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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Bear intro: Ted

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no- but today weer playin Carlisle an they ar pritty good, so pleeez ware yor lukiest bloo pants for us!!! It's very important. If we looz it cud meen we go down a leegue next seeson. An that will meen we hav to play peepol like Akrington Stanley. (Hoo ar Akrington Stanley? -Well preecisely!!! Wah!!!)
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, but I had my ride in the trolley cut short by a 'helpful' employee hoo took it away. Poo.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 ha!/10
  • Day Score: 7.549166560000000001 /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I wud like to intrerdewss wun ov my Bear reeders to yu today. This is Ted. Ted livs wiv Cherrypie. This is him on a trip to Northumberland. Cherrypie sez that he duzz ESP, so he must hav sum very speshol beads in his hed.

Gosh, I do like that scarf!

I think he looks like a cheery chap, wun hooed be grayte fun to kno!

I think he wud be the Bear to kno at a piknik, as he looks like he is good at gettin the caykes, an he cud get wun ov thoze good wuns from the other side ov the cloth for yu. Don't yu find that at pikniks? That the best caykes ar always on the far side ov the cloth?

Yu all sit down wile the food is got owt an yor all worreed that yu'll get the salad put over by yor spot but yu try not to show it. Insted, yu engayge in lite conversayshun abowt the wether, or that luvly tree over there, or waz that a robin or a blakberd yu jus herd. But all the time yu keep an eye on wat's goin whare.

An no matter whare yu sit, the best caykes -an even the trifol- ends up on the other side from yu.

The best thing to do is resist sittin wiv yor frends all together. Arraynge it so that yu an yor frends ar evenly playst rownd the cloth. That way, wun ov the best caykes -or even the trifol- is bownd to end up in frunt of wun ov yu, an yu can pertend that yu ar jus leenin over to talk to yor frend -an pik up a bit ov cayke at the sayme time!!

This Bear, Ted, he looks like he haz got the system down to a fine art. Ov corse, wiv his ESP skills, heed kno whare the best playse to sit wud be even befor the caykes wer owt ov the barsket! Ah yes. Yu'd be shor ov a bit ov best cayke -or even trifol- if yu went to a piknik wiv him as yor frend!

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Do yu hav a Bear yu'd like me to intrerdewss on heer? Send me his foto an I'll do a post on him (or her. Gerl Bears ar ok too.)

Bye fer now!


22 comments:

Shrinky said...

Oh Bob,

you are such a fountain of wisdom, I've taken notes, not that it'll do much good - usually all the cakes and good stuff I ever pack somehow mysteriously disappears somewhere between leaving home and getting to the picnic spot.. the strange thing is, none of my kids ever seem to know what happened, either.

Shrinky said...

ps. I loved the comment you left on my post (grin)

CherryPie said...

He looks cute on his adventure ;-) He does love adventures, his latest was the train one a few weeks ago!

Ted says you know him so well :-)and says thanks for putting his picture on your blog. He would like to know if his scarf works like bloo pants? He is looking forward to going on a picnic with you and maybe you could both sneak inside the picnic basket...

He does like to share, so if he got the best bits of cake and chocolate you would be sure to get some too!

Bye for now from Ted and me :-)

CHEWY said...

Very good picnic advice. What do we do about ants on the picnic blanket?

Sandy Kessler said...

Hey Ted Bob did a grayt job of getting us to know you.. Sandy not a bear always wearing blue for Bob abd Sebrinbyjg !!!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Hello to Ted, who looks like an outdory sort of bear, rather like that RayMears bear, an expert in being outside He's always havin picnics. Definately a bear to have on your team when the going gets tuff.
(Ackrington Stanley lives down our road, at number 43!).

Turbo the Sibe said...
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Turbo the Sibe said...

I messed the link up on my last post. Here's a link of picture ofme that I've made in your honor. What do you think?

Stanley said...

Bob!

Ted DOES look like a fun kind of fellow to know, and one bear who has his eating priorities straight.

I'm still trying to find all of the bears around here. Seems my girl has hidden them all from me for some reason. I'll keep you posted.

Goober love,
STanley

No Cool Story said...

So I'm not crazy! I never get to sit by the cakes, or worse, I rarely get in time for the cakes and all good eats.
Ted does look like a cheery chap :) Hi Ted!

Did you know I love soccer? I do!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Shrinky!!!

That is a mistry indeed, abowt the goodies disappearin on root. Hmm... ar there eny Bears in the car? Navigaytors on the dashbord, for exampol, or reverse-navigaytors (yewsful if yu get lost) in the reer windo? I'd chek them for crums if I wer yu nex time! HEHEHEH!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cheryypie,

Oh yes, a bloo scarf will werk like bloo pants. Warin enything bloo helps. Pants ar jus the most powerful.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

we yewszerly tayke Dilly along, cos she likes bugs an will eet eny that invayde the piknik. Ants ar a taysty ontray, apparently, tho she prefers a jooosy beetol.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy,

thank yu for yor bloo-warin loyalty!!!!

Nose hugs!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Ah! So that's hoo Akrington Stanley is!! HEHEHEHEH!!!!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Turbo, that is a fantstik foto! HEHEHEEE! Thank yu so much for taykin the time to do that! HAHAHAH! I hope yor nose haz recuverd!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

Goodness!

Hav yu considerd that maybe all the BEars ar spys, an that yu carnt find them cos they hav got yu as a speshol mishun?

I'd watch that if I wer yu. Hav yu ever herd yor Ma say enything along the lines ov "I wonder wat he gets up to wen weer not heer?"

If so, they may be spyin on YU!!!!!

Wen yu find them, mayke shor yu inspekt their ears!

:@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

No Cool Story,

Ah! Now yu kno to tayke a few Bears along wiv yu nex time! HEHEH!

Do yu hav a team that yu like best?

:@}

Cassidy said...

Mummy only has one bear, he be an Easyjet bear and he be up really high so me can't steal him, especially after me stealed her Bapuss a while ago, and he now suddenly has no eyes or nose. Me assured her the two no be connected, but she no believes me!

Nibbles
Cassidy x

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cassidy,

I beleev yu! But yu hav to admit, it duzz sownd a bit suspishuss!!!!

:@D

CherryPie said...

Ted says: Hi Bob I have enjoyed meeting all your friends. You have got me in the mood for a nice picnic, especially as it has been so sunny today!

Stardust said...

Hey Bob! Red my replie on ' EARS '?

Sorrie deer. I can't give yu my Bear's photo, dough I reeeaaallly wunted to. He's shy. It'll be a shorck too much fer him.

Next time, maybe...

Thanks on yur piknik tips! I'll trie dem owt! =D