WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, January 24, 2008


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.5961762/10


WOW! Anuther parsol arrivd this arfternoon! This wun's from Wyoming!

Wat's inside, Dilly?

A tin box?? Egggsytin!
Wayte! Thare's a card!
It's got BEARS on it! Wow!
Hey! It's from CHUCK!!!!!
Look! Thare's bears on the tin, too!
Now........ wat's inside?
Mine's a cowboy hat!!
Now.... how duzz the mewzik from Bonanza go?
"Dum diddle dum diddle dum diddle dum diddle dum darrr!"
"Dum diddle dum diddle dum diddle dum diddle dum diddle dum dum darrr!"
Dilly likes hers too!
She sez it's "pwinsessy"... she sez sheez gonna to blog abowt it on her own blog layter.
Mama Windowsill Bear likes it, too...
I gayve Grayum a go. Hmmm... kinda sooots him, don't yu think?
And LBBBJ..... bit big for him, so he wor it at a jornty angol...

Sam.... oh deer! Sam looks kwite ruff in it! Wat is it abowt this hat on him? He suddenly looks all musselly!

Watchoo meen, "Hi Noon"? Wat do I do?

Meenwile Dilly got owt her fayvrit video. She wantid to see how it lookt in her new hat.

THANKS, CHUCK, ELLIE AN JOLENE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Theez hats ar brillyent!!!!!!!!!!! Wat a grayte present!

Yu ar brillyent frends, so kind!


Anonymous said...

Wow Bob & Dilly got pressies from Chuck! I did too! Come see. I took a picture of them and posted it at my blog today.

Pat the Beat is eager for the Super Bowl his pic is up too.

Dilly said...

Dilly hat be best!
Dilly hat be best!
Dilly hat be best!


Hnarr hnarr hnarrr!


Meanie the baby dragon said...

Mee waft an waft ov picktowz ov Bob in hiz hat cuz it on backwoodz! hehehehe tun it uhwownd oh u be cawd uh dood oh gween hown. hehehhe Mee doh gwad u yikt duh pwezzeez! Now Bob an Dilly kan kum tu Wyoming an dee me in yo nu hatz!

Dilly said...

Hnarr hnarr!
Bob not wear hat rite way rownd!

That be funny!



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh deer!
OK I'll try it on the other way!
Yu mean the tie goze on the left?
Like Grayum had it?
Iz that rite?
Or do yu meen it goze widest from shoulder to shoulder?


Meanie the baby dragon said...

Nawt showduh to showduh! hehehhee

duh ti goz on duh weft!

Mee ben dingun Bonanzuh... wiff u Bob!

velvetginger said...

CUTE!!!!! I just had to come see!

Julie said...

Wow! Don't you look kewl! Grayt hats! (I didnt know it was bak to frunt eether!)

Stanley said...

Hey, Bobber!!

I LOVE your hat, man. That Chuck sure knows how to send a great present. You look like you were born a cowbear in that hat! I could totally hear the Bonanza theme while you were singing it.

I think cowbears can wear their hats any way they like. They are not bound by the strict code of conduct that cowBOYS are bound to. So, I say wear your hat however you like it, Bob!

I already told Dilly her hat was cool too. I think even *I* could watch CSI Miami if I could do it wearing her (or your) hat.

Goober love,

A.Bananna said...

ahhhh! love the hats! they are so so cute!!! chuck is a sweet baby dragon! :)

Ms. Creek said...

love that hat, now you can git 'er done!

(aunt ellie)

Phytheas said...

Gosh Bob, you look sooooo distinguised in a western kind of way! Perfect fit too.


(Adventures are still lacking round here.)

Ms. Creek said...

and it's not necessarily the side the tie goes on, but the shape of the hat. the wider part of the brim is in the back, narrower in front...

i love your singing! you should do it more often!

sandy said...

wow you two are stylin !!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I ownly jus fownd owt wat 'green horn' meens, yu cheeky dragon!!!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Aw, thanks! But remember, I may be cewt, but I am a Bear an therefor I also do feroshus... grr.



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Wat they don't kno is, I was faycing the uther way an spun rownd so farst the hat stayd faycing that way, so it LOOKT like I had it on bak-to-frunt but I never.



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yu wuddent reelly ware Dilly's hat wud yu? Even if it wernt VERY gerly indeed, I rekon it wud be a bit tickly.

As fer CSI, the best bit is the mewsik. Dilly plays air-gittar. Then Teddy an Spauldin told me that they play air-organ, an I thort, hey that's a good idea, an so now I play air-organ, an on CSI NY I get the best bit. Haha.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Chuck is very kind, an very cheeky as well! Duzz he hav a cowboy hat? I remember his blanket haz cowboys an nindians on it!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

(Arnt Ellie! Wow! Yu sined the card!)

Me an the other Bears hav been tryin owt sum line-darnsin allreddy. They say it's jus like another level ov syncronized sittin, reelly, sept wiv a wah-wah peddol.

:@D hehhehehe

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I am consernd that she issent keepin yu entertaynd down there! Wat's goin on?

Ar yu doin the RSPB bird wotch this weekend? Do yu ever rite enything mad on the list, like "Pelican!" jus to see if she notisses? now there's an idea....



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Hullo agen! HAHAHAHA

I luv singin, me. I like the chorus of Hey Jood. I can go on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on for hours.

Wun eevnin Mr Grumpy nex dor banged on the wall wile I waz singin my littol hart owt. I knew that ment he wantid MOR! So I did a rendishun ov Chitty Chitty Bang bang Bang Bang Bang BANG! as well.



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



an shhhwing!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I like the lok ov that Pat. He looks like a cool dood.


Asta said...

You look vewy dashing in youw hat...and dilly does look pwinsessy..gweat pwessie
smoochie kisses

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Asta!

Gosh, "dashing", huh?



THat's wat peepol say bowt James Bond! Hehehee!


Meanie the baby dragon said...

Bob! My yike u in yo nu hat, it dohnt mattow wut way u waow it az wong az u ah happee!