WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, May 19, 2008

A Nice Day Trip

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: time off
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yay twice! Wunce fer petrol an wunce fer oats fer the berds. (Mummy maykes them brekferst owt ov oats, froot an fat. No wunder we hav so menny noizy yung starlins in the garden!)
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got Daddy as he waz fallin asleep /10
  • Overall Score: 7.10693/10


We awl got in the car yestday an went off to The Essex Food Show at Cressing Temple Barns. This is a "Nites-Templar" site from the twelfth centry an has 2 big barns still there from medeevol times. Mummy wantid to go cos she likes histry, Dilly wantid to go so she cud dress up like a medeevol laydy, an me an Daddy wantid to go an get sum cayke.

Heer's me an Dilly in our speshol seat in the car, navigaytin:Heer's me by wun ov the medeevol barns:

This is wat they look like inside:

I fownd hunny!

I fownd a Bear sellin likorish:

This Bear had his own Choklit stall. He maykes it himself, wich is wy he is warin an apron. I offerd to lik his paws but he sed no.

We fownd a kwyert corner ware peepol wer rayzin munny for a animol sanktry. They had sum wols, wich had been reskewd. This is a Littol Wol. He is calld Pip.

He waz carfterd becos he had been hert by a car. He's ok now tho. He haz a frend calld Skweek hoo waz also hert by a car, an they liv at the sanktry together. They like to be held an cuddold. Mummy held him an sed, "Wud yu like to meet him, Bob?" an I wassent shor. Big wols eet small brown furry things. But as I waz the sayme size as this wun.....

I jus tryd not to look too small an mowse-cullerd.

Then we walkt rownd the Tewdor Gardens..... They ar mostly full ov herbs. Heer is a giant fennel (the fluffy leevs an the yello flowers). Mummy waz a bit worreed cos she plarntid sum fennel larst week. She dident kno they got this big. Can yu see me?

This tree waz very cumfterbol. It waz oviossly grown for small peepol to sit in the middol ov! Can yu see us?This waz my fayvrit plarnt tho:
Did yu see wat it's calld? HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bear pants! Wa-heyy!

Dilly iz goin to post her own pikchers. They'll be full ov flowers an stuff tho. Go an see them if yu like, but remember, yu'll never get thoze minits bak.

Bye for now!


Anonymous said...

A very nice day trip. I looked at that chocolate picture for a long time. Then I ate a Heath Bar, which is English toffee covered in chocolate. YUM!

Dilly said...

Wy Bob like Bear Pants plarnt best?
Lots pink plarnts!
Typkol Bear!


Molly and Taffy said...

Hey Bob

That looked a good day out. The food bit appealed to us the most.
By the way do you have to wear seat belts or harnesses when you are in the car, so that you keep nice and safe and don't bash your heads on the windows.

Molly and Taffy

Funky Munky Crew said...

I am always enjoying your blog posts. :-D I look forward to reading them, and when there are no new posts, I feel saddened.

Turbo the Sibe said...

You are very brave to be around an wol your size. If I was around one my size, I'd be very scared!

Julie said...

Grate post Bob! I liked the barns and the choklit! Oh and the littol wol too. I think you were very brave too.

Stardust said...

Wat a trip, Bob! Thank yu fer taking us along, I've enjoyed much.

Poor Pip, but I'm glad he's taken care of. Yu're a brave bear, Bob. I luv seeing you on dat tall tree, thou yu're small. =) An dat one wif yu holding the tag fer Bear Breeaches, perfect!

Ms. Creek said...

Really, really cool place you went to see, but what really struck me the most is the picture where you and dilly are on the dash board and you're riding on the wrong side of the road!

Stanley said...

Whoa, Bob!

Sounds like you AND Dilly had yourselves a good time. You were mighty brave to meet that owl.

I had NO IDEA there was a plant called Bear's Pants! I wonder if we can find that here in the STates!

Thanks for sharing, buddy. By the way, did you get any of that cake you and daddy were looking for?

Goober love,

Blog Princess G said...

Your mum and dad take you to the best places Bob! What a lucky bear you are. Did you get to take some souvenir honey home?

No Cool Story said...

You get to go on all kinds of awesome trips! What a pretty place.
I really like little owls. This one looks pretty tame and like it'd not eat my bear friend :)

Phytheas said...

Bob, that owl looks mighty fierce to me - hope you've still got all your ears! We had some of that's bears breeches in the garden - very prickly stuff for a small bear.


PS - brave of you to be sitting next to dilly in all those ribbons and frilly stuff!!!

Sandy Kessler said...

I can always count on you to find the choklits !!! Beautiful trip I'm so glad you shared for those of us who can't get away/.sk

Sandy Kessler said...

I can always count on you to find the choklits !!! Beautiful trip I'm so glad you shared for those of us who can't get away/.sk

Becky said...

Hi Bob! Another lovely field trip - thanks for letting us see all the fun. By the way, I think the little wol was more afraid of you than you were of it!! Bears are fierce creatures - even when they are somewhat diminutive in size. :) And it looks like you were nice to Dilly, too - good job!

Blue said...

What a great day trip you had.
I loved the shots of you & Owly - was Dillys scared of him???

Gentle stokes

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I've never herd ov a Heath Bar but it sownds like sumthing small Bear shud hav in his diet. :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dilly, keep owt ov my blog!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Molly an Taffy,

No, we don't need seatbelts on the navigaytor seet up the frunt, cos it's just our size an very snug. Eevn mor so wen Grayum sits up thare wiv us.

If we sit in the bak we hav to hav a bolster cushon an a seat belt cos utherwise we go veerin off wen Daddy goze on a rounderbowt. WIch is kwite fun, akchewly, but Mummy sez we need to be strapt in.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Funky Munky Crew,

WOW! Thanks! That is a hewge sponsbility for a small Bear tho! Sorry I don't blog mor. I do try, but offen Daddy needs the pewter for werk. AN I hav to share it wiv Dilly. An Mummy. Huh! Wen they got this laptop I thort it waz for me!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


If thare waz a wol yor size, weed AWL be scared!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Hehehe! Pip waz very cewt, wassent he? I bet he wud hav liket to liv up in thoze beams wiv his frend Skweak!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Mummy did her Family Tree larst year, an she fownd owt that sum ov her ansestors wer breeches makers!
HAHAHAHA! I think it's wunderful that I come from a line ov peepol wiv an intrest in pants! Wa-hey!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

It issent the rong side ov the roade over heer! HAHAHA!

Cars go on the left cos carridges an horse riders yewst to go on the left. This waz cos peepol yewsd thare rite hand for a sword or a gun in the olden days. So peepol kept to the left fer prertekshun. If the fella parssin yu waz a robber yu cud prertekt yorself by wippin owt yer sword an goin FWAR!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


We bort sum grayte sossidges an cookies an shortcake. Shortcake is like shortbred but thikker an softer an crumblier. It had thik shoogar on top an waz yum!

We dident by eny cayke, but all the food stalls had sampols an we did sum good browsin. HEHEHEHE!!!!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Blog Princess G,

How did I let them get away wiv that???
I shall hav to go an hav werds wiv Mummy.....


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

No Cool Story,

Roomer haz it, we mite go to the zoo nex week!!! That'll be grayte. They hav a cat type thing calld a Bear-Cat! Ha!

The Littol Wol waz very frendly. He jus stared and stared at Mummy. Then she tickold him under the chin. He seemd to like that.

I jus kept still an tryd not to look mouse-like.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Mummy bort sum herbs for the garden. I waz dispoyntid she dident get Bears Breeches but if it is as prikly as yu say (the wun thare wassent too bad) then I'mglad she dident. She bort a kind ov sorrell that haz leevs the perfick shaype an size fer wiping tho, so I'm lookin forwerd to that bein plarntid owt.

As fer Dilly- can yu beleev I had to go rownd wiv her in that get up?



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Ah yes! Bears an Choklit! Hehehe!! Glad yu liket the fotoes.

Nose hugs!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


No, Dilly kwite liket the wol, but she waz worreed that he wud nibbol her silly prinsess hat. So she helpt tayke the fotoes insted.

Ahhh thank yew for the gentol strokes!

Nose hugs!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I jus wish Dilly haddent worn that hat! Hope peepol dident kno we wer together!

Pip the Wol waz very nice. Maybe he thort I waz another wol- he mite not hav seen a Bear befor!


CherryPie said...

I looks like a fun trip. I like your special seat in the car. I got a new car today and Ted hasn't decided which is his seat in it yet...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Ted will probly want to try them all owt a bit ferst befor he desydes :@}