WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, July 30, 2008


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy too
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score:7.832961111100000001/10


Ms Creek emayled me this list of kwestchuns an sed I had to arnser them! Okeydokey!

Two names you go by:
1. Bob
2. Orsito (this is Spanish for "littol Bear" an Daddy sumtime calls me it wen I've bin cheeky)

Two things you are wearing right now:
1. a smile
2. nuthin else, I'm a nayked Bear today cos it's hot!

Two things you want very badly at the moment:
1. Gillingham to buy sum deesent players
2. Sum choklit peanuts

Two things you did last night:
1. Playd wiv the WIndowsill Bears
2. Let owt a partikewlarly ripe fart, which Mummy blaymed on Daddy.

Two things you ate today
1. Sum ov Daddy's choklit that he got for presents larst week, but don't tell him.
2. toe nayle (my own)

Two people you last spoke to:
1. Mummy, cos sheez reedin owt theez kwestchuns.
2. Dilly, to tell her to shut up an let me chooz me own arnsers.

Two things you're doing tomorrow:
1. It's a "T" day so I'll be playin wiv the Windowsill Bears.
2. I'll probly hav a poo at sum stage.

Two longest car rides:
1. Quito to a villidge on the coast, Ecwador, wen Daddy livd thare. It probly wassent that far but on Ecwador roades it took abowt 6 hours an was very bumpy an shook me beads all up.
2. Colchester to Harrogate in Yorkshire, about 4 or 5 hours, larst July.

Two favourite beverages:
1. Tea
2. Beer owt ov Daddy's glarss, or in my own littol wun if heez bein generuss.


Thank kew for all yor messidges ov serport re Mr Woo, hoo haz gon missin from his home in Ostraylia.

ibeati sez:

I saw Mr. Woo in a rainstorm outside of Lake Placid , Florida . He had on a yellow slicker and hat

WOW!!!! Since then, I think he has hit British soil. Look at this laytest foto, in my emayle this mornin:I don't kno wy he is warin that marsk. He looks a bit like a Hiwayman dussent he? Hehehe!

Bye fer now!


Bear Naked said...

See I told you when it is hot it feels so good to be bear naked just like me.

Bear((( )))

Ms. Creek said...

well, i sure wished we could see that smile you are wearing! lol

be careful with eating toenails, they could get stuck in your appendix!

Velvet Ginger said...

Good honest answers! You shouldn't yell at sweet Dilly though or tell her to shut up.
Did you have that Poo?
I am glad you ate your Daddy's chocolate instead of your Daddy's toenail!

Becky said...

Very nice interview! Where do you think Mr. Woo will appear next? I think his mask is very dashing!! Kind of like Zorro - handsome, mysterious and maybe a bit dangerous... oooooh, gives me goose bumps! LOL

CherryPie said...

Has he just handed in a petition to Downing Street do you think?

T.B. Superstar said...

Ooooh Mr. Woo looks like a bank robber. I think he's robbing banks across the globe! I like your interview. You should be nicer to Dilly, cuz I got in trouble today for being mean to my cousin. I just played a little joke on him, told him his mommy moved to Transylvania and forgot to come and get him. It made him cry, so I got in big trouble with mommy. Hope everything is good.

Stardust said...

Bob, I lyke wat yu're wearing, an of corse, when yu're wearing nothing. =PPPPP

Um, does yur nayle taste lyke choklit?

Debbie's Bears said...

Bear naked is quite good in the hot days, Bob!

My dog eats toenails. Your not alone. I wonder if Mr. Woo will appear in front of the Eiffel Tower?

So Bob, my oldest boy, Zach drew a picture of you and we wanted to share it! Hope you like it!

Look! It's Bob!

Anonymous said...

Love your portrait!

So here are some more questions for your to ponder, what would be your 8 desert island discs, book and luxury?


PS - I'm just all of a do-dah thinking of you naked!!

Anonymous said...

Chocolate Tootsie Rolls look like poo. (hee-hee)

Anonymous said...

Zach's drawing looks almost like a Bob T. Bear cookie. Yum!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

Yes, but I don't get as naked as yu! I don't tayke me ferrr off!!!!


Ms Creek,

Ar yu on abowt my mowth agen? Well I'm ferrrry so I've got wiskars. So if yu carnt see my mowth that'll be wy Enyway It issent a big mowth. Toenayles go in yer appendix???? Oh deer! Daddy bites his nayles till theyer very VERY short an he duzzent hav an appendix. Whare do yu serppoze his nayles go? Maybe this is wy he duzzent poo very mutch. Maybe thare is a dam bilding up sumwhare.



Velvet Ginger,

Yu HAV to tell Dilly to shut up sumtimes. Onnistly. She goze on an on an on an on an on. If she wer in charge of things, the hundred years' war wud still be goin on.

(ah yes, I had that poo. Very satisfyin it waz too. Wa-hey!)



Mr Woo looks compleetly diffrent in that marsk! It reelly chaynges his whole personality. Maybe I shud whare wun wen I go a-spyin Or maybe I do allreddy? Hoo noze. I cannot say. ha!



Oh yes! I dident eevn think ov that! Wat do yu think he is petishunin abowt? Maybe agenst peepol eetin kangaroo meet. Bleagh.



Issent it funny how sum things can be reelly funny an croowell at the sayme time? Like the trik yu playd on yor cuzzin! HAHAHAHAHAHA! That waz a good wun. Maybe I shall do that wun on Dilly. I'll store that wun up for arfter she nex duzz sumthing horbol to me. I'm prepared HA!



Yor cheeky! HEHEHEHE!

No, my toe nayles tayste hav a sort ov nutty cheeze tayste. Kwite nice. SPeshly on toast. Or shud that be toest. HAHAHAHA!



Thank yu for the grayte pawtrayte! I hope yu like my post abowt it!

I luv ALL speesheez ov frend but Bear frends ar reelly speshol!




Hmmm..... I shall hav to think abowt this wun.... alot ov James Brown, I suspekt!



"Chocolate Tootsie Rolls look like poo."

WHAT the???????????


Yey, Zach's pawtrayte cud be a good desine for a bikkie!!!

Mary said...

running around naked is fun as long as no one catches you. It is sop so hot in Florida. All i can do is stay inside, draw and watch Family Guy. can't wait till October.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



I am throwing my arms up at yu!