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I've bin bizzy....I fownd owt that yu can go to the website ov 10 Downing Street, ware the Prime Minister livs, an set up petishuns.
WOW!So it just had to be dun, dident it?
-I set up a petishun to get Charmin to stop puttin images ov Bears on their toylit payper!!It haz to be approovd ferst, so it issent on the site at the moment. Sum byorrokrat sumware iz deelin wiv it.
I got Mummy to type it for me as I dident think they'd understand Bear English. Heer is the text ov it:
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to stop Charmin making toilet paper with BEARS on it as it is demeaningto Bears. Charmin employs Bears to poo in the woods and use Toilet Paper that has images of themselves embossed onto it. This is thoroughly disrespectful to Bears! Imagine if you had to wipe your bums with your own family photo's! Let's get them to stop this terrible abuse! I have even sent them an alternativedesign. COme and sign the petition! STOP THE INSULTS TO BEARS! DON'T WIPE YOUR BUM ON PICTURES OF MY COUSINS!!!
If yu havent seen my preevious posts on theez terribol reprobaytes, clik heer (my emails to them an their reply), heer (my propozed new desine for their toylet payper) an heer (my letter to them). Let's yunite an stop this abews ov Bears!!!
Bye fer now!