- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Ha! /10
- Day Score: 7/10
i.beati arskt me the uther day to explayne my "uther ear". So I told her I wud do a speshol post fer her abowt it.
But I had Mummy tayke this foto speshly to show I hav both ears:
Thing is, yu can tell alot abowt a furry person jus by lookin at 'em. As yu probly kno by now, realness is all in the kneez. If yor Bear haz kneez, he is real. Utherwise he just a teddy. Teddys wer inventid for small children to carfter wile they ar goin throo the chewy* stayge. They ar trayning devices, reelly. Yu wuddent want to expose a REAL Bear to such dayngers as teething an poo-filld pants. (Hehehehe.) So they hav teddys till they ar old enuff for the hewge responsibility ov adoptin a Bear.
Enyway. Next, the ears. Kwite simply, if yu hav wun ear forward an wun ear bak yu ar reddy for all evenchewalitys. For this reeson, if yor furry person is a spy, he will definitly hav his ears this way.
Now heer ar the arnsers. See how yu got on!
from left to rite:
me- yes; Daddy Windowsill Bear- yes; LBBBJ- no; Mummy Windowsill Bear- yes; Dilly- yor gess is as good as mine; Sam- possibly; Grayum-no.
I hope this explaynes things. Now, go chek yor Bears.
Pleez remember that yor Bear carnt tell yu hoo he is a spy FOR, or heel hav to kill yu.
Bye fer now!
*I don't meen this Chewy, wich is an artist, not a stayge.