Pooey Politishuns an Cuddly Muppets!
Weekend's scores:
- Gills: lost 4-0 to Hartlepool. (That second "L" there is silent.)
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: bit bizzy. An Sam shudda known this. So it dident cownt wen he got me. Or in fakt he dident get me, cos it duzzent cownt. /10
- Overall Score: 7.6859526310000001/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
I'va had a email from 10 Downin Street that maykes me think they jus don't tayke disrispekt ov Bears seeriossly:
From:
10 Downing Street
(number10@petitions.pm.gov.uk)
Sent:
10 March 2008 10:00:21
I'm sorry to inform you that your petition has been rejected.
Your petition was classed as being in the following category:* Intended to be humorous, or has no point about government policy.
What the??????? Intendid to be hewmeruss???? This is a seerioss ishoo!!!
They say I hav 4 weeks to rewerd it. I'll get my Unkol Dayve on the fone. Heez a loyyer....
*****
Meenwile, look at this! HAHAHA!
| You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew |
 You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab. And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician. But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker! "Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute." |
Take the The Muppet Personality Test
Wat muppet wer yu??
I bet Dilly's Miss Piggy...
Bye fer now!
30 comments:
I think you shuld go to the Yuropean Parleement next!
I am Kermit the frog! LOL
me too...another frog here... well, I do have some French heritage..so what did I expect? hahahha.....
I ignore politics like the plague... "pooey" is a much kinder word for bowel contents than I use to describe them.
I'm Animal, but strangely had the nickname rowlf at university, where I also won a kermit the frog puppet for dancing to The Funky Gibbon...
When my brother was younger his nickname was "Fozzie Bear".
I'm Kermit. It's not easy being green.
Well, that's charming, that is - I'm Miss Piggy, (bloomin' cheek, I've a good mind to Karate chop them).
Anyhows, I only came over to give you a nose hug (I've just read what you said over at David's site). Ah, lil' bear, I wish there were more of you in this old world. (Consider yourself hugged, as well) xx
Awww, sorry. They obviously don't understand bear issues.
Hey, I'm also Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. Weird.
Julie,
Good idea! Or the UN! Hahah!
:@}
Bumblevee....
Mummy's niknayme yeers ago waz Kermit!!
vp
Yu darnst to the Funky Gibbon? Hehehe! I luv darnsin, me. Congratchewlayshuns on yor prize frog. Do yu still hav him?
:@}
Chewy,
I waz hopin to come owt as Fozzie BEar in this meself!
It's not eezy livin WIV green..
Shrinky,
weez ownly small an can get in an hide in all sorts ov neeshes. There ar mor ov us abowt then yu think. Heheheheee.....
:@D
I am Fozzie bear. :)
No Cool Story
No, they jus don't tayke it seeriossly.
I've jus bin over to yor playse. I like that skwirrol pic. :@}
I'm Bunsen Honeydew aswell. It figures (although I think i'm more like the Swedish Chef - mork mork mork!)
Well, get to rewording, bob!
i was some muppet creature that i've never seen before, and i don't think dilly is miss piggy, she has a short nose!
If I could I'd sign your petition Bob, maybe you need to grease some of the palms of your government, just to set things in motion. Maybe some fresh pants would do the trick.
Hey, Bob!
Those politicians are all stinkin' boobs. Maybe if you try sending them some chocolate peanuts...
I don't know about Dilly, but *I* am Miss Piggy! Personally, I think she has more hair than I do, but who am I to argue with Muppets?
Goober love & smooches,
Stanley
I am Dr. Honeydew also- move opver Prime Minister
Me be Kermie Wermie!
Me can't believe the silly politicians rejected your petition. Me hope your uncle can help you make them see sense.
Nibbles
Cassidy x
I most certainly do still have him - along with an Emu of the Rod Hull variety...
I took the quiz over at Chuck's. I'm the Swedish chef. No one gets me.
10 Downing Street doesn't get you, Bob, and that's a tragedy.
a.bannana, I wantid to be Fozzie Bear! I like his hat!
Lynda
Mork mork mork!
(always wonderd how they spelt that!)
:@D
Ms Creek, yes but at leest yu carnt see Dilly's nostrils. Yu can see rite up Miss Piggy's. It's kwite off-puttin, I find, to see sumwun's jumblin bogeys wile yor talkin to them.
Alex,
I am absoloootly CONVINST that all politishuns need new pants. It's wy they ar so grouchy wiv evrywun. In fakt, watch the budget today. The higher that eagle bloke puts up taxes, the mor desprit his pant dror. It's sour grapes, I tell yer.
i beati
Well hi there, namesake!
Cassidy,
Ha! My Mummy cayme owt as Kermit too, wich is funny, cos that waz her niknayme wen she werkt in Lundun yeers ago- an sumwun from there got in tutch the other day from Frends ReUTD an sed "Hello Kermit!"
VP
Mummy always wantid wun ov those, but insted ov buyin her wun, her Granny mayde her wun. It dident look mutch like Emu.
Lookt mor like a partikewlarly dim pigeon.
I kno, I've seen the fotoes...
Ahhh San,
I think I get yu.
Well almost.
The bit I get is very nice tho. An I'm shor the rest is harmless.
Hehehe.
:@}
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