WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Weer bak!!!

Holiday scores:
  • Gills: no, but we did play yesterday, an wun, wich waz a good welkum bak.
  • Simpsons: yes- we had a telly in our room an I watcht The Simpsons most nites.
  • Tesco: They dident hav wun in Buxton. Well, ownly a tiny wun. We got sum petrol thare.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Overall Score: 8.436291/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wa-heyy! I've got so menny fotoes I don't kno whare to start!

I cuddent log on evry day from the hotel as I had thort. The signol wassent grayte an thare jus wassent time to play abowt wiv it. Never mind! Heer's my inishol de-breef: (hehehee! de-breef!!! Hehheee! Getcher pants off! Hehehe Cheeky Bear!)

The wether dident improov mutch. Buxton is 1300 ft abuv sea level so if it's goin to be wet an windy, that's not reelly the best playce to be, cos as well as wet an windy, it got a bit cold, too. So we dident go for long walks in the Derbyshire Dales, wich we wontid to do, reelly, arfter the long walks we did in the Yorkshire Dales larst yeer wer so good.

Lots of sheep up thare. Nun ov them seemd botherd by the wether.This wun eevn seems to be larffin.

Insted, we did alot ov driving abowt an lookin at littol villidges. Mummy dident mind cos, since she did that sponsord run in May, she haz a bad bak. So she wassent up to much walkin enyway, unless it waz walkin between littol tea-shops for tea an cayke.

Hahaha! This cheeky yung jackdaw mayde me larf! (This is a minicher railway that went rownd wun ov the parks in Buxton.)

So my fotoes will be hills, clowds, sheep, old bildings an cayke. Mostly. Met a few Bears, too. An on Therzday we went to the Opera.

This iz Buxton Opera Howse whare we went.

It waz calld The Pirates Of Penzance. An gess wat? Oh my! The boss-man in it is a Major-General - AN HE HAD A BEAR!!! He did! He kept comin on stayge in a nite-shert an nite-cap, an carryin his Bear! The Bear waz warin a nite shert an cap, too, an hid a littol whiskey-flarsk in his pokket, wich the Major-General kept taykin a sip from. So the Bear waz the whiskey ishooer! Hehe!

Daddy sneekt a kurten-call foto at the end, but yu carnt see the Bear. This is very disappoyntin as he had the main role, in my opinyun. Poo.

It waz good fun tho. We wer rite at the bak an up at the top so nowun mindid me havin a good old paw-stomp an darnse. I joynd in a bit, too, wen I rekognized a few tewns.

Well, that's jus for a chek-in, reelly. I'll sort throo the fotoes an put sum on in my nex few posts.

Oh! An wen I got home, Mrs Nesbitt had sent us a card she mayde! It sed "Welkum Home" an inside waz this poem-

The weather was awful since you went away,

But now you're home safe, Hip Hip Hooray!

We'll meet one day when we'll watch the sun

And if it's dull we'll all watch Bob's bum!

Hehehehe! Thanks, Mrs N!

Bye fer now!

28 comments:

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahayy! SO glad you are bak! We were getting a bit worried that you'd been mistaken for James Bond and been kidnapped while you was sleepin' in his bedroom.
Sorry the weather was not perfick, it's been a bit up and down here too. The Great British Summer, eh?
Thank you again for the bronze award, the bears have got their picture up on their blog wiv it.

Denise said...

Welcome Home Bob! Glad you liked the verse. LOL!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

They hav? HEHEHE! I shall be over for a look! Hehe!

I've ownly jus finisht arnserin all the messidges I had. I'm all abasht that I get so menny messidges! Sumtimes I hav to pinch myself. Don't tell Dilly tho or she mite start doin it for me.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Denise,

Thank yu for the card! Sumtimes gettin home from hols is a bit ov a down thing, but wen yu hav a nice card an a rood poem to come home to it's fun!!!

Hehe!

BumbleVee said...

It must have been great to just be away and have some different sights to see and spots to hang about in..... and the opera!~ I have a nephew who is an opera tenor and loved to see him perform...he is such a ham... although now he lives in a small town and has settled into teaching voice instead...

silly bird sitting on the tracks...hahahha

T.B. Superstar said...

Hey Bob! Welcome home. Even if the weather wasn't great, it looks like you had a nice holiday. We are having a bearthday party today! Scrappy is turning one!!! Take care!

T.B. Superstar said...

Oh mommy wanted me to tell you, she was reading a book (and the author is British) and she had written something like, "I felt like any minute I would just stand up and yell PANTS!" Hahahahaha, of course we thought of you!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee,

Yeah, it's allways nice to get away an look at new trees an stuff. I met a few Bears, too! Will hav to post their fotoes. The opera waz funny! Hehehehe!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

TB,

We want to kno wat the book waz!!

Hippy Berpday to Scrappy!!!

:@D

Julie said...

Welcome home Bob, we missed you :o) I went to Buxton Opra hows once and saw The Mikado. We sat rite up at the top neer the gas light. I thort we were going to fall down it was so hi!

CherryPie said...

Sounds like loads of fun despite the weather.

I hope you don't mind if I don't watch your bum :-)

T.B. Superstar said...

Bob, the book was "Can You Keep a Secret?" by Sophie Kinsella! Mommy loves her books!!!

Becky said...

Hey Bob- glad you guys are back! That Opera House is really fun looking - glad the show was as good as the building! So, are you done with spy missions for a bit now? or is that a secret, too (tee hee)
Still watching the mailbox for the big prize!! It has a loooong way to go. :)

Alex L said...

I didnt know you were such a cultured bear Bob, the opera... very high society.

i beati said...

Thanks for sharing super pictures- "I have a bear chair from a fair Where? over there "at Sandy's blog .

i beati said...

Yay Olympics coming to England !!

A.Bananna said...

welcome home! So glad you made it vack safe!

It looks like you has fun! That opera house looks really cool! have a great week Bob!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

Ha! That's whare we sat! Rite up at the top, an the bak row at the top, too!!! Mummy calld it "up in the Gods' seets" hehehe.

They did the Mikado on the Wendzdy. Dilly waz singin from that wun. She sang in the car as we wer goin along: "2 ickol maids from skool in bonnets"

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

OK.

But may I watch yors?

(Cheeky Bear!)

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

TB

Ah! Thanks! Weel hav to find that wun in the library, seein as it menshund pants! (I think thare shud be s speshol sekshun in the library for books that menshun pants. It wud mayke it alot eesier for Bears ov a shorter vertikal statistik.)

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky,

I CUD tell yu abowt my Speshol Mishons but I wud hav to kill yu. I keep tellin Mummy this but she still trys tickol torcher. I don't think she reelizes how close to perillus daynger she plays.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex l,

Nah! Taint hi culcherd! Not reelly. An it cost less than goin to the footie! Hehe! It waz a good larf an a good sing-song, an we had ginger flayverd ice creem in the interval! (Slurp!)

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandy,

Not thare on the stair rite thare?

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

I thort it waz cool too, but Mummy had to tayke her jakkit off. She thort it waz kwite warm inside.

:@D

T.B. Superstar said...

BoB! I got my prize today. Thank you! I am going to put some stuff in my new pencil case now! Special mission stuff, you know ;)

T.B. Superstar said...

Mommy just helped me post a picther of me with my award! Go see!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

TB,

Exslent foto!!!! Good luk to yor Ma, in her job intavew! WOW!

:@D

Asta said...

Welcome backBob!!!
Imissed you, but I'm wealbehind in weading and weplying..sowwy..
Mommi would have loved that vacations..that's exackly the kind of weathew she likes..and the tea shops and theatew too..I'm suwe the beaw was the hewo in the stowy..have you evew thought of a caweew in the theatwe??
I think you'd be gwand
smoochie kisses
ASTA