- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: yes: Daddy left me sum spendin munny wen he went away, so I spent it on pants (bloo) an choklit biskits (brown).
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 they wernt expektin that /10
- Day Score: 7.956176853597816/10
Well heer ar the fotoes ov Mulligan's larst few hours wiv us. He travold to Ireland wiv Daddy on Wendzday an haz gon to liv wiv Granny-Ireland. Mulligan is kwite old an likes golf an waz lookin fer sumware to retire whare he can sleep, eet soda bred wiv hunny on top, an play golf. Granny-Ireland duzz golf, maykes soda bred, an haz lots ov cumfy chaires, so we thort that she wud be an ace adopter for him......
Ferstly I rote a Letter Ov Intrerdukshun for him to giv to Granny. It waz in my best paw-wrytin:
Next, we had the offishul groop-foto:
"Com on!" sed Mulligan, "That's too hard to sit on!"
Sumwun showtid "Bear Bundol !!!!" an we awl huggd.
Hold on! Wat's Mulligan seen?
A raynebow had come into the room to joyne in wiv us!
........thare waz wun on the seeling, too.
Next we helpt Mulli find his ID for the playne:
I helpt Mulli settol down in Daddy's soootcayse.... I mayde shor he had sum cleen pants to snuggol up in:
.........a box ov choklits an sum intrestin readin fer the jerney:
...an the letter ov intrerdukshun:
I've spoken to Daddy on the fone since, an he sez that Mulli iz settlin in kwite well. He haz allreddy fownd the biskits. (Mulli, not Daddy. Tho he wazent far behind.)
Wen Granny got up fer brekfust yesterday mornin, she fownd Mulligan sittin in her playse at the kitchen tabol wiv his letter. She sed she waz very pleezd he had come to stay an haz fownd a compartment for him in her golf bag, so he is hopin to get a few rownds in soon. Daddy sed he will tayke a few pikchers befor he comes home tomorro...
I'm shor heel be fine. Snff. Snnnffff snfffff sf.
Bye fer now!
Farewell, Mulligan Tyre!