- Gills: waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no, an weer runnin owt ov stuff- an yewsin the UHT cow joose in the tea agen. I don't kno. I shall hav to distrakt them nex time they parss that stuff in the shop. If they dident hav eny they wud hav to go shoppin fer cow joose. I meen, we can be owt ov food an nuthin happens, but not abol to hav cups ov tea? That's seeriuss.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
- Day Score: 6.39621/10
Well peeps, Gillingham lost it. Weev been relegaytid.
For thoze ov yu that don't follo football an don't kno wat that meens, let me explayne:
wun day yu ar playin in the park wiv the big boys, wiv proper goal posts an teams an a posh new ball wiv a pattern on it an oranges to eet at "half time". Then, nex day, yor not allowd to joyne in wiv them. Insted, yu hav to play wiv the smaller boys. Theez fellas don't hav proper goal posts, they roll their coats up in a ball an yewz them insted. An they hav to borro sumwun else's ball. An they always bring a dog. An at sum poynt, wun ov them will hav to go home for his tea, an so his team substitutes him wiv the dog, hoo scores the winnin goal an then runs off wiv the ball leevin yu to explayne to the big boys that yu don't kno whare it went. An then yor scared to tern up next week in cayse they're waytin for yu an want to arsk yu for their ball bak agen.
So thare. Now yu kno. That's wat bein relegaytid is like. An Gillingham has been.
Me an the uther Bears hav been tryin to looz ourselves in Beary things an tryin not to think too hard abowt it. It's not eezy for a Bear not to think hard. Weer good thinkers, yu see. Wunce a thort is in a Bear Brayne it gets nerchured an tikkold an it enjoys bein in thare so much it starts to gro. So it's not eezy if yu don't want to think it.
Bears on tv! Hurray!
We allso fownd a grayte story on Lynda's Blog, abowt this littol fello:
Bye fer now!