- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes- Marge had plastik sergerry an got her boobies mayde extra large. I bet she had a happy Bear.
- Tesco: HUH! Mummy went, an wuddent let me come jus cos I wantid to bring a pile ov pants wiv me. Then Daddy an me went to pik her up in the car, AND HE LEFT ME IN THE CAR IN THE CAR PARK. An then they expektid me to talk to them. Huh!
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
- Day Score: not much /10
Remember Mummy an Daddy both had colds a few weeks ago? Well since then sumthing very curriuss haz happend...... Mummy haz gon off choklit. Let me put that anuther way, wun that mor suits the gravity ov the sitchewayshun. An I don't meen gravity az in appols fallin off trees. I meen gravity az in the north and south poles switchin pozishuns or the molten hot spluttery cor ov the planet suddenly ternin into ice creem, not jus vannilla ice creem either, but Rocky Road Deluxe flavur wiv extra nuts:Ahhh well. Wayste not wont not! Heheheheh! Me an the uther Bears disydid to remoov the stuff from her surroundins. Weer very helpfull, us Bears. Wuddent want her to suddenly try a bit an not like it (wat a wayste). So we scofft the lot.
Unfortewnitly it waz a bit bigger than our tummys, wich went into a weird gurgly state an we had to adopt the Heads-Together Pozishun:
This is the pozishun Bears adopt (yewzly arfter large picnics) wen there is tummy-gurglin an daynger ov farts. In this pozishun yu can carry on wiv conversayshuns an jokes an stuff but not smell it wen a Bear haz to let go.(It's still possibol yu mite smell yor own. But that's ok. Farts ar like kids in that regard. Evrywun knoze they're horribol but yu seekritly kwite like yor own.)
Bye fer now!