- Gills: yes: we played Hundersfield (full nayme: Hudders-field-ov-horse-poo) an we beet them 1 - 0 in the sekund to larst minit!!!! Three cheers fer Mummy's new bloo lukky pants!
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: yes (do yu kno, she tryd to sneak off wivowt me? Scandaluss...)
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
- Overall Score: 8.609786259841654 (ish) /10
Well! Blow my beads an call me Vincent! Yu'll never gess wat they wer talkin abowt! -PANTS!!!
Ahhh... tis a delite to be abol to post it agen! Heer it is, this time wiv the "thong" hi-lited, fer eez ov refrence.
An wat, pray, wer they diskussin, abowt the minnychorist's dreem ov undergarment? WELL! It terns owt that it waz the Egypshuns hoo ferst wor them! Woohooo!!!! Jus wen yu think a subjekt haz dryd up, yu strike gold!
NOW! I rekkon this solvs wun ov the werld's grayte mistrys: naymely, wy on erth did the Egypshuns walk like that?
Study this pikcher.....
The walk seems a tad eksentrik at ferst, till yu bear in mind that they hav a thong up the bottom. NOW the walk is perfikly understandabol!
I am very pleezd to be abol to publish this diskuvry, as sum people try very hard to do the Egypshun Walk. Sum eevn tayke clarssis speshly, jus to try to be abol to do it. Heer's a pic ov wun such clarss I fownd on Googol:
Think ov the time an effort they cud sayve, if they jus put on a thong!
Insidently, if yu don't kno the TV program QI, heer is a clip ov it that I fownd on You Tube. It issent the episode I menshund, but a fella calld Sean duzz do a bit ov an Egypshun walk towards the end ov it!
Bye fer now!