wer choklit milk an choc-chip cookies! YUM! I like Maryland Dubbol Choc-Chip cookies! They go ever so farst rownd heer...


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


thanks- Mummy's tummy is lookin a bit smaller. Not much, but a tad. An she duzzent mayke the sayme groaning noizes every time she has to stand up. I thort she did, but it waz Daddy.

Don't worry abowt m chewin me foot. I yewzerly get down there an bite my nails enyway. Mummy sez I shuddent but nowun else will let me bite theirs so wat's a Bear to do?


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Ah yes! An the beerd too! Heheheee!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I'm shor yu cud. Or get yor Ma to email him. I fergot to post my letter larst yeer an got a bit upset. But then Mummy sed sheed email him. I wassent shor if she waz jus hewmerin me, but I got evrything I arskt for so she must hav.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Rudolph gets the carrot cos he duzz most ov the werk. It's like bein up front on a tandem. The rayndeer at the bak can rest a cuppol ov legs now an then, an jus hop along on the other 2. But if yor at the front yu carnt get away wiv that cos yu hav to think abowt steerin an navygaytin.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Calamity Jane,

Hard to say. She never akchoolly stopt pooin. But she is lookin mor normal now, so I rekkon they've compleetid the serkit.



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I hope so. If he duzzent I'll poo in his mince pie next yeer.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I waz so imprest my bum neerly berst!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

animals with opinions

OH MY!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yor Ma reskewd a BEAR!!!!!!!!!!
I shall hav to come over an investigayte!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


wy thankkkkkkk kew! I shall hav to nip over an see wat yor abowt!