WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Anuther new frend, an a new desk too!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no- an yu kno wat? They playd thare ferst frendly ov the seeson the uther day an I dident kno abowt it- so I dident get my lukky kit on- an they lost! NOT A GOOD START.
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.23126/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well as yu kno, I am a frendly type ov Bear, so I waz very pleezd to get an email from a fello Blogger-Bear arskin to be my frend!

This is TB-Wat a grayte hat!!! He sez, "This is a picture of me outside last winter."

Phew! I'm glad yu ar owtside. Our howse gets cold, but it never snows indors. (Wuddent that be grayte? Yu cud bild a snow-Bear an watch The Simpsons at the sayme time! Wow!)

I don't kno wat TB stands for yet! I wonder if he haz the sayme surnayme as me?? (Bear.) Hey ho! Wy not chek owt his blog? It's at tb_superstar.livejournal.com

(Wow! He's a superstar!!!)

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Oh! An anuther thing! I fergot to show yu my OWN crarfty challinge entry! Heer it is. It's a card. I sent it to Mrs Nesbitt an she sed she liket it alot.I drew the self-pawtrayte in gloo, then sprinkold gold embossin powder all over evrywhare!!

Wen Mummy had cleerd it up, there waz just sum stuk to the Bear pikcher. So then I needid to zap it wiv heet but Mummy won't let me yews the crarfty-hot-air-gun cos she sez I'm too littol. So I got Dilly to breath hot air on it, and ta-daaahhhh! A gold embost Bob! Wa-heyy!

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Remember wen Mummy startid this crarfty crayze, she werkt on the flor an got stuff all over the carpet.....................? Well we went lookin for a secund-hand desk for her. We dident want to spend too menny pennys on it cos she sed she wud ownly get gloo an stuff on it.

We went to a big secund-hand warehowse calld Emmaus. (I kept a look owt for sudden inspirayshuns on the roade to it but uther than hopin Daddy wud go to Tesco's arfterwerds I carnt reelly report enything speshol.) Emmaus collekts things uther peepol don't want, an wen sumwun buys it, they yews the munny to help the homeless.

ENYWAY. It waz a HEWGE warehowse full mostly ov old wardrobes so me an Grayum went an explord for seekrit werlds an lions. Meenwile, Mummy fownd a littol desk an chair. Wuns on weels. So they weeld them over to a bloke by a cup ov tea an arskt, "How mutch for theez?". Thare waz no price on them so they thort it mite be alot. But the man sed, "Ermmm.... £10". WOW! SO they bort them.

Wunce we got them home, we Bears gayve them a good chek over.

Looks like an old skool-desk, wiv a lift up lid. But the lid duzzent lift up! Insted it haz a dror underneeth an a tray that slides owt.

The legs fell off the chair, but Mummy bangd them in agen. She sez she duzzent mind, it jus maykes it a bit like a rokkin chair, an she likes that.

It's still a bargen! We think it's an old Drarftin Desk- we wer watchin CSI an the brown-haird laydy hoo speaks funny sed, "Wat abowt over thare by the Old Drarftin Desk?" an we all sed "HEY! HANG ON!" an had a close look cos it lookt jus like our new desk.

Arfter Mummy polisht it, the slopin top waz like a slide an me and LBBBJ and Sam had grayte fun on that!

Mummy iz enjoyin yewsin it fer crafty stuff, but still gets mess on the flor!

Bye fer now!

37 comments:

Ms. Creek said...

Did you tell Dilly "thank you" for helping you make your self-portrait card? That was very nice of her to help you out!

Love the desk and I bet your mum does too! PLUS, a "rocking" chair to boot! That's way cool!

BTB, I have been wondering one thing, tho. Where is your mouth?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek, I've never seen yor bottom but I don't go leevin messidges that kwestchun its existence.

tb-superstar said...

Thanks for putting me in your blog! I love making new bear friends. I have to get my digital camera working, so I can take a lot more pictures of my adventures!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo TB!!!!!

I shall hav to add yor blog to my link list, too. Blogger is playin up at the mo so I'll try layter.

Wa-hey!!!

(DO yu like pants?)

Dilly said...

Fnarrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Ms Cweek say,
whare be Bob's mowth!
Fnarrrrrrrr!

Bob!
BOB!
Bob no mowth!
Fnar!
Bob!
Whare be mowth, Bob?
Dilly not see iver!
Fnarr!!!!!!!!

¬"

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shut up!



It's under my mostarsh.

(I shud hav thort that waz obvioss.)

:@~

Dilly said...

Ms Cweek,

Bob defnitly hav mowth:

go on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on an on.

Mweah!

BumbleVee said...

uh oh... sibling rivalry...hahahha.....

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh, shut up, Dilly!
Havent yu got a flower to go an proon or sumthing?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Bumblevee!

Cassidy said...

Hi Bob,

Me missed you! Did your sunflowers grow? Me eated all ours, whoops!

Nibbles
Cassidy x

tb-superstar said...

I like pants. I like all clothes. My mommy dresses me very well.

As for TB, it stands for Toddy Bear.

Humans are always looking for my mouth. I do have one. It's just hidden under all my fur!

Denise said...

Hey Bob! The card is in my kitchen! I am going to post it on my blog with some words soon.
It really was a fantastic likeness.

Dxx

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cassidy! Hey, Buddy!
No, all our sunflowers died!
I shud hav stuk wiv marrygolds!
Ar well!
Bak to marrygolds nex yeer!
I'm off to yor blog to chek owt wat yu've bin upta.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

TB,

WOW! Yu DO hav the sayme surnayme as me! I wunder if we ar cuzzins?

Glad to kno yu like pants!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Denise,

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!

I had to watch meself in a mirror to dror it. I had to be very careful not to put the rong ear bak an forwerd. Van Goff messt that bit up, yu kno.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Whahay Bob! Wottafantastic desk! Got somewhere for mummy to prop a book up and everyfin.

bikerted said...

Hey Bob, if yor mummy iz anythin lyke Guzzisue she wil fil that flat desk top wif stuff an not put it awhey when she haz dun wif it.
At last I've gotten rownd to putting up fotos of dragons for yew to show Dilly but dont do it untill she stopps teesing yew abowt yor mowth

Ted

CherryPie said...

I love messing with that crafty glitter and the heat gun. That desk looks great :-)

Julie said...

What a grayte desk for Mummy and Dilly to be creaytiv on!

These comments are very funny today! lol

tb-superstar said...

We prolly are long distance cousins. Mommy says I come from a really big family! I like your "Bear-Not a Bear" game. Mommy said we can play it tomorrow when she gets home from work! Yay!

tb-superstar said...

I put a link on my blog profile to your blog!

Stardust said...

Weee! A new frend! I lyke TB's headgear, good fer frozen ears.

Amazing card yu've made dere! The face luks EXACTLY lyke yurs, INCREDIBLE!

It's sweet of yur family to choose to buy secund hand goods, esphesolly when yu can help the needy. =) I gass the world will be a better place if everybody does the same. Little action helps so much.

Be a good bear an watch dat bum when yu slide. Weeee...

Bear Naked said...

Bob
That desk top looks like it would be a lot of fun to slide down.
But don't you have a problrm getting up to the top again?

Bear((( )))

Meanie the baby dragon said...

Hi Bob!

Howz yo summoh dohin? Mee ben bizzy wiff me gullz.

U dudn't taow Dilly tu shutup doh, dat nawt niz!

Wuv,
Chuck

Alex L said...

Thats a very nice desk Bob, it does bring back memories of school for me... mostly good.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Bob! Bob! I fergot to say that yor seflportrait is smashin! It looks jus like you! can you dror Dilly as well?

Becky said...

Hi Bob! I like your new friend, TB, and I love, love, love the new desk and chair for you Mum!! It also looks like a great new place for you beary types to hang out - very cool. You and Dilly remind me of Oscar & Scooter when they scuffle... I have to put a stop to it before someone ends up yelping!! Be nice to your sister, Bob. :)

Velvet Ginger said...

That desk is so cute for you guys to do your crafts! I am glad you have a new friend! I love your picture!

CHEWY said...

Great deal on the desk. It's always fun to make new friends. Great self portrait!

Velvet Ginger said...

Bob you should se...about 4 posts ago...what Anna Banna's kids made at my house...Rue made something you would especially like!

Ms. Creek said...

omg, bob, you are obviously quite sensitive about the "mouth" subject! sar char! (sorry charlie)

and you make a valid point. you have never asked me about my bum bum.

Stardust said...

Dear Bob, yu haven't moved fer dayssss... Been a busy Bear? Miss yur mischief...

There's an award fer you, Bob, thou it's not coated wif choklit, an I hope yu'll lyke it. Do drop by an collect when yu're less busy. Nose hugs...

david mcmahon said...

Sounds like a great desk to me - because everything's upside down in Australia!

Tell Mum you are officially a BBC superstar.

And tell her I'm slowly getting organised after our Malaysia holiday.

Debbie's Bears said...

Hullo Bob! I'm Scrappy Bear! My mommy is helping type. My best bear buddy TB (yes TB the Superstar! I know him!) told me all about your bear blog! He taught me how to play Bear! Not a Bear! We have lots of sleep overs and pizza parties! I'll email you soon and tell you all about my brother and sister!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo evrywun! Thanks for all yor comments! I'll try to come an vizit yu today! So get yer pants owt! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

quilly said...

David sent me. Great template little bear -- and your mommy's right to not let you use the embossing iron. A burn with that could render you fuzzy-wuzzy the hairless bear.