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Monday, June 30, 2008

Wossis???

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no- Mummy an Dilly went to the Co-Op but I refewzd to go
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 30 (got Sam, Grayum an Dilly all together, or within nano-sekonds ov eech uther, an they all gayve me 10, so that's 30. NOT 10, as nano-sekonds rate mor than averidges.) (An enyway, it waz all in wun launch.) (An akchewlly, yes, I kno Dilly gayve me 2, but evrywun knoze she can ownly cownt to 2, so if that's the hiyest she cownts, that cownts as 10 enyway.) (So thare.) /10
  • Day Score: 7.12121212121021/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wat's this?

It's metally an rusty an a bit hevy. It haz a bit ov tewb at wun end an a poynty bit at the uther.

Mummy an me fownd it wen we wer diggin a bit ov the frunt garden. We don't kno wat it is.

Dilly sor it, an arskt if it waz enything to do wiv keepin the howse up, so I sed YES! IT IS! an she haz been shelterin under the taybol all day cos she thinks the howse is goin to fall down. It's well funny. Evry now an then she stiks her snowt owt to chek that the seeling is still up. She arskt Mummy to moov the tabol rownd slitely so she can wotch the telly from under thare, wen CSI comes on.

HEHEHE! Sumtimes it's grayte fun to hav a littol sister.

Bye fer now!


25 comments:

Bear Naked said...

Bob
It looks like a gardening spade that is just the right size for you.

Now you will be able to help Mummy in the garden.

Just think how many holes you will be able to dig.

Stardust said...

Ahhaha, Dilly.

I don't noe wat de tool is, but coold it be something left by people whom, yu noe, ages bak den, an it's probably an antiq? =D

Reassure yur sister an tell her to cum owt. Poor Dilly. Maybe both of yu can hav fun wif the tool, lyke... treasure hunting? Arsk mummy to hide it ferst! =P

Denise said...

Hey Bob! We're back! I will get myself sorted then do something crafty.

Becky said...

Poor Dilly! At least she can still see TV... :)

sandy said...

I sent you another award last week- only you did you get it - most huggable??

Ms. Creek said...

you enjoy messin' with your little sister's head, don't you? lol my sister used to do the same to me!

and good job on your outstanding noz suprizisity!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

It looks like a whiffloe to me. If you keep digging Bob, you might find the rest of the car. Nose hugs to you all.

Spaulding and Teddy T. Bear said...

Now, we're way too young to remember such things but we watch hystoreickel TV, and are wondering if'n maybe it's a bullet maker from a couple hundred years ago or longer?! Guys (cuz we must protects our wimenz) would put lead objects into the little pot and melt them into round bullets to put into their flint rifles. 'least, that's what we saw in the beary good movie "The Patriot" wif Mel Gibson in it. (Don't notice who he's fighting. That was back in the olden days when King George 3 was mean to us.)

That's our edumacational guess!

Still thinkin' though....

Ted and Spauld

Dee and Tine said...

We think it's a Big Bwuder Bopper for Dilly to bop you in the head for being mean to your little sister. Little sisters are the bestest animals in the whole wide world! And, we know. Ask our big bwuders! If they disagree, we'll bop them on the head wif our big bwuder boppers! Nanyuh!

Our Daddies Favorite Daughters,
Tine and Dee

Dilly said...

MWEAH!

Dilly get own bak!

Dilly tell Bob today,
goin thunder!
Fnarrr!

Bob stay under chair all day wiv hug pants.

Fnarr!

¬"

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

Nahhh, it's too hevy. ENyway, I do hav my own spayde rownd heer sumwhare.....

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust,

Dilly cayme owt evenchewly. She got all eggsytid watchin CSI an ran owt befor she knew it.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

Wa-heyy!

Welkum bak an happy berfday- I sor the card WIlma gayve yu!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky,

Por Dilly indeed! Pah!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy,

Oh WOW!

I shall hav to go an look!

Thank yu so much!!

We havent been bloggin as much laytely cos ov mummy's bad bak an I spend alot ov time runnin up an down it to massardge it.

Nose hugs!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Heheheee messin wiv her hed hahahahaaa I like that expreshun. Dilly is well funny wen she is panikky. She runs arownd like a green blur.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Wat's a whiffloe?

Is it like a buffallo?

YU kno, like a buffallo but eevn mor smelly, hence "whifloe"? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!

No, seeriossly, I did a google serch an it dident kno.

???

:@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ted an Spauld,

Don't beleev evrything that that Mel Gibson sez! It's like on Braveheart, wen he had peepol in it hoo wernt eevn arownd then, like in the film, he waz talkin to the Queen, but in histry the Queen wassent eevn there then, she dident com to England or marry the king till yeers arfter Braveheart waz ded!!!!

Mel Gibson haytes the Inglish for sum reeson, an always twists stuff in his films abowt them. It gets Mummy reelly annoyd cos she yewst to like him in Lethal Weppon.

Enyway, I'm not shor wat the objekt is. It looks like a thred for a screw in wun end tho!

Straynge!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dee an Tine,

Maybe it is a mowth plug for a croco-dragon???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dilly! Get owtta heer! Get bak to yer own blog!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Ha! Ha! Bob! Gotcha! There's no such fing as a whiffloe! that's why you couldn't find it on google. It's like sending an apprentice for a 'long stand' or a 'left-handed screwdriver'! but it's a good word innit?

CherryPie said...

Big brothers are soooo naughty ;-)

CHEWY said...

Granny K played with your head!

hahahahahahahahahaha!

um... she fooled me too.

CHEWY said...

Maybe it's a spike for a wooden tent pole? or something like that?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

I've since herd from my arnty Chris in Ostraylia that this is an old tyre wrench! Mistry solved!