WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, May 09, 2008


Blogger is playin up so I won't be postin abowt me sunflowers today. I'll try agen tomorro tho, so pleez com bak an see!

Until then, heer ar sum jokes:

Q: Name 4 animols that liv at the North Pole.
A: 3 Bears an a seal.

Q: Wat do yu call a Bear wiv no soks on?
A: Bear-foot.

Q: Wat do yu call a bald Bear?
A: Fred Bear.

Q: Wat animol do yu look like wen yor gettin into the barth?
A: A littol Bear!

Q: Wat's a Bear's fayvrit pasta?
A: Tagliateddy!

An finally.........

Q: Wat is it that a man duzz standin up, a laydy duzz sittin down, an a dog duzz on 3 legs?
A: Shayke hands.


I'll be bak tomorro (I hope!)

Bye fer now!


CherryPie said...

I am looking forward to your sunflowers. I am hoping the have that extra boost and are the largest ;-)

Stanley said...


A couple of those jokes actually cracked me up... but EXTREMELY funny? I'm still trying to decide.

Can't wait for your sunflower post. Have you been fertilizing on a regular basis? Did Dilly tie a princessy ribbon on her flower pot?

Goober love & smooches,

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Tee Hee! Have a good weekend Bob and everyone.

BumbleVee said...

yeh...I was having a time with blogger too and just gave up trying to visit anywhere.....
tx for a larf.....

No Cool Story said...

Happy weekend to you Bob!

Julie said...

Thank you for coming to see me Bob :) Have a luvly weekend. I'll look forward to seein the sunflowers.

Ms. Creek said...

thanks for the good bear laughs today!

i beati said...

our team lost too. but guess what Happy Mothering Day

Phytheas said...

If I'd had some pants on I'd have peed in them!!