WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Bearly Compensayshun

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no, an weer runnin owt ov stuff- an yewsin the UHT cow joose in the tea agen. I don't kno. I shall hav to distrakt them nex time they parss that stuff in the shop. If they dident hav eny they wud hav to go shoppin fer cow joose. I meen, we can be owt ov food an nuthin happens, but not abol to hav cups ov tea? That's seeriuss.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 6.39621/10


Well peeps, Gillingham lost it. Weev been relegaytid.

For thoze ov yu that don't follo football an don't kno wat that meens, let me explayne:

wun day yu ar playin in the park wiv the big boys, wiv proper goal posts an teams an a posh new ball wiv a pattern on it an oranges to eet at "half time". Then, nex day, yor not allowd to joyne in wiv them. Insted, yu hav to play wiv the smaller boys. Theez fellas don't hav proper goal posts, they roll their coats up in a ball an yewz them insted. An they hav to borro sumwun else's ball. An they always bring a dog. An at sum poynt, wun ov them will hav to go home for his tea, an so his team substitutes him wiv the dog, hoo scores the winnin goal an then runs off wiv the ball leevin yu to explayne to the big boys that yu don't kno whare it went. An then yor scared to tern up next week in cayse they're waytin for yu an want to arsk yu for their ball bak agen.

So thare. Now yu kno. That's wat bein relegaytid is like. An Gillingham has been.


Me an the uther Bears hav been tryin to looz ourselves in Beary things an tryin not to think too hard abowt it. It's not eezy for a Bear not to think hard. Weer good thinkers, yu see. Wunce a thort is in a Bear Brayne it gets nerchured an tikkold an it enjoys bein in thare so much it starts to gro. So it's not eezy if yu don't want to think it.

Lukkily we fownd sumthing good on tv:

Bears on tv! Hurray!

We allso fownd a grayte story on Lynda's Blog, abowt this littol fello:

It's a grayte post. Do go an hav a look!

Bye fer now!


Harry said...

Sorry to hear about Gillingham's bad fortune Bob.

We planted our sunflower seeds and shall let you know how they progress, Cassidy snacking on them notwithstanding.

Toodle pip
Harry x

Lynda (Granny K) said...

D'oh. Gills! Praps they ate too many pies.
Glad u like the story, it was a lovely day in the woods. I was very careful about where I put my feet tho. What with bears about an all.
My latest sunflower seeds are through the soil and they mean business, let me tell you!

CHEWY said...

I'm gonna cross my fingers and hope some sunflowers spring up on their own in my garden. (birdseed spills)

I had to laugh at your football story. My brother's Black Lab always runs off with the soccer ball. Doggy drool, Yuck!

A.Bananna said...

hey bob! Sorry to hear about the Gills. maybe next time!

I can't wait to see more photos of your sunflowers! how are they growing??

Julie said...

Oh dear Bob :( Sorry to hear bout Gills. Maybe they'll get back up nex yeer.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Good luk!

I look forwerd to seein them!

Nose hugs!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I reelly luvd reedin bowt Tango! An I waz so happy to see all thoze Bears on the log! HEHE!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


yey labs ar grayte footie players!!

We get lots ov weird stuff growing under our berd feeders. Oats an weat incloodid!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Wy, I do beleev mine ar winnin. Hehe!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Oh boy.
Hope so.
We mite go up agen next yeer....
...then agen, we sed that a few yeers ago wen we went down that time.... an now weer goin down further...waah


Ms. Creek said...

did you happen to see this blog post?


Stardust said...

Sorri to heer abowt Gillingham, an dat yu hav to be relegaytid. Yur explanashun was fun, thou I must admit dat it's nut so fun enimore when it is applyed in reel.

The tv scene is so CUTE! It's lyke watchin yu guys watchin a moovy. Me go chek owt the menshuned blog now. Ta!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Gosh! How did I miss that wun?!
I've been an had a look now an left a messidge.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Hullo! I hope yu enjoy yor trip to Lynda's. It's a grayte story!


Phytheas said...

Bob, nose hugs back! Sorry about your gills (they do sound a bit rubbish though!). Great TV - I didn't see it all as the house has been upside down for weeks now with 'decorating' - not the Christmas type, but the type with horrid smelly paint and stuff in places where it shouldn't be and small bears being neglected and overlooked. I'm thinking of starting a protest - will you join me?


Sandy Kessler said...

I'm gald you have some way to assuage all that disappointment about relegation I mean - DARN!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


ABsolootly! I will defnitly serpport yu in yor protest. Wat ar yu goin to do? How bowt we both refewse to wear enything till yor stuff is all bak whare it belongs, the paynt is dry enuff not to get on yor fur, an yu ar bein given yor riteful aknollidgement.

Let me kno!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Thank kew for yor understandin.

Nose hugs!


Stanley said...

Bob! That is a real bummer about Gillingham. A real bummer. Will you still be rootin' for them when they're playing with the smaller boys? I know. You DO loyal.

Maybe if Gills would make you their official spokesbear, then maybe they'd start moving in the right direction!

Goober love & comforting smooches,

No Cool Story said...

:( I'm so sorry Bob.
I even wore my blue pants AND bue hoodie. It was all for naught.

I know how it feels because our team (back in Mexico...not here, 'cause no one cares here) was relegated. Not fun.

Better luck next time.