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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Sum mor grayte sights!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 7 that Sam is defnitly cheetin- I'm shor he waz far mor serprized than he sed./10
  • Day Score: ooooooo, 7 ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I fergot that Daddy had a camra too, this hollyday, cos Mummy got him wun for his berfday larst munth. He loaded his fotoes up today an wa-heyy!! Look hoo I fergot!!!-Hehehe! Can yu see me? Heer I am-This waz a VERY TALL laydy Bear in a Indian Sari. She waz in a shop in Buxton. The shop waz very small an also had sum VERY SMALL Bears, too. An lots ov crarfty stuff, like buttons an beads an ribbons, an uther gerly stuff like that.

The laydy had a saluki-dog calld Jess. Jess had a puppy larst munth an had him wiv her that day. Duzzent she look nice?-

That sayme day we went into a littol shoppin senter in Buxton- it waz in a bildin that yewst to be a swimmin pool! Chek owt the seelings!-

Mummy waz mor intrestid in this cat, wich wanderd up an down the Hi Street. I think he livd in wun ov the flats over the shops or the howses behind them. He waz very frendly. I think he waz wundring wy evrywun waz in his yard. We sor him nippin owt for a walk at nite, too. He sertinly aktid like he ownd the street an knew all the nooks an crannys.

On Wendzday we went to Bakewell. Over heer (I don't kno if yu see them in Merryka or Ostraylia or Frarnce or uther playces) we get a nice dezert calld Bakewell Tart: Yu mayke it by doin paystry, then line it wiv frooty jam, then por on sum sponge mix that's got egg an grownd almons in it an it's almondy flayverd an yum, then sprinkol sliced almons on top. Then bake it. Slurp! Then yu eet it hot wiv ice creem, or custerd, or cold like a cake wiv creem. It's yum! Enyway, I digress! Bakewell is whare the tart comes from....In Bakewell they cook it like I jus sed, but also uther ways as well- so they had sum wiv icin on top, sum wiv creem on top, an sum that had paystry on the top as well as the bottom an theez types wer calld Bakewell PUDDINGS-An look hoo I met inside the puddin shop!!! He waz gardin the goodies!!I met sum ov his starff. They wer a mad bunch, all hi on shugar, I think!! Hehe!Bakewell tarts an puddings ar so grayte they eevn hav their own spot on Wikipedia, heer!

Ahhh... wat next? Oh! I kno! I diffrent type ov puddin compleetly! Look! We went for a stroll rownd a villidge calld Tissington an I think a horse wiv a bad tummy had been thare befor us. He dropt a few puddins ov his own, all along the layne! Throw my arms up at him!HAHAHAHA!

Daddy sed I wassent to post that wun but heez gon to bed allreddy. So thare. Enyway, hooz blog izit? Hehe!

Bye fer now!

33 comments:

Stardust said...

Bob! You're so small agen! I couldn't see you in the ferst pikcher! The big bear is so kind to let you ride on her shoulder. =)

Bakewell tart and pudding sounds so interesting. I'm sure that they taste good. Dun't think I get to taste dem in my lifetime though...

Ar yu sharing more wen yu wake up the nezt morning? Sweet dreams...

BumbleVee said...

Ooooh....she was a tallllll lady bear...but pretty too....

hahahha...you and poo.... kinda reminds me of table talk around here... and how often it makes its way to that..... hmmmmm......

Denise said...

The Bakewell Tart shop was on the TV on Monday night. The Hairy Bakers (Bikers) visited there.

You can watch it here:-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00d61nh

CHEWY said...

We have frozen Pudding Pops in America. Not to be confused with frozen Pudding Poops, which would be horsey droppings in wintertime. (tee-hee)

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Yay! Bakewell Tart! an' Manchester Tart an Yorkshire Curd Tart, I love 'em all! Issn't it funny that wherever yu get yummy sweet stuff, there's always BEARS? I've never seen a bear in a cabbidge shop! Bears are so smart! :o)

Becky said...

wow - I'm hungry now looking at that Bakewell cake/tart/pudding/thing.... I think I'd try it with ice cream first because ice cream makes everything yummy in my book!! I think your lady bear friend is a little too tall for you, Bob - I'm glad to see you aren't intimidated by Amazonesque women!! woo hoo!

Bear Naked said...

Bob
That is one HUGE bear whose shoulder you were sitting on.
All your talk about Bakewell puddings is making me want to forget about my diet.

Bear((( )))

Julie said...

Wow, that was a hooge bear!! She made you look tiny! I love that blue roof in the Spa shopping centre (no, not the Spar! hehehe!). I hope you didn't get wet in all that rain. Did you have a brolly?

I like Bakewell tart with icing on. Yummmmmmmmm.

Debbie's Blog of Life said...

Hi Bob and Bob's mummy!

I wanted to come and let you know that TB the Superstar's mommy (Amy) is in the hospital right now.

Please keep good prayers for her recovery.

She will be ok.

Love from Debbie, Zach, Scrappy and Carly of Debbie's Bears

Alex L said...

Yours Bob, its yours. Now I'm in the mood for cake...

Harry said...

Ma is drooling over the Bakewell Tart!

Toodle pip
Harry x

Velvet Ginger said...

Wow! You had such a good trip...lots of things to see! That is a huge bear there in that window, goodness gracious! Thanks for sharing teh horse poops Bob, it wouldn't be your blog without some kind of poop!

A.Bananna said...

wow bob you look so small on that big bear. lol. It looks like you had a great time!!


we got our merit award!! thank you!

Becky said...

Hi Bob! Guess what, you've been tagged! Go to my blog and you will see the rules. tee hee

CherryPie said...

I love bakewell tart it is one of my favorites.

That Sari bear looks very elegant and very large!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust,

If it wernt for the customs men, hoo wud pinch it an eet it themselves, I wud send yu a Bakewell Tart! Maybe yu cud cook yorself wun. The thing is to put grownd almonds in wiv the flour wen yu mayke the spunge. Slurp!

I wantid to blog agen sooner, an eech day this week reelly, but Mummy's bak haz been very bad, an that puts her off helpin wiv the blog. It also meens I'm bizzy runnin up an down her bak an massargin wiv my toze. Bears ar exslent bak massargers, yu kno.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee,

Wa-heyyy! Set me a playce! I'm comin over for dinner!!

HEHEHE!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Denise,

Reelly? WOW! We cort just the end ov the program! We must hav jus mist it! I shall hav to go an see it! HEHE! THANKS!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Frozen Puddin Poops! Heheheee!!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

yu cud buy them as presents for thoze poodols that eet their poo! HAAAAAAAAAAAHahahaaha!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Wat wud be the poynt? HAHAHA! Oooo Manchester Tart! Mummy sez she yewst to mayke that wiv Granny wen she waz a littol gerl! I shall hav to remind her. We vizit her tomorro!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky,

She waz big but I'm farst. Wa-hey!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

Mummy's on a diet too. Sheez been reelly good this week. WIch meens mor choccie an biskits for me an Daddy! Wa-hey!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

Yeah, so do I- Cherry Bakewells! Icing an a big cherry on top! Slurp!

I dident get wet cos I stayd in Mummy's bag, or Daddy's pokkit. They got wet. It waz raynin so hard Daddy dident eevn mind carryin Mummy's brolly- an it haz pink cats on it. Ha. That tells yu how hard it rayned.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Debbie,

Thank yu for lettin me kno. I shall do a speshol darnse for her an send sum hugs in her direkshun. I'll arsk evrywun to do the sayme sort ov thing. I'm sorry she issent well. Gosh, TB must be very sad an worreed wivowt his Mummy. I hope he haz sum hug pants.

:@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex L,

I carnt remember ever NOT bein in the mood for cayke!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Harry,

It's hers, if she droolld on it! HAHA!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Velvet Ginger,

Ah! Yoov notisst my intrest in things scatalogicol, hav yu?

Teehee!!!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

Hurayy! Glad it got thare safely!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky,

OOO! OOO! How eggsytin! I'll be rite over in a mo!!!

THANKS!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

She is the biggest laydy Bear I ever sor!!! She gayve me a hug wiv wun finger!!!!

:@D

i beati said...

What spendid pictures Mummy can't resist a kitty or a tasty tart ..

No Cool Story said...

You get to visit the cutest places ever.
That's sure one tall bear!