- Gills: no- but today weer playin Carlisle an they ar pritty good, so pleeez ware yor lukiest bloo pants for us!!! It's very important. If we looz it cud meen we go down a leegue next seeson. An that will meen we hav to play peepol like Akrington Stanley. (Hoo ar Akrington Stanley? -Well preecisely!!! Wah!!!)
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: yes, but I had my ride in the trolley cut short by a 'helpful' employee hoo took it away. Poo.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 ha!/10
- Day Score: 7.549166560000000001 /10
I think he looks like a cheery chap, wun hooed be grayte fun to kno!
I think he wud be the Bear to kno at a piknik, as he looks like he is good at gettin the caykes, an he cud get wun ov thoze good wuns from the other side ov the cloth for yu. Don't yu find that at pikniks? That the best caykes ar always on the far side ov the cloth?
Yu all sit down wile the food is got owt an yor all worreed that yu'll get the salad put over by yor spot but yu try not to show it. Insted, yu engayge in lite conversayshun abowt the wether, or that luvly tree over there, or waz that a robin or a blakberd yu jus herd. But all the time yu keep an eye on wat's goin whare.
An no matter whare yu sit, the best caykes -an even the trifol- ends up on the other side from yu.
The best thing to do is resist sittin wiv yor frends all together. Arraynge it so that yu an yor frends ar evenly playst rownd the cloth. That way, wun ov the best caykes -or even the trifol- is bownd to end up in frunt of wun ov yu, an yu can pertend that yu ar jus leenin over to talk to yor frend -an pik up a bit ov cayke at the sayme time!!
This Bear, Ted, he looks like he haz got the system down to a fine art. Ov corse, wiv his ESP skills, heed kno whare the best playse to sit wud be even befor the caykes wer owt ov the barsket! Ah yes. Yu'd be shor ov a bit ov best cayke -or even trifol- if yu went to a piknik wiv him as yor frend!
Do yu hav a Bear yu'd like me to intrerdewss on heer? Send me his foto an I'll do a post on him (or her. Gerl Bears ar ok too.)
Bye fer now!