WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, January 25, 2008

I'm not silly!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy hattin /10
  • Day Score: 8.2687642462800000004/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!


Ahem...

See those fotoes yesterday? Well Chuck sed that I had me hat on bak to frunt! He larft an larft an calld me "Green Horn". Well, I thort that must be the nayme ov sum cool dood hero in Wyoming or sumthin, or sum reelly grayte funky line-darnser. So, other than noting that a complimont wud be better all rownd if it dident contayne the culler 'green' in it, I took it as sumthing pritty good, seein as I do cool-doodin, an am pritty good at it.


Well! Imagin my serprize wen Daddy sed it ment I waz wet behind the eers! What the? "I'll hav yu kno," I sed, "the bak ov my eers is as dry as a camol's elbow!" (an I havent been neer a barth in neerly 4 yeers).

But then I tolkt to Granny on the fone, an she sed it meens that I'm not a very good Cowboy, an that in Bonanza, if they calld sumwun "Green Horn" it ment they wer a bit darft!!!


WELL! I'm NOT a darft Bear! I'm NOT! NOT!

I'm I'm good at all sorts ov stuff I am! I'm good at spying, monitorin, tishoo-ishooin, drorin, singin, navygaytin, syncronized sittin, an an an bein loyal an an an an doin rools an remindin Daddy an Mummy to do rools an an cookin an an an an wrappin presents an an an an an an growin marrygolds an carfterin smaller Bears an all sorts ov stuff so there. We don't get cowboys in Colchester! An enyway, an anyway, I DID hav the hat on the rite way rownd I DID! But I'm so good at karrarty that I went PHWAH! an spun rownd, reelly farst! So farst, that the hat stayd on top ov me hed pointin the uther way! So it jus lookt like it waz on rong!


Snnnfff...

22 comments:

Dilly said...

HNARRRRRRRR!!!!!
HNAR HNARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Helena said...

Oh Bob!

Chuck only meant it nicely. He wouldn't have meant anything bad! He's just teasing you!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

DON'T TEEZ THE BEAR!!!!

Julie said...

I know wot it's like when you spin round reely farst! I'm not surprized your hat went back to front. Anyway! I think you started a noo fashun!

Frog said...

You're good in lots of things.
Just a GREAT bear.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Julie!
An thank cu!
Hehhehee!

I offen spin rownd reelly farst, jus in cayse I'm missin sumthen.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Frog!

Thanks for bownsin by!

Ahh thanks for the vote ov confidense!

Yor the best frog I kno!

:@D

suchsimplepleasures said...

omg...you are the cutest little bear...hat or no hat...forward or backward...you need to come and cuddle with my son!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

suchsimplepleasures,

We Bears ar expert cuddlers. Duz yor son hav eny choklit peanuts?

Heheheee!

Thanks for poppin by! Hope to see yu agen!

:@}

Stanley said...

Bobber!

CHuck and Dilly have just been messing with you. You, my friend, are the MOST FABULOUS bear I have ever had the pleasure to know (and I have known some bears, let me tell YOU).

Stella & I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU, buddy. By the way, are you ever coming to the American frontier to break in your new hat?

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Pope Terry said...

Bob... a greenhorn... never, its a snazzy looking hat though.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley an Stella,

Awww thanks! Hehheee!

I don't kno if weel be over the pond. The closest I ever got to whare yu ar is Boston. But that waz wen me an Daddy livd in Sowth Merryka an we wer stoppin "on root". Hehheee. We had a sit in the park there. Lots ov nice trees. It waz November so there wer lots ov nice leeves lyin abowt. Ah yes... I remember that poo very cleerly....too menny milkshaykes...HAHAHAHAA

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Pope Terry,

Wa-heyyy!

Hav yu got wun?

I rekkon it'd sooot ya!

:@D

Celebration of Life said...

Howdy Bob! This is Chuck's Mawmaw. He wanted me to tell you that he didn't call you a greenhorn or a dude but said that if you don't wear your hat correctly, some people might call you that. He likes you and respects you and certainly didn't mean to insult you! Chuck is very sensitive to the feelings of others and did not intentionally mean to hurt your feelings.

If you go to my blog today, I prepared something special for you!
Jo

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Hi Bob! Me doh dahwee me hut yo feeweengz! Pweez fohdiv mee!
Me dent u duh hat doh u bee happee nawt dad doh pweez dont bee unhappee wiff yo nu hat!
Luv,
Chuck

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Celebration of LIfe,

Hullo Jo!

Hehheeheheheh! I kno. Yeah, I kno that Chuck waz just joshin wiv me. Mummy splaind it all to me wen I'd carmd down. Heheheheheheh!

I like the fotoes on yor blog! Thank yu!

I thort Chuck waz bein well cheeky! He yewzly is! HEHEHEHEE!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chuck,

that's ok, buddy, I dident reed it proply! I thort yu wer bein cheeky! HEHEHEHEHE! Sorry bowt that. THanks fer lettin me kno I had me hat on rong tho! HAHAHAH! I'll do sum mor fotoes of me in me hat tomorro, wiv it on rite!

THanks fer me hat, Chuck!!!

:@D

Pope Terry said...

Sadly no Bob I dont, I have a rather nice golf hat though... even though I dont play golf

i beati said...

I beleive you !!

Ms. Creek said...

It isn't that you aren't very good...it means that you are NEW at it, inexperienced...which doesn't have a negative meaning to it...

and how would you know the proper way to wear a wyoming cowboy hat? you had a 50/50 chance...

chin up, little buckaroo, you are good to go and you will git'er done! yeeee hawww!

Ms. Creek said...

and tell dilly to put on her big girl panties and deal with it!

A.Bananna said...

ahhhhh! everything is ok now!!