- Gills:training, I hope
- Simpsons: yes, but it waz a silly Halloween wun. I don't like those. They allways seem to mess abowt wiv Lisa's luvly hair.
- Tesco: no, an Mummy went off to Saynsbury's. Pah!
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: we dident do eny /10
- Day Score: 7.32169/10
Well I think it's a bit off wen yor Mummy taykes a foto ov yu wen yor not well. Wud yor Mummy do that? I felt reelly not well the uther day. Er... the day arfter my berfday, as it happens. Must hav been a bug.
Evrything sowndid lowd an my tummy waz very odd.
My farts had gon all weird too. Sort ov like wen yu open a pakkit ov nuts an get that littol puff ov air. I always knew that they employd a small Bear to put farts into the bags! Well I cud hav earnt a fortewn....
This is the offishul groop foto:, in wich LBBBJ haz akwired my trouzer hat. Note that Henry is still firmly holdin onto that beer glarss:
Bye fer now!