WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Gettin bak to normal...

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills:training, I hope
  • Simpsons: yes, but it waz a silly Halloween wun. I don't like those. They allways seem to mess abowt wiv Lisa's luvly hair.
  • Tesco: no, an Mummy went off to Saynsbury's. Pah!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: we dident do eny /10
  • Day Score: 7.32169/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well I think it's a bit off wen yor Mummy taykes a foto ov yu wen yor not well. Wud yor Mummy do that? I felt reelly not well the uther day. Er... the day arfter my berfday, as it happens. Must hav been a bug.

Evrything sowndid lowd an my tummy waz very odd.

My farts had gon all weird too. Sort ov like wen yu open a pakkit ov nuts an get that littol puff ov air. I always knew that they employd a small Bear to put farts into the bags! Well I cud hav earnt a fortewn....

I waz a bit sik in my hat.

Henri wassent lettin go ov the beer, eevn wen it had all gon....

I fownd theez foto's on the camra, too, from the party.....

Heer, I am explorin my new trouzers...

This is the offishul groop foto:, in wich LBBBJ haz akwired my trouzer hat. Note that Henry is still firmly holdin onto that beer glarss:

Seems Grayum lost his hat at sum poynt, an fownd sumwun else's, sumwun-else's-wiv-a-bigger-hed:

Speekin ov hats, Sam's hat had speshol eye-triangols cut into the brim:
Hehehee! I still hav sum Ginger Chewy Bears left. I think I'll go an investigayte them..

Bye fer now!


22 comments:

Becky said...

Looks like you bears really had a PARTY!! Glad you are getting back to normal now... wouldn't want your farts to be irregular forever, would we? LOL

Julie said...

Wow! that looks like carnidge! What a grayte party tho! I like the hat with the littol eye triangols it's fun :o)

Julie said...

Ooh! I forgot to say! I hope Dilly didn't get a headache from the parteeing. She's only a baby wagon.

BumbleVee said...

Wow! That was some birthday bash!

Wish I knew how to make those hats... really. I think I used to know once upon a time...but it must have been a long time ago...can't for the life of me remember it at all.

Alf said...

You bears sure know how to party! I hope your feeling back to your normal self.

Sorry we missed your birthday - hope it was a good one.

Alf n Mindy xx

CherryPie said...

Looks like a fun party, though far too much beer ;-)

Lynda (Granny K) said...

It looks like your party was a right good knees up!
Ginger is good for an upset tummy, so eating up the ginger biscuits makes Good Sense (just don't dunk em in beer tho).
I thought the whole idea of those paper hats was to have something handy to chuck up into. (remember not to put it on your head afterwards tho. Narsty!).

Stardust said...

Bob, dat partee you had luked wickedly good, I woold have joined if I'm born a bear. Thanks fer sharing. I had my share of larghs wen I saw yur funny folks having fun silly wiv fun hats, beer & frens.

An pleeeaaaassseee dun't stop the partee, have it endlessly! Luv, burp.

Ellie Creek Ellis said...

lmao.
so, one day is your berfday and the next day is your barfday?

Super Happy Girl said...

looks like a good time was had by all. I love Grayum's picture, so beary cute.
So, what is it with bears and trousers?

Alex L said...

Sic or hangover Bob, sounds a bit like the second to me.

Stanley said...

Aw, Bobber!

Looks like you were in your cups, buddy. I'm surprised, though. I thought bears knew how to hold their beer. Go figure.

Looks to me like some kind of bear bomb exploded in your living room. How long did it take to clean up the scene of the crime?

Goober love,
Stanley

Anonymous said...

Sometimes you are disgustingly funny!
Beer and Bears don't mix well. Especially in their tummys.

i beati said...

You my dear Bob put the party in PARTY ANIMAL!~!!!love ya

Asta said...

Bob
That pawty looks pwetty amazing!! I wish I wewe thewe wif you..did you get my Belated Birfday cawd..I sent it to youw peemail..ask youw Mom
love you smoochie kisses
ASTA

Chuck fka: Meanie said...

now datz mee kind ov pawtee! hehehe

Mary said...

Woo that must have been some party at least no one walked around with lamp shades stuck to on their heads(we tend to do that here when the party is wild). Wow literally you guys are party animals!!!

Asta said...

Bob
I'm wowwied about you!
Awe you OK???
I haven't heawd peep out of you..I hope you awen't sick ow mad at me ow something?
love and smoochie kisses
ASTA

Calamity Jane said...

Oh Bob I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Looks like it was a great party. Nose hugs

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cool! I've got to nip owt now fer a bit, but I'll look in heer layter!

Velvet Ginger said...

I would have loved to have been at that party!!!
(i am a bear at heart!)

Scott S said...

Now, that is my kind of party. The only thing that is missing is a few traffic cones.