WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, March 28, 2008


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Ha! /10
  • Day Score: 7/10


i.beati arskt me the uther day to explayne my "uther ear". So I told her I wud do a speshol post fer her abowt it.

I normally look like this:

But I had Mummy tayke this foto speshly to show I hav both ears:
Thing is, yu can tell alot abowt a furry person jus by lookin at 'em. As yu probly kno by now, realness is all in the kneez. If yor Bear haz kneez, he is real. Utherwise he just a teddy. Teddys wer inventid for small children to carfter wile they ar goin throo the chewy* stayge. They ar trayning devices, reelly. Yu wuddent want to expose a REAL Bear to such dayngers as teething an poo-filld pants. (Hehehehe.) So they hav teddys till they ar old enuff for the hewge responsibility ov adoptin a Bear.

Enyway. Next, the ears. Kwite simply, if yu hav wun ear forward an wun ear bak yu ar reddy for all evenchewalitys. For this reeson, if yor furry person is a spy, he will definitly hav his ears this way.

Now. Tayke a look at this groop foto, tayken larst nite. See if yu can spot hoo mite be a spy:


Now heer ar the arnsers. See how yu got on!

from left to rite:

me- yes; Daddy Windowsill Bear- yes; LBBBJ- no; Mummy Windowsill Bear- yes; Dilly- yor gess is as good as mine; Sam- possibly; Grayum-no.

I hope this explaynes things. Now, go chek yor Bears.


Pleez remember that yor Bear carnt tell yu hoo he is a spy FOR, or heel hav to kill yu.

Bye fer now!

*I don't meen this Chewy, wich is an artist, not a stayge.


A.Bananna said...

CUTE! I always thought that your ear was that way because of all the love you have recieved. I have a bear who is all worn out because of all the love over the years. He is even missing his nose. LOL.

Anyways...I am so glad you cleared the air about your ear...now we know you are a spy! :) hope you have a great weekend!

Anonymous said...

And I'm glad you explained about the "chewy stage". I didn't think I was a "stage".

i beati said...

Really ready for eventuallitys huh?Maybe this weekend will be a good spying weekend. Loved your comments and Sweetheart especially liked the scratch under the chin, yes the white cat with the tumor is Sebastian and is my new cat next week. His famiily doesn't want him after 6 years!!Evie the cat is trying to rip your other ear right through the screen. what magnetism +you have!!Sandy not a bear--Thank you for clearing up the ear classifications.love the art site.!!!Happy weekend!!

Ms. Creek said...

i bet you are, chewy! lol

Well, Bob, that's quite interesting to read about bears ears. I will be sure to take note of that!

CherryPie said...

That was a good explanation :-)

I can see Ted isn't a spy but he is good at ESP ;-)

No Cool Story said...

-Real bears have noses.
-Spy bears are ready for eventualities.

Thanks Bob, great explanantion :) Now I know how to tell real bears and spy bears!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Ah ha! That explains so much!

Stanley said...


Thanks for another informative post on bear-o-pology (not to be confused with it's lesser-known cousin, anthropology). Do you have your PhBear? Dr. Bob. It has a nice ring to it.

My girl has been reluctant to check the spy status of her bears. You see, she knows they're real, and she is afraid that if she discovers they are, indeed, spies, then she will be overcome with curiosity and tickle them until they tell her ALL ABOUT WHO THEY'RE SPYING FOR! And, then, of course, they'd have to kill her.

So, I'm going on my own to check out our bears. I'll let you know what I find.

Goober love,

Alex L said...

I can't imagine Dilly would be a spy, she seems a little impetuous... don't tell her I said that will you Bob.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yor Bear 's noze mite be worn down from playin "Bear! Not-a-bear!" ware yews ov the noze is an integrol part. Heheee! Hope yu hav a grate weekend too. I;m goin to see Gillingham play. I hope we win or weel be in trubbol. :@~



I thort I'd betta poynt that owt. I wuddent want to imply that bein yor frend is just a Chewy stayge. WIch it issent! :@}


i beati,

Ah! I'm glad yu adoptid the not-well cat. Sebastian is a noball nayme (that duzzent mean he has to hav the chop). I think his originol famly ar mean an narsty. Granny's cats had their 15th berfday larst Sunday. They both hav illnusses but weed never giv up on them. YU need to care for them mor wen they're not well, not less!! Seb's famly dident get that.
Hav a grayte weekend, cat-reskewer!! :@}


Ms Creek,

Yes, an be shor to chek owt all yor furrys. They may be watchin yu an taykin note.... hehehe :@}



WOW! Ted duzz ESP??? WOW! He must hav speshol beads in his hed! :@D


No Cool Story,

No no no! Not NOZES!!! KNEEZ!!! Hehehehee! Real Bears hav KNEEZ!!! They do hav nozes, too, that's a poynt. But so do Teddys. No. REAL Bears hav KNEEZ. They're good fer darnsin, kneez ar. HEHEHEEE. :@D



Yu see wat I mean abowt yor ansester now? In his foto wun ear looks desydidly slantid. ;@}



Feer not! We ar trayned to withstand tickol-torcher. Daddy tryd it on me the uther day, in fakt. Mummy had hidden sum new choklit biskits an he thort he cud tickol me into tellin him whare they wer. All he sukseedid in doin waz maykin me pee on the sofa. I did warn him. I sed, "NO, DADDY! I'LL PEE! I'LL PEE!" in between my larfin. But he dident lissen. So I peed. His falt. So don't worry bowt them killin yor Ma. I'm shor the werst that will happen is that sheel get wet an warm, cos weer trayned to withstand it,yu see ;@}

Let me kno wat yu diskuver!


Alex L,

I sharnt menshun it! Hehehee! I carnt see eny ears on her at all, so it's hard to tell. She duzz hav
350 degree vizun tho. It wud be 360 degrees, but her eyebrows get in the way. SO sheed be a very good lookowt. She sleeps wiv her eys open, too. Puts the wind up me a bit, that duzz. :@}

Nose hugs!!

BumbleVee said...

oooooh....I'll hafta be careful from now on when I am doctoring bears then...don't want to change any appearances if they are meant to be that way. YIkes...I could change them for life if I get it wrong...

Chalkhills Collective said...

You're such a cool bear Bob!

How do you tell spy bears from non-spy bears when they're wearing a hat?


Stardust said...

Hullo Bob,

I'm glad fer yu dat yu have so many friends around yu, some spies, some not. It's a lot of fun, isn't it? Dis post is farn!

I dun't have a teddy bear, but... hmm... my husband's nickname is ' Honey Bear ' or ' Bear ' in short. I hug him to sleep. Does he count in your company dough he's not furry eniwey?