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Ahem...See those fotoes yesterday? Well Chuck sed that I had me hat on bak to frunt! He larft an larft an calld me "Green Horn". Well, I thort that must be the nayme ov sum cool dood hero in Wyoming or sumthin, or sum reelly grayte funky line-darnser. So, other than noting that a complimont wud be better all rownd if it dident contayne the culler 'green' in it, I took it as sumthing pritty good, seein as I do cool-doodin, an am pritty good at it.
Well! Imagin my serprize wen Daddy sed it ment I waz wet behind the eers! What the? "I'll hav yu kno," I sed, "the bak ov my eers is as dry as a camol's elbow!" (an I havent been neer a barth in neerly 4 yeers).But then I tolkt to Granny on the fone, an she sed it meens that I'm not a very good Cowboy, an that in Bonanza, if they calld sumwun "Green Horn" it ment they wer a bit darft!!!
WELL! I'm NOT a darft Bear! I'm NOT! NOT!I'm I'm good at all sorts ov stuff I am! I'm good at spying, monitorin, tishoo-ishooin, drorin, singin, navygaytin, syncronized sittin, an an an bein loyal an an an an doin rools an remindin Daddy an Mummy to do rools an an cookin an an an an wrappin presents an an an an an an growin marrygolds an carfterin smaller Bears an all sorts ov stuff so there. We don't get cowboys in Colchester! An enyway, an anyway, I DID hav the hat on the rite way rownd I DID! But I'm so good at karrarty that I went PHWAH! an spun rownd, reelly farst! So farst, that the hat stayd on top ov me hed pointin the uther way! So it jus lookt like it waz on rong!