WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Fabuloss Bayker Bear Biskits

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes: walkt there wiv Mummy. She haz a MP3 player now, so we hav wun ear-plug eech an jog along in time to The Travelling Willberrys.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: wy, 10, ov course /10
  • Day Score: 7.8951000001 /10

The other nite Daddy had mayde a cup ov tea fer evrywun an Mummy sed, "Hmmmm, wat that needs is an oaty biskit!". So she went to the biskit barrel but fownd ownly crums. Not shor how that happend but Grayum had crums down the frunt ov his jumper an waz lookin pritty shifty. Trubbol wiv old Bears is that wen yu arsk them if they kno enything abowt missin biskits, they pertend to hav memry loss an jus arsk yu wat a biskit is.

Never mind. Bob to the reskew. I wanderd owt in the kitchen an climed the shelvs an chekt the ingreedients:

90g or 3 1/2 oz rolled oats -chek
150g or 5 oz holemeal flowr -chek
225g or 8 oz soft lite brown shoogar - chek
65g or 2 1/2 oz desicaytid coconut - chek
100g or 4 oz margareen - chek
2 taybolspoons ov hunny - mmmmmm chek!
1/2 teespoon bicarb ov soda - chek

So off I went to werk, maykin yummy biskits. Heer's how, if yu want to, too:

Heat the uven up to 180c/350f/Gas 4.

Mix up oats, flowr, shoogar an coconut in a big bowl.

Melt the margareen an hunny in a small pan.

Mix the bicarb ov soda wiv 1 teespoon ov warter an stir it into the hunny an margareen stikky mixcher. Yum. Add to the oaty mixcher.

Then either drop teespoons ov the mixcher onto baykin trays, an spayse them owt an splodge them into rownd shaypes, or fill up a whole tray like I did, an get yor Mummy to scor lines into it wiv a big nife.

Put them in the uven fer abowt 20 minits, but sit on a chaire by the door an keep an eye on them. Yu'll need to get Mummy to tern the tray rownd harf way throo.

This is mine arfter they wer cookt:

An this is mine arfter we had startid to eet them:

If yu do them thik enuff they ar a bit like flapjaks at ferst, bit chewy, wich is nise as it adds a bit ov intrest for a thortful Bear as he partaykes. Put them sumware air-proof wen they're cool. The longer they ar there, the crunchyer they get. By day 4 yu need to dunk them or suk them or brake a tooth. Hehheeeee. They're yum!

Bye fer now!


Phytheas said...

Bob, you should be on Master Chef (it's the final tonight - I think they'd all be a lot calmer with a bear in the kitchen).

Just thought I should pop by to say hello - "hello". Sorry I haven't been around too much lately, still can't get the JCBinC to let me on the computer. What do you do?


Chalkhills Collective said...



John-Michael said...

Ohhhhhhhh, now I see! You mean COOKIES! [big ol Yank grin]

Asta said...

Those look amazingly yummie! Thank you fow shawing the recpee..Gwayum pwobably has a big gwin on his face as a give away, hehehe
smoochie kisses

San said...

Oh Bob, you're making me hungry!

I love the texture of coconut. And the texture of oats. And the taste of honey...I'm salivating and I don't have a cookie nearby. Woe is me.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Phyth!
Wat do I do? Well I jus claymed the new laptop for meself, that's all. The keybord's flatter, eesier to darnse across an type wiv me feet.

But I still dident get on heer till arfter midnite tonite. Hurrumpf! Daddy waz playin gaymes on it fer 6 hours.

Onnistly, they just don't appryshyate we Bears hav sponsibilitys.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


They ar delish!

Mummy sez they're a bit sweet fer her, so wen she duzz them she puts in less shoogar. But I like them sweet! I miss shoogar- Daddy stopt puttin shoogar in his tea larst yeer so I hav to mayke me own now. No good sippin his. Yeauck.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


HAHAHA! Yeah, cookies! I put in both types ov measurements so peepol in Merryka cud cuk them, but fergot yu call them cookies! Hehehe! Sorry!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


He duzzent reelly hav a grin, he duzz hav a biskit-shaypt lump up the frunt ov his jumper tho.

Hehehehe oh yor smoochie kisses always mayke me go tingly!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Do yu hav a Bear hoo cud get in that kitchen an treet yu to sum? They're very kwik an eesy to mayke. An the mess is delishus.


Stanley said...

Hey, Bobber!

You never cease to amaze me, buddy, but then again, why should I be surprised at your multi-talented bear self? You're a renaissance bear for sure. (Has any she-bear scooped you up for herself yet?)

Sorry I haven't been around. I'm still busy helping my hoogirl with her thesis. I'll try to stop by from time to time.

Any chance you'll be going into business as the baking bear of Britain?

Goober love & sweet smooches,

BumbleVee said...

Oh, good for you Bob.... doing a bit of baking... why not come for a visit and you can play in my kitchen too? 'course... I don't have a gram scale yet... ... and it's not even ounces ... . it's cups, 1/2 cups, 1/3 cups.. 1/4 cups... etc...I am going to get me a scale darn it.

ps... your snowbear melted...it got up to +14C yesterday!! .. ..won't last though..too early. The robins are not even back yet.

Calamity Jane said...

Hi Bob! Surely your tea was cold by the time you'd finished making them? ;-)

Harry said...

Seriously, would they even last 4 days to reach tooth breaking capabilities?

Toodle pip
Harry x

Edmund (the explorer) Nesbitt said...

I watched master Chef last night. I was staying at Argument Cottage. It was great! I am back home now, getting to know Percival!

A.Bananna said...

yummy! those look really good! I bet you are great in the kitchen! next time make a video so we can all see you make them!! I just love your videos!!!

Basically Bears said...

I must say Bob those biscuits looked exceedingly yummy.
Does your paw ever slip when you are pourung in the honey? I rather think mine would. Teehee.

Alex L said...

Their anzac bikkies bob. We have them all the time, thier ace when they are fresh from the oven.

i beati said...

Thjere is no end to your vast array of talents Bob wow !!

Shrinky said...

My Bob, what a lucky mummy you have (I take it you cleared everything up after you, too?).

Hope you hid them from greyum?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Heheheh! No, but I'm very keen on Lisa Simpson. I'm sayvin myself fer her.


I'm sorry to hear about the snowbear. I shall hav to put his pikcher up as a tribewt. He was luvly.

Calamity Jane,

No, I newkt it in the microwayve!


Ownly just, an ownly if yu hide them proply!


Good Lor! I havent eevn had tome to come over an meet Percival yet! I shall hav to attend to this pronto!

Basically Bears,

Yes, that's wun ov the best bits cos yu get to suk it off yor paw agen! Heheheh!

Alex L,

Yeah that's rite! Anzacs! They're well yum! Glad yu've got them!

I beati!

Hullo! Wy thank yu! (blush)


It is not my folt if I carnt reech the sink. I'm ownly littol!!!