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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Pant Party....... Day 2!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: nope; probly in the pub
  • Simpsons: yes!
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.3777777777770000001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Weev still got custody ov the pants today so we bilt a camp. We yewsd a stool that Daddy mayde wen he waz at skool, a long long long time ago. An we piled up the pants iver side to mayke pant walls an layd sum across the top for the roof. Grayum sed that it waz like a thatched cottidge, exsept that it waz crotched, not thatched. This joke kept Grayum amewsd for hours.

We had tea in the camp an Ginger Biccies, wich wer yum:

Meenwile, Mummy dyed her hair. She dyed it brown. It's alreddy brown, but she dyed it brown so that all the wite wuns cud hide.

I told her that this waz cheetin an that she shud reelly leev it an see wat it duzz an how much ov it will go wite. Utherwise how will we ever kno? If she left it she wud find owt wat she reelly lookt like. It mite be cool. Like a badger.

Weer goin into town tomorro on the bus wiv her. Yewzerly me or Dilly goze wiv her in her bag (we tuk down an hide so we don't hav to pay the bus fare jhee jhee jhee.) Sumtimes I see anuther Bear on the bus, peekin owt ov a bag. I don't always say hullo, in cayse I blow his cuver.

Enyway, larst week Mummy went off withowt us an wen she tryd to come home, she got on the rong bus. She needed a Number 1. She got on a 64A. Wich issent eevn slitely close, is it? She sed, it waz the sayme culler. D'oh! So this time weer both goin wiv her. Hoo knoze whare sheel end up utherwise. She mite get miles an miles away, an hav to eet all the choklit she bort on the long trek bak. Jus carnt tayke the risk!!!

Bye fer now!

22 comments:

Ms. Creek said...

well, you and dilly will be FINE composes for your mum! sometimes mums make silly mistakes and you just have to laugh with her!

I like the crotched hut, it's pretty clever of you guys to make it like that.

i want to see another movie! i love your voice and so i am STRONGLY REQUESTING you and dilly to make a movie! how are the sunflowers, anyway? I'll blog about mine tomorrow!

Asta said...

Bob
I'm glad the pawty is continooing...I'm going to twy to send you my cawd all ovew again..cwoss paws it gets thewe..Mommi is going to colow hew haiw tomowwow..I don't undewstand why eithew..if she left it alone it would be a nice thwee-colow haiw like mine..and evewyone says mine looks good..hoomans....sheeesh
smoochie kisses
love
ASTA

Blue said...

Hi there Bob!

Long may your party fun continue.

Tell Mummy I've given up coloring my hair, it was brown, then pepper & salt, now SALT & pepper. LOL!

I'vew checked my Shakespeare's Animals book for you - bears extracts are there from King Lear & Midsummer Night's Dream. Will idc post one for you.

New little white bear is a girl, so Polly it is. TY for the suggestion. Would you like a new girlfriend? I'm, sure she'd like you!

Love & hugs
Blue

chalkhillscollective said...

You party animals!! Do the buses you go on have names? The ones in Brighton do, there's even a Des Lynham!

Chalky

Bear Naked said...

Bob it certainly looks like you had a lovely party with all your friends.
And weren't you clever to use pants as walls and a roof.
Was that your idea?
Mummy sometimes do like to colour their hair.
Right now my hair is three different colours, brown, red and blonde.
My little grandson said to me "Mim, why you have crazy hair?"

Velvet Ginger (Rubye Jean) said...

What a cute tea party!!!! And cute fort! YOu should eat your Mum's chocolate while you are hiding in that bag!

Sandy Kessler said...

don't take that risk!!. Good of you to include dog in these pants parties!!

Shrinky said...

I had my hair dyed today too, 'cos I REALLY don't want to know what I look like au natural (shudder..)

And you know, I really sympathise with your mummy getting lost, I do that all the time, and considering that where I live is only 35 miles long, tip to tip, you can see how embarassing this is for me, so I can TOTALLY understand where your mummy is coming from.. sigh.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky,

Mummy knew whear she waz comin from as well, she jus dident kno whare she waz goin TO!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Ooooo OK. I shall hav to hav a think abowt wat we can do in it.

As fer the sunflowers, I'm afrayed they all comittid sueyside.

:@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

I shall keep a look owt for yor cawd. I carnt wayte!!!!

I think yor hair is very nice. Yor a very good lookin doggy. I do like that new foto ov yors.

Nose hugs!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Blue,

Hurayy! Polly the wee polar Bear! Hurrayyy!!

Hehehee. I'd luv to meet her. She duz look nice. I think she mite be a bit posh tho. She mite not like me. Is she fun? Or is she very laydylike? Wat I'm reelly arskin is wud she ever think puttin pants on yor hed waz funny? Cos if not it jus wuddent werk, yu kno.

:@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky,

WHAT the?

If Mummy starts givin the buses naymes I think weel be REELLy worreed an Daddy mite hav to reech for the fone.

;@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

I've jus had a closer look at yor foto an I am worreed. Have yu shayved off all yor ferr?

All theez yeers I've been thinkin I'm naykid under my clothes an now it terns owt that I mite not be, that I mite hav to tayke off ANUTHER layer, my ferr, as well, befor reechin the joyful stayte ov birthday-suitedness.

Good Lor! Don't yu ever get cold?

:@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Velvet Ginger,

Yup, offen do.

JHee jhee jhee!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy,

Me an Dilly share Dogcat. This week waz my week, so he gets to join in all my stuff. Next week heez off to Dilly, an has to suffer the indignity ov bein calld CATdog, an bein calld a gerl, an havin a bow put on him.

Tsk.

:@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky,

The worryin thing is that Mummy is goin to lern to drive. At leest if yor on a island that is ownly as big as yors, yu can ownly go so far befor havin to tern bak. I'm worreed she cud end up enywhere. I'm thinkin ov attachin a peece ov string to her fut an then wen we carnt find her we jus follo the string.

:@~

CherryPie said...

That camp looks like great fun :-) Did you save me a ginger biscuit? ;-)

Bear Naked said...

Bob you said "I've jus had a closer look at yor foto an I am worreed. Have yu shayved off all yor ferr?

Good Lor! Don't yu ever get cold?""

Ha Ha--I had a zipper installed down my front because sometimes us older lady bears have these heat flushes and it feels good to not have fur on during those times.

Julie said...

I hope you dunked the ginger biskits Bob! Your camp looks good. I used to make a camp with chairs and sheets when I was littol. I'm glad you're going to carfter your mummy when she goes on the bus agen. It can be very confoosin for laydees gettin on buses.

Stardust said...

Dat's sum pants camp yu have dere! Good dat's it's not raining indoors, and no wind to blow those pants aweeeeeey!

It carn't be bad dat mum decides to dye, she probably hopes to look closer to you, rather than a badger? She's too farnny abowt the wrong ride. Good dat Dilly and you ar by her side. Have a good trip agen!

Becky said...

Big fun at the party and all the comments!! Bob, be nice to your Mum about her hair... we humans don't really want to look like bears or badgers... that's what we have you for!! :)