WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Don't menshun the war

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: restin
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, an Henry cayme too, but we dident get much ov a ride in the trolley cos we stoppt to say hullo to a doggy wiv big ears hoo waz waytin for his Mummy outside the shop, an Daddy went ahed wiv the trolley to the car. Poo! Nice doggy tho!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! I'm a champyun at this /10
  • Day Score: 7.43291/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Thare's a alot ov football on telly at the moment an larst nite France waz on, playin Italy, so my cuzzin Henry, hoo is a Frenchy-type, waz on the end ov the coffee-taybol, watchin.

Unfortewnitly he fell off wen he waz shaykin his paw at wun ov the Italyen players for trippin a French player over. Grayum poyntid owt that the Frenchys had dun the sayme sort ov thing, an wun ov them had eevn been sent off for bein norty! HEHEHE! An I sed that that waz typikol ov a French sort, not stayin till the end! Then Henry realized that this waz a joke abowt the secund werld war, an sed that my Irish sorts wernt eevn in it, jus like they wernt eevn in this football competishun.

WELL! We had a rite punch up arfter that! An Daddy got Grayum to come in an seperayte us. But wat a cheek! Cos he startid it enyway. Sort ov.

We sat at diffrent ends ov the sofa for a wile an then Mummy sed, "Wy don't yu 2 share this choklit an be frends?" Choklit? I thort. Okidokee. It's werth bein frends if there's choklit. But then we red the wrapper an it sed it waz Italyen! HAHAHA! We had a good larff abowt that, eevn tho it wassent the best choklit.

Today, Mummy sed she wantid to see that we had all mayde up agen so weer havin a Pant Party.

Eevn DOgcat/Catdog is joynin in:If ownly Adolf an co had got their pants owt, the war wud hav not ownly endid a lot sooner, but it wud hav ternd into a grayte party as well!Wa-heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

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An now a speshol rekwest....

Calamity Jane had a big operayshun yestaday, wen she had her kidney trarnsplarnt. If yu get a minit, wy not pop over to her blog an leev sum nose hugs? That way, wen she comes home an logs on, she will feel all huggd an it will mayke her smile!!

Bye fer now!


28 comments:

Bear Naked said...

Hello Bob.
Thank you for visiting my blog and if you want to add me to your blog list, go ahead.
I am going to add you to mine.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Heheheh! Thanks! WOW! A new Bear blog frend! :@D

Sandy Kessler said...

Thank you for telling us Am I invited to the next pants party?You 2 sound like my sister and I hahaha

Blue said...

Football - Errr!
Sorry Bob!
Did you see I have new fellow bear?
At this rate will have to start bear blogging LOL!

Hugs & tickles
Blue

Becky said...

Hey Bob! Pant(ies) party - woo hoo!! You guys are crazy and know how to have a good time for sure. Glad you made up and are all friends again - - Scooter sends ear hugs!!

CHEWY said...

I needed more drawer space for T-shirts in my dresser, so I took out all my panties and put them in a basket on the floor. I put a fancy pillow on the top, just in case any guests wander up into my bedroom.


Oh my! I'll go visit CJ's blog.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy,

Shor thing! The mor the merryer! Bring yor own pants! Wa-heyy!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Blue,

A new Bear? No, I mist that! I'm off to investigayte.....


.........OH MY! A Steiffy BEar! Gosh! They're well posh, they ar! Most ov them went to Eton an end up hangin rownd Cabinets!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky,

Heheheee. Duzz Scoot ever get into yor washin? Heez littol enuff!

:@}

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Hi Bob! Dat pantz pawtee wookz fun! Mee nevuh hud ov uh pantz pawtee beefoh.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Lift up the pillo slowly an peak in. I bet thare ar Bears gatherin inside. We jus carnt help it. It's wat we do.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chuck,

Pant Partys ar sum ov the best ever partys arownd!!!!! They allways end up in a frolick an a big pile ov pants!!!

Yu get to eet lots ov ginger biskits an then, arfter yu put the pants bak, yu get to larff an larff for days arfterwerds wen yor hewmans put their pants on an get all itchy all day from the crums!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!

Julie said...

The ginger biscuiyt crumbs made me larfff! Looks like you had a wild party.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahayy! look at all them blue trollies! I just bought parper bear six pairs of new pants (industrial strength 'lastic) a small bear could get well and truly lost in them :o)

Asta said...

Bob
You awe soo wite about the waw..some pantsees and choklit and they would have fowgot what they wewe fighting about..and had a laugh instead..if only......
Bob did you evew weceive my caw that I sent you on pee mail???
I will cewtainly go and cheew up youw fwiend.
glad you liked Myrna..she's a sweetie
love and smoochie kisses
ASTA

Alex L said...

Don't get me started on those Italians Bob, I'm still sour at the dive one of them took against Australia in the last world cup, cheating buggers. They got a penalty for it in the last 5 minutes and won the match.

Stardust said...

Dat's lotsa panties owt dere.

Ms. Creek said...

Bob,
So, bummer you didn't get to ride the trolley car very long...what kind of doggy did you stop to visit?
I'm glad you two made up and had your little party! And I am glad to see Dogcat/Catdog even showed up and got to wear blue pants. I've never seen such a party! And how is Italian chocolate different from English Chocolate? And is English Toffee really from England?

No Cool Story said...

OMGosh Bob.
:D

CherryPie said...

That is an awful lot of pants :-)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

Hey, wy the parst tense? Weer still goin! Wa-heyyy! (We can hold owt a bit longer, if yu want to go get a trayne to Colchester.... bring yer own pants tho.)

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

I shall expekt to see a foto ov them darnsin on the washin line! HAHAHAHA! Akchewly, LbbbJ did get lost in the pant dror wunce. Mummy Bear waz goin to tell him off wen they fownd him, but he had such a grin on his fayce they dident hav the hart to.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta!

Yoov chaynged yor foto! Wow! Yu look all grown up!

No, I had a reelly good look but I dident find the card yu sent. Sorry. I wish I had seen it tho. Thanks for sendin it enyway :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex L,

Yup, they dive all over the playse all rite. Mind yu, lots ov teams do it. Mummy sez it's wy she duzzent like football. She sez it's silly the way they roll arownd on the grownd wen they get hert. She sez, wat do they do wen they stub their toe on the coffee tabol at home??? Do they fall over an crawl into the kitchen skreemim, or wat???

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust,

Yup!!!! Mummy sayved up all the dark washin an then did all Daddy's undees an soks together cos she has to yews industrial grayde detergent on them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

the doggy waz a mixcher. He waz mostly blak an short haird, wiv enorrrrrrrrrrmuss batman ears. He waz very frendly!

British choklit is diffrent to uther Europeeyun choklit cos it's creemier cos we add vegetabol oil to it or butter, not jus cocoa butter. Exsept for yu can also get British DARK choklit, wich is mor bitter an duzzent hav the butter or oil in.

In Europe they don't want the butter in it or the veggie oil. So if yu see a MArs Bar in France, it won't tayste like the Mars Bars in Britain. I don't kno abowt the wuns exportid to USA. Yu'd hav to chek the wrapper. But yewzly the exportid wuns are mayde speshly for the uther countrys, not heer.

Did yu tayste the choklit Hobnobs????

Oh an yes, we do hav English Toffee mayde in ENgland. It's yum. But I prefer fudge. It's eesier to eet lyin down.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

NSC

Hullo buddy! How ar yu? How's yer hat? How's yer pants?

Wa-heyyy!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

Wat's so awful abowt a lot ov pants?????

HEHE!

:@D