WIFI aksess in the hotel room, guys!! CHEK. IT. OWT! Ya carnt get rid ov me that eezly! Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!
Well, weer heer. This waz our ferst vew ov the Peak Distrikt:
Eech ov the rooms in the hotel haz a diffrent moovie theem. Or SKEEM, cos it's just the decorayshun, yu don't get mewsik. Wich is a shayme reelly, as weev got the James Bond room!!!!!!!!!!
Mummy is hoping to find sum Bond gagetry, like a button that makes a barth appeer, cos we ownly hav a shower an she likes to lie her old bones down an soak. (WEIRD.) (We do hav a loo, too, don't worry. Jus thort I'd menshun that. I kno that sum Merrykans think we still yews pots under the bed over heer, along wiv horses and carts for taxies, an finger puppetry for TV.) (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Mummy an Daddy left us heer to explor wile they went owt to eet. I fownd owt that the hotel owner haz a small (yet wide) wite terrier calld BOB! So I hope I can get him to poze in a foto wiv me.
Bye fer now!