WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Aha! Another mistry solved....

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: yes: we played Hundersfield (full nayme: Hudders-field-ov-horse-poo) an we beet them 1 - 0 in the sekund to larst minit!!!! Three cheers fer Mummy's new bloo lukky pants!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes (do yu kno, she tryd to sneak off wivowt me? Scandaluss...)
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Overall Score: 8.609786259841654 (ish) /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well, m'dears. I've been doin a bit mor mewsin, an now that I've got me own keebord to darnse across, I can let yu in on wat I've diskuverd.

It's like this, yu see....

Daddy is teechin the 7 yr olds all abowt Egypshuns at the moment, so weev had lots ov books arownd the howse wiv goldy marsks an pointy bildings on the frunt covers. LOTSA them.
Dilly got kwite tayken by the stuff abowt the Nile Crocodiles, but I cuddent find enything abowt Bears. Cats, lots of cats. An a few jackals. Even a hippo or three. But no Bears. So my attenshun wonderd to the TV an Lo! Hoo shud be on but Stephen Fry in his quiz, QI.

Well! Blow my beads an call me Vincent! Yu'll never gess wat they wer talkin abowt! -PANTS!!!

An not jus eny pants, but THONGS!

(No, I don't mean them funny shooes yu clip on a toe, David. I mean nearly-pants, as feecherd on my Pants Identity Wallchart.)

Ahhh... tis a delite to be abol to post it agen! Heer it is, this time wiv the "thong" hi-lited, fer eez ov refrence.

An wat, pray, wer they diskussin, abowt the minnychorist's dreem ov undergarment? WELL! It terns owt that it waz the Egypshuns hoo ferst wor them! Woohooo!!!! Jus wen yu think a subjekt haz dryd up, yu strike gold!

NOW! I rekkon this solvs wun ov the werld's grayte mistrys: naymely, wy on erth did the Egypshuns walk like that?

Study this pikcher.....

The walk seems a tad eksentrik at ferst, till yu bear in mind that they hav a thong up the bottom. NOW the walk is perfikly understandabol!

I am very pleezd to be abol to publish this diskuvry, as sum people try very hard to do the Egypshun Walk. Sum eevn tayke clarssis speshly, jus to try to be abol to do it. Heer's a pic ov wun such clarss I fownd on Googol:

Think ov the time an effort they cud sayve, if they jus put on a thong!

HEHEHEHEHEHE!

Insidently, if yu don't kno the TV program QI, heer is a clip ov it that I fownd on You Tube. It issent the episode I menshund, but a fella calld Sean duzz do a bit ov an Egypshun walk towards the end ov it!

Bye fer now!

13 comments:

david mcmahon said...

Bob, you always bring a smile to my face.

That is a great graphic, easy to follow and very laugh-inducing.

So Daddy's teaching kids about Egyptians, but what's (I just HAD to say this) ``mummy'' up to? Say hello to her for me.

Ms. Creek said...

i love our chart!

Cassidy said...

That chart be funny! Me likes to steal underwear and run around with it. Socks be OK, but pants be better!

Nibbles
Cassidy x

katydidnot said...

that chart is really something.

CHEWY said...

Your chart is very educational.

dyslexicimp said...

Hi Bob, you can do wonders with a chart like that!

VP said...

Heh heh heh heh!

I see you know a suspiciously large amount about pants - you've been peeking at mummy and daddy haven't you?

A.Bananna said...

you are smart bob!I would have never been able to draw all those pants! LOL.

Asta said...

Bob
I don't know why anyone would bothew to go anywhewe else fow theiw facts, when you explain evewything so pawfectly..I nevew evew knew that about the Egyptians..I did wondew if they got a cwick in theiw neck fwom that position...I love youw chawt, thank you fow posting it again..my Stanley is unable to wite but sends his love!
smoochie kisses
Asta

Spaulding T. and Teddy T. said...

Bob, almost fergot! Since you watch The Simpsons, do you remember the time they went to Rio De Gin-air-O, and Homer put on some speedos?! The way he wore them made them look like guy thongs -- sorta.

Ted and Spauld said...

Ohhh, this is silly! Our first message didn't go thru! Just wanted you to check out our snow sculpture of bears on our journal. It only snowed an inch, then rained that afternoon, so washed everything away. We didn't have much time to work on it, so what do you think?

John-Michael said...

Ahhh, the clouds of ignorance give way to the fresh breezes of understanding and enlightenment. 'Tis wiser I am than before I was.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo David!

Hehehe! Mummy is restin her left hand an rist. She haz them strapt up. But she is still doin lots ov walkin, but mor on that another day!


Ms Creek,

Wy thank yu. It maykes an exslent wall chart. I'm thinkin ov sellin it to Nashunal Geografik.


Cassidy,

Oh yes, Pants ar in a much hyer leeg than soks. Yu wuddent want to play arownd much wiv daddy's pants enyway, eevn arfter they've bin washt they tend to stand up on their own.


katydidnot

Did not wat? Hullo! How do yu gerls get a towel to stay on yer hed like that? I keep arskin Mumm but she jus larfs at me.


Chewy,

I wonder if Daddy will tayke it into clarss for the wall display. Mmm. I'm gonna arsk him.


Dyslexicimp,

Yes but not as much as I cud do wiv the pants!


vp,

Wa-heyyy! Yes, I giv them all a regular good frolickin.


a.bananna,

Tis a hobby ov mine.


Asta,

Ahhhhh mor Asta smoochie kisses...hehehehe...yu tikkol! I'm sorry to heer Stanley still issent rite in the paw. Bear hugs bein sent. Hope heez bak to his bownsin self soon.


Teddy an Spaulding,

I reemember that episode! HAHAHAHAHAH! Ooo I'll nip over to yors in a minit an see yor Snow Bears. I do enjoy a good Snow Bear.


john-michael,

Yu seem to appryshyate fresh breezes. I hope this duzz not meen yu forego pants. :@)