- Gills: sor most ov the home matches, an wunce my blogger frends startid wearin bloo stuff on match days, we startid to do better. Speshly pants, I yet agen stress- wearin bloo pants on match days reelly duzz help, so if yu dident get eny fer Crismoss, get owt in those Janury Sales soon as pos an stok up on em.
- Simpsons: sor lots ov them, but we don't get Sky, so I dident see the new wuns. But I don't care. The oldest wunds ar akchewly betta, cos in the start credits yu see Lisa ride her bike over a bump in the road an for 0.136598 ov a second yu see her pants. It mite not seem much, but beleev me, it's werth it. I'm gettin kwite nifty on that paws button....
- Tesco: Daddy haz a loyalty card for Tesco but continews to occayshunly ferget wat loyalty meens an so I sumtimes catch him shoppin sumware else. Mummy duzzent hav a card at all an I'm not lettin her ride the trolley till she gets wun.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: I think yu will agree I remayne the Champyun in this sport ahem/10
- Averridge Day Score: 8.197321746537973174876100000000001/10
Heer's me, sellybraytin New Year by Big Ben just arfter midnite, wiv lots ov firewerks, in among the crowds ov thowsands.....
Oh, allrite then, it's me in frunt ov the telly! HEHEHEE!
We dident go owt for New Yeer. In fakt, for the sayme reeson for me bein a bit absent rownd heer- Mummy has had a bad bug, wun that so menny peepol hav had it's been on the news. She has been sik an pooey an sed she felt like she had been run over by a horse. A BIG horse, she stresst, like bein run over by a littol wun wood jus be a bit itchy. So me an Dilly hav been carfterin her. I eevn gayve her self-ishooin rites over the tishooes. I'm a very helpful Bear. She is feelin better today but is worreed the rest ov us will catch it. Hope not.
The man on the telly sed weed get snow today, an I waz lookin forwerd to maykin a SnowBear, wat wiv Mummy bein vertikol agen. But we dident get a singol flake ov snow. I rekkon Mrs Nesbitt, up north, got it all. If so, pleez send sum down heer!
I hav to say "Happy Berfday" to my arnty Christina in Ostraylia cos it's her berpday today. Well, yesterday in Ostraylia. Well, 4th Janry. Wich is today. Well it's today heer. Over there it's yesterday allreddy. So I misst it?? But it's today where I'm sayin it, but yesterday where I'm sayin it to. Ohhh my hed herts. This is like Time Travol.
Enyway! As fer Crismoss, oh wow, I've got so much to tell yu all, it's tickerling the inside ov my hed! I'm gonna sort owt my foto's tonite an tomorro, an then come bak an show yu all.
Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!! Heer's to another grayte bloggin yeer, me fello bloggeroos!!!!!
Bye fer now!