WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, August 18, 2008

Cap'n's Holiday Log Stardayte 180808

WIFI aksess in the hotel room, guys!! CHEK. IT. OWT! Ya carnt get rid ov me that eezly! Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!

Well, weer heer. This waz our ferst vew ov the Peak Distrikt:

The Peak Distrikt: Hills, rayne, grarss, treez, an....er... truks (?)

Eech ov the rooms in the hotel haz a diffrent moovie theem. Or SKEEM, cos it's just the decorayshun, yu don't get mewsik. Wich is a shayme reelly, as weev got the James Bond room!!!!!!!!!!
An so a Spy-Bear gets to stay in the Bond sweet. Appropryet, huh?

Mummy is hoping to find sum Bond gagetry, like a button that makes a barth appeer, cos we ownly hav a shower an she likes to lie her old bones down an soak. (WEIRD.) (We do hav a loo, too, don't worry. Jus thort I'd menshun that. I kno that sum Merrykans think we still yews pots under the bed over heer, along wiv horses and carts for taxies, an finger puppetry for TV.) (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

Mummy an Daddy left us heer to explor wile they went owt to eet. I fownd owt that the hotel owner haz a small (yet wide) wite terrier calld BOB! So I hope I can get him to poze in a foto wiv me.

Bye fer now!


Asta said...

They must have known you wewe coming and gotten that speshal woom weady fow you! THE BOND WOOM!! Wow..I'm impwesssed, hehehehyou must think we Mewwykans awe weal dowks..I knew you had looooos.
Have a lovely time
smoochie kisses
pee ess you had a pawfect seat in the caw..gweat view..I hope Dilly is enjoying hewself too

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahayy Bob! Have you checked under the bed? You never kno who might be spyin' under there.
Hope you all have a great time and that the sun shines for you, in tropical Buxton, where it can get very hot, because it is nearer to the sun, bein' high up an' all.
Have you played bear/notabear with Pierce Brosnan?
Nose Hugs!!!!

Cassidy said...

Your spy room sounds so cool Bob. I hope you do find a few gadgets and gizmos.

Cassidy x

Bear Naked said...

I am so impressed.
You get to stay in the Bond room.
What are some of the other rooms in the hotel?
I hope you are having a great vacation and am so glad that you have WIFI because you will be able to keep us updated on what is happening.

Bear((( )))

Becky said...

Very impressive, agent Bob. Have you infiltrated any of the other chambers to see what other schemes are available? We have sent your new assignment to the "loo" - check the toilet paper spool... It will self destroy in 10, 9, 8, 7, (better hurry!!)6, 5, 4, ......

Mousie/Paisible said...

did I get on well what you said ? Mummy spent the night with James Bond !!! whouahhh very romantic!!! daddy said nothing ? ah, he was with a james bond's girl, and you with bond teddy she bear...that's great ! what a life! very exciting !

Calamity Jane said...

Waheyy Bob - now you're licenced to thrill with a Bond bedroom!!

I just wanted to stop in and say I'm still alive, just seem to be unable to summon up the energy to write, my brain appears to have been transplanted too only they used guacamole instead of another brain. Thank you and Dilly and Helena for your morale support (and yes I mean morale not moral, your visits and hugs cheer me up no end).

Big human and purry feline hugs to you all.

CJ x

Julie said...

wow! The James Bond Room! You will feel right at home! Have a great time.

Velvet Ginger said...

What a great room!!! Perfect for a Spy like you! I am so happy for you and Dilly and your Mummy & Daddy Mac that you all got to go on a trip together.
Were you scared of the dog Bob?
I think all Terriers, reguardless of color should be named Toto!!

T.B. Superstar said...

Oooh Bob, what a cool room! I am jealous. I want to stay there too. Have a great time! I hope you can get your picture taken with "Bob the dog"!

Mommy says hi!

CherryPie said...

What a lovely Captains view you have there. Wow! you are sleeping in a Spy Bedroom!!! No don't sleep you need to keep up the spying!

Stanley said...


How appropriate that you are in the Bond room. Did you pull some strings or what? Is your cover blown? Be careful, man.

My girl is a big Jane Austen GEEK, so she's thinking you might be diverted from your holiday in the peak district and end up in Derbyshire (or are they the same??) meeting up with Mr. Darcy. Now, THAT's what I call a dork ~ my girl, NOT Mr. Darcy. (I would never insult such a stalwart of English literature.)

Goober love & smooches,

San said...

"Bear. Bob T Bear." I can hear you saying yer name like Bond when he identifies his spying self. You would put a lot of emphasis on the T.

Finger puppetry instead of TV? Actually, that might be a drastic improvement over most of the programmin'.

Did Mummy ever find the secret button that opens to a luxurious bath?

Rinkly Rimes said...

Ar! Nostalja! I yoost too liv in Stafadsheya, at Orlton, too bee presis. We ofn sicld too the Peec District (a wurd spelt as wurdz shood bee spelt!). I orlso licd Duvdal. Hav a good holiday!

i beati said...

Sing us some Gilbert and Sullivan ok ?? Great pic of you guys and the rain drops sandy

Alex L said...

Spy room nice Bob, I hope your mum and dad have a nice time on their holiday, you and Dilly as well of course.

sablonneuse said...

Looking forward to the photo of you and Bob the dog.
Have a great holiday. Will you be walking the fells?

Ms. Creek said...

cool place to be, bob!
and i like the scheme!
don't feel bad, some americans in the east think us americans in the west still ride horses for our main transportation, don't have electricity and fight with injuns!

A.Bananna said...

I forgot you drive on the other side of the road over there. lol.

That is so cool you are in a spy room!!

Anonymous said...

The BOND Room! How cool is that? Waaay Hey Cool.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Hehehehe! SOrry! It's jus that so menny Merrykans hav told us that it is cold an foggy heer. Lol! I think they meen the London smog. Wen thare waz lots ov factorys they had thik smog thare. But not since the 1940s. I gess it's a story that went bak wiv the Merrykan GI's arfter the secund werld war, an they think it's still the sayme heer! Ha!

Wen me an Daddy livd in Sowth Merryka, sum peepol told us they thort it never got abuv 50f heer! Hehehe! Like, wen Mummy did that run in May it waz 88f degrees! No, I waz bein sarky abowt the loos! HEHEHE!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I chekt under the bed an it waz a bit dusty! It wassent hot, but the rain stopped on the day we left!

I defnitly playd Bear! Not a Bear! wiv Mr Bond an can happily report that I won.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


No, but I fownd Mummy's stash ov Hobnob biskits an that waz just as eggsytin!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

I ownly sor 2 uther bedrooms, wen the dors wer open an maids wer in thare cleenin them. Wun had Al Pacino pikchers all rownd the room an the uther had a pritty laydy, but I dident kno her nayme. I'd hav liket a Lisa Simpson room! Wa-heyy!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I'm not that farst! Yu wud hav to moov at soopersonik speed to get messidges owt ov the toylet roll wiv the amownt ov pooing Mummy duzz!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Bond Teddy She Bear! Oh wow! HAHAHA!

Mummy sed she felt a bit shy undressin in frunt ov Mr Bond. Speshly Pierce Brosnan. She duzzent like him the best cos she sez he haz skwitty eyes.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Calamity Jane,

Ah! It's luvly to heer from yu! Don't worry abowt yor Brayne. It's probly havin a rest so that yu don't try to do too much an recuver proply. I hope yu hav a nice view from yor windows an sum Bears on tishoo-ishoo dewty. Bears ar grayte carfterers.

Nose hugs! (Gentol wuns. An to Mr Jane, too.)


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Julie!

The room cud not hav bin more appropryet, huh? Hehehe!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Velvet Ginger,

Nah! I wassent scared ov 'im. Eevn tho he did hav poynty teeth, he waz so fat, I'd hav got a grayte hed-start if he had gon fer me! (Not that he dared.)


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo TB! An Mrs TB!! Hehe!

I dident mannidge to get Bob The Dog's foto. He waz allways owt bak asleep, I think. We did see hom owt for a walk (woddol) wun day wiv hiz mum, but we dident hav the camra. Hey ho.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I did mannidge sum sleep- thare wer 6 ov us Bears alltogether an thare is sayfety in numbers. Well, numbers ov Bears, enyway. I wuddent be so shor ov numbers ov dragons. Or as she wud say, 2 wagons.



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I havent red Pride an Prejudice but I hav lookt at the pikchers an I think Mr D'arcy is abowt as strayte as a dog's bak leg. Reelly! Hav yu seen thoze frills? Heez either a poofter or an inteerior deziner.

We drove parst a pub called The Eyre so I gess that is neer whare Jane Eyre waz set. But that's a Bronte book. Issent it? Not shor now. I prefer books wiv Bears in them. An spys.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


NO, I'm very pleezd to say she DIDENT! Wich mayde it the perfikt room for me- spy idols an no bath. Exslent!

Agree abowt the stayte ov the telly. All I watch is The SImpsons, Famly Guy, an sumtimes we watch CSI an Law & Order cos Dilly allways haz them on.

Watchin Law & Order wiv her can get tiresum. She thinks it's calld "Laura Norda" an keeps arskin wich wun's Laura.

Me, I watch them to find owt hoo Tracey is. She werks hard but gets no credit. (I kno how that feels rownd heer.) Wenever they collekt evidence they say, "Send that to Trace." An that's all yu ever heer ov her. See? No credit at all.



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rinkly RImes,


We drove rownd Dovedale! It waz nice thare. We must hav sum fotoes ov it. I'll do sum seekin an sortin.

We thort it ment that it waz naymed arfter Doves but it comes from an old werd meenin dark, so it meens a dark dale. It sertinly waz wen the dark clowds cayme over!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


"I am the perfik model ov a modern major general, de dar de dar de dar de dar de dar de dar de dar dar dar..."

We went bak the nex day to buy a sooveneer an fownd that they had filmd it an had it on DVD! The sayme nite we were thare! So we bort it an weer goin to play it nex time we go to Granny's, an me an the Bears ar all goin to joyne in. Wa-hey!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex L,

Thank kew! We did, an Grayum, Sam an the Windowsill Bears all cayme along too!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Alas, no! Bob The Dog waz mor elloosiv than I expektid him to be an I dident get a foto!

We dident do mutch walkin, iver, apart from wen we went up a carsol (oh boy, Dilly dident sleep that nite), cos it waz too wet!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Yu... yu... yu meen... yu meen yu don't?


Cheeky Bear!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


We don't drive on the uther side, yu do! HAHAHA!

I red that it waz sayfer to ride on the left cos then if the peepol on the horse comin the uther way wer narsty yu cud get yor sword owt an get them. If yu rideon the rite ov the rode then yu carnt do that.

That's wat I herd waz the reeson but it mite jus be a loade ov tussocks.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


How cool is that new foto ov yors????

We took yor payntin ov me into town yesterday to get a frayme for it!!!