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Sunday, August 03, 2008

Shorts on Heds an fergetfol Grannys

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: yes- we playd Thurrock and won 2 - 0 !!! Wa-heyy!!!
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: ownly breefly, and that duzzent meen pants wer bort this time. Unfortewnitly.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Got Mummy!/10
  • Day Score: 8.23296: 6/10


Gillingham wer playin yesterday agenst Thurrock. It waz ownly a pre-seezon frendly but we still smasht 'em, 2 - 0 !!!!! Me an Daddy wer thare. It was grayte. Heer's a foto ov me, sellybraytin, wiv me shorts on me hed. (Ov corse.)Speekin ov fotoes, heer ar the laytest from Arnty Christina ov Mr Woo. She reseevd theez larst week. Az yu can see, he is still in London.

Heer he is in a standing still competishun:Heer he is on Tower Bridge:Arnty Christina sez she thinks he mite be waring the marsk so as not to be recognized by the poleece. He's still wantid on serspishun ov kidnappin Santa larst Crismoss. Do yu remember that?

I wonder whare he is heading. Do yu think he will tern up heer? Or maybe Granny's howse???!! Yeah, that's probly it! Grannys like kangaroos. They carnt help it, they just do. I think it's pouch envy. They see that pouch an think, "My, that wud be handy for taykin the grandchildren owt for tea wivowt loozing them." Or, "My, that wud be handy for puttin my shoppin list in wivowt loozin it." Or "My, that wud be handy for puttin my lavenderry mints in wivowt them gettin fluff stuk on them. Or loozin them." Grannys worry abowt loozin things. GRAYTE grannys don't. Grayte Grannys tend not to remember wat they've got in the ferst playce. But Grannys do. My Granny loozes stuff all the time. Mummy sez we need to tie evrything in the howse to a peece ov string. Then, wen she carnt find sumthing, she can just follo the peece ov string till she finds it.

Bye fer now!


T.B. Superstar said...

Wheeeeeeeee! Look at da celebration pants on yer head! I like wearing pants on my head too.

I'm calming Mommy down now, she had a terrible nightmare.

I must cuddle her and take her back to bed, so she can work tomorrow.

Bear Naked said...

Hello Bob
You really know how to celebrate don't you!
Does Daddy celebrate with his pants on his head also?
I'm glad you liked the joke when you visited my blog.

Bear((( )))

Ms. Creek said...

thanks for my sunday morning laugh, bob! i liked your analysis of grannys and great grannys when it comes to losing things.

i beati said...

Someone said they saw Mr. Woo at a nude beach in the South of France. He was with a bevy of beautiful girls !!! sandy

Julie said...

Ooh Bob! I must be a granny becoz I am alwayz loozin things. I'm not a grayte granny yet becoz I know what I have. Yewzyally!

Thank you for coming to my blog again. He he! Gnu kneez! I think I need Gnu kneez alreddy.

Becky said...

Oh Bob - you had me laughing out loud with your comments on grannys and grayte grannys.... I'll never be a granny (do kids, ya know), but sometimes I think I am turning into an honorary grayte granny because I forget things. I've bought the same books several times because I forgot I had read them... pitiful! Thanks for the laugh!

Becky said...

oops, I meant "NO kids" in the post above, not "do" kids... sorry about that!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Grannies wear pinnies wiv pockets in sometimes to keep fings like ole tissues and bits of carrot an coff sweets in. Abit like kangaroos reely.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

TB, my Mummy haz had a lot ov bad dreems laytely, too. I giv her hed hugs an say "Thare thare". (Not shor WHARE but this is sumthing hewmans say wen they want to carm sumwun down so I jus go along wiv it.)

Hope yor Mom is better by now.

Nose hugs!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

I told that joke to Daddy an he did such a long groan it mayde it eevn funnyer! HAHAHA!

He sez he duzzent put pants on his hed but I rekkon he duzz wen weer not arownd. I'll hva to set up the Bobcam an catch him owt wun day.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,


Heheheee.... duzzent explane wy Mummy fergets stuff tho.

Sumtimes she goze upstares for sumthing and SO duzzent remember that she duzzent remember she went up thare for sumthing so she duzzent realize she haz fergotten.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I hav emayled arnty Christina an passed yo informayshun on. Maybe all theez fotoes ar just a rooz to put us off the sent? yu don't think they've.... they've.... yu don't think they've been photoshopped do yu?????

Nose hugs!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I had to hav new bum beeds wunce, arfter I waz run over in Ireland.


(I'm a very brayve Bear)

(I've a very clumsy Daddy)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


My Granny gets books from the library that sheez red befor an duzzent realize till sheez harf way throo reedin them.

Nose hugs!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky- ps!

Mummy haz a fredn hoo keeps a book an writes in it all the books she reeds an wether she liket them or not. Sheez been keepin it abowt 25 yeers but.....

sheez mislaid it.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


AHA! That confirms it! Pouch envy!

Nose hugs!


Stardust said...

Bob, I luv it when you wear dat on yur hed, cos I noe sumthing's good comin yur wey.

My, granny is having difficulties then. Strings help? How bout pants wif lotsa pockets to keep things safe an close?

Velvet Ginger said...

Kash does the same thing bob!! lol
Mr. Woo sure gets around...I am SURE he is a special agent of some kind!!!

CherryPie said...

Mr Woo looks like he is having a great adventure :-)